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#309557 (45/61) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TauNeutrino> hey guys
<TauNeutrino> I have one freaking question
<TauNeutrino> When might I call myself an intermediate linux user? Let's discuss !
<Sodel_the_V> TauNeutrino: An intermediate Linux user is someone who has stopped wondering how sound on Linux can POSSIBLY be this bad. |
#309922 (45/119) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bigby> so fox news is hating on the lego movie as it makes big business the bad guy
<Bigby> i really do believe if the KKK had a fortune 500 company FOX would defend them |
#310082* (?/79) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* SpaceWizard is now known as DigitalSeuss
<DigitalSeuss> here's an easy game to play.
<DigitalSeuss> here's an easy thing to say.
<DigitalSeuss> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
<DigitalSeuss> And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
<DigitalSeuss> And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
<DigitalSeuss> Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
<DigitalSeuss> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
<DigitalSeuss> And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
<DigitalSeuss> And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
<DigitalSeuss> Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
<DigitalSeuss> You can't say this? What a shame sir!
<DigitalSeuss> We'll find you another game sir.
<DigitalSeuss> If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
<DigitalSeuss> Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
<DigitalSeuss> But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
<DigitalSeuss> That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
<DigitalSeuss> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss...
<DigitalSeuss> So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse..
<DigitalSeuss> Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
<DigitalSeuss> 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, this sucker's gonna hang!
<DigitalSeuss> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
<DigitalSeuss> And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
<DigitalSeuss> Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM!
<DigitalSeuss> Quickly, turn off the computer, and be sure to tell your mom!
* DigitalSeuss bows, drops the mic, exits stage left. |
#311034 (45/99) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Agentimoline> what does fnord even mean
<Celti> Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
<Celti> Or if you prefer, fnord is toast without bread.
<Celti> Fnord is where they keep the unused serifs for sans-serif fonts.
<Celti> Fnord... is the echo of silence.
<Celti> Fnord is a colour only blind people can see.
<Celti> Fnord is why LISP has so many parentheses.
<Celti> Fnord is a four-leaf clover — with a missing leaf.
<Celti> Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.
<Celti> Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
<Celti> Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
<Celti> Fnord lives in the empty space above the decimal point in that number.
<Celti> Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
<Celti> The fnords will eat you if you're not careful.
<Celti> If you try and see them.
<Celti> They're everywhere, if you look. But don't look. Fnord.
<Celti> Does that answer the question sufficiently?
<Celti> I can't really go on.
<Celti> It's too dangerous. |
#311325 (45/55) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gambl0re> imagine riding a uber in detroit...probably get shot
<jaawerth> meh, places are never as dangerous as people say they are
<jaawerth> also if an uber driver shot me I'd leave them a terrible review |
#368 (46/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine |
#1137 (46/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT
<notgoth> i shot cum in my eye
<notgoth> fuck that burns
<notgoth> i was jerking off
<notgoth> and damn!
<notgoth> ow
<enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something? |
#1610 (46/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS |
#1955 (46/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format? |
#3618 (46/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts |
#4026 (46/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** crunchybl has joined #xml
<crunchybl> anyone know xml in here |
#6006 (46/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it |
#7408 (46/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Radz has quit IRC (Quit: Pure | Bitches | No, Fuck You)
* KeeperS tries to make sense of Radz's quit message |
#7601 (46/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski
<lud> I finished Minesweeper ... custom game, two mines I mean, out of 500 squares |
#7797 (46/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> wtf
<Linguica> wait a minute
<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> no it wouldnt |
#7951 (46/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sommerfeld> perl: what you get when you take a couple features from every known language and toss them in a blender.
<sommerfeld> with 20g of crack and a dab of lsd
<perry> sommerfeld: the LSD is purely for flavor. |
#8492 (46/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KKKBitch> im making jason take me out for dinner !!%^&*)
<KKKBitch> i have my speech ready for when he walks in the door and all.
<Bayls> KK - What's your speech?
<KKKBitch> "if you take me out for dinner, i won't give you any of my PMT shit - the end"
<KKKBitch> i used to say "if you take me out for dinner, i'll suck your dick" but he soon found that i was lying. |
#8961 (46/228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up?
[Rosewood] Daikatana |
#11117 (46/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@puto|^_...> i went in the restroom to take a piss
<@puto|^_...> then my fucking shorts snuck out of my reach
<@puto|^_...> and fuckign snapped my penis up while pissing
<@puto|^_...> fuckign pissed everywhere and on myself |
#11271 (46/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sandie> http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/wesleys-anal-ordeal <- Sci needs to see this
<Sandie> "As Wesley opened his mouth in agony Kor slid the gigantic head of
<Sandie> his Klingon cock into his soft boy-mouth. Wes's scream became a gurgle as
<Sandie> he began nursing the head in compliance with Kor's bellowing order to
<Sandie> please his warrior dick with his pussyboy mouth.
<c_thur> ...
* Tomko slits his wrists and welcomes the sweet red death |
#11885 (46/191) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)
<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?
<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it. |
#17267 (46/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<epic> so are MP movie rips good?
<Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op
<Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P |
#17993 (46/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Elysian changes topic to 'Metallica is the best thing to happen to pop since Micheal Jackson' |
#30472 (46/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> I don't even know how I am meant to generate a random number in pseudo code
<+Raven> 14!
<Kaelic> Call the pseudo code function for it? :p
<@EdorFaus> yea :P
<+Raven> you can use me to generate them
<@Wumpus> bah, 'sif 14
<@Wumpus> 42!
<+Raven> 8!
<@EdorFaus> just say "generate random number" :P
<+Raven> Kaelic: now you have 3, isn't that enough?
<@Wumpus> hehe, and in kaelic's pseudocode we find: call( raven )
<+Raven> lol
<Kaelic> hehe
<@EdorFaus> lol |
#36278 (46/172) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bubbaprog> what do you call a resident of tampa
<nephaft> hmm....
<Bubbaprog> it's not Tampan
<BeadGrl> tampian?
<Bubbaprog> actually
<Bubbaprog> it's tampanian
<BeadGrl> hmm ok
<aeonite> People from Tampa are hot, moist and full of blood
<aeonite> So Tampon sounds correct |
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