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<Freenode> <Renski> Thats weird, im more impressed that im talking with someone from another network, than I am with the fact that you could be anywhere on the planet.Comment: 'Freenode' is a relay bot from Freenode#winapi to EFnet#winapi
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OnionsAhoy: jacking off is like playing solitaire, you only play so that when you win you get to see the cards do that flip out thing |
#294998 (46/128) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ebola> There's nothing wrong with ReiserFS and lots of other people worked on it too.
<sysrq> except that every time I've used reiser I've had irrecoverable data loss
<WolfLord> it didn't get lost, it went back to Russia |
#296807 (46/64) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skint> i heard all Russians are poor and illiterate
<lennoxRU> almostly |
#298630 (46/126) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(subdue) Fileserver, webserver, chatserver, mailserver... what other sort of server functionality would be neat to play with?
(@tigrex) neat being fun or useful?
(Zak) bacon server
(subdue) I suppose with a lot of scripting and some mechanical upgrades I could turn it into a web/bacon server
(subdue) a 7am cronjob |
#303656* (?/72) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rican boy87>: my dick is like Inception
<Rican boy87>: just keeps going deeper and deeper.
<GOLD SWORD>: then you wake up |
#304729 (46/144) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking gay
ned: i cant load gmail
Rabbi-Work: wow ned
Rabbi-Work: maybe you could say it's "ineffective" or "disfunctional" instead of using gay as a pejorative
ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking dysfunctional
BONUS: im ineffective and disfunctional and take offense to people using ineffective and disfunctional as a pejorative |
#304840 (46/74) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flickerdart> I went to an art show that my friend had a thing at
<Flickerdart> And there was a shark made of d10s
<Flickerdart> Which was like, fuck yeah
<Fax> that's awesome
<lolfighter> Why d10s!
<lolfighter> Why not pick a platonic solid!
<Flickerdart> Maybe they tessellate better than d20s?
<lolfighter> Maybe.
<lolfighter> And maybe d6s are too mundane.
<Fax> because platonic shapes
<Fax> !shades
<Fax> are for squares
<Rhona_d`Cannith> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! |
#307066 (46/158) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rose> Hot Topic is the ebaumsworld of clothing stores. |
#308447 (46/122) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nathan> I think % is secretly the symbol for a titfuck |
#309889 (45/81) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zelest> I downloaded a porno today...
<Zelest> Which started with a HUGE dubstep drop
<Zelest> Biggest turn off ever |
#310496 (46/54) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
danlamanna: god
danlamanna: watching cspan online instead of on tv requires you to sign-in to your cable package
danlamanna: I can't even watch my own government fuck me for free |
#310743 (46/60) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0de> Notice to IT staff. As of today administrators are strictly forbidden from assigning passwords which are not randomly generated. Assigning users passwords which contain obfuscated political statements (example NRA43V3R! , 084^^4=L|Z4RD ) will be grounds for disciplinary action.
<l0de> so there's another thing I ruined for everyone
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<l0de> for like 6 months straight I assigned every user the password: "password187!
<l0de> and everyone was logging into everyone else's accounts and creating havoc
<l0de> it was gr88 |
#310894 (46/54) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@witheld> Well, my computer from the age of 3 to about 10 was this frankenstein build that a family friend built us running 95. When I first started using it I just used a program called "baby type" which created various noises and visualizations from pressing buttons and messing with the mouse
<@witheld> And then when I was 10 or so the mexican guy gave me my own windows 98 computer
<@witheld> mexican guy down the street*
<@KittyKatt> Oh, I thought you meant THE mexican guy.
<@KittyKatt> Like, everyone was supposed to get their computer from the mexican guy at the age of 10. |
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<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer. And it's ugly too." -my cs professor |
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* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets.
<Fry> "I'm Dead."..."Me Too" |
#2068 (47/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias
<SolidLand> yes.
<Ashboy> wh00p! l8r.
*** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes)
<SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change |
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<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods?
<spazzer> tim
<spazzer> we mean
<spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long
<spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long
<spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long
<Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;) |
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<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett
<timmo`> if by sarcastic you mean sexy, then yes. |
#2837 (47/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maff> yoga fire!
<timmo> yoga flame!
<maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport. |
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<Ophidian> why does being a programmer mean 13 hours a day and no social life? i dont understand |
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<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK
<poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the remaining 1% that blows? |
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<josho> having eggo "pissed" at me was like having a rabid chihuahua yiping at you becuase you stepped on its oversized genitals
<Guilty> See you just complemented eggo again |
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<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay?
<Scofco> nope
<kyle> good
<Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE
<Scofco> either that, or a girl
<Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises
<Scofco> at least not MY penis :( |
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<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :(
<automat0n> were you in the dentist's chair? |
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