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<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him it had a headache |
#4815 (44/206) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dabljuh> hey
<Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled
<Dabljuh> which is simply not true
*** Quits: Dabljuh (~dabljuh@195.141.143.ZiRC-52133) (User has been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion)) |
#5078 (44/242) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's
<ryano> going on dalnet |
#7316 (44/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alisia> I'm fat
<dave> you're not fat you fat ass |
#7540 (44/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing |
#9329 (44/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me
<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me
<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly
<@PakiSpice> yea
<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred
<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window
<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares |
#10889 (44/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads, eric.
<nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it. |
#12018 (44/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong correct ?
<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly |
#13567 (44/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SarahS> You can remove testicles?
<Phenom6996> Yep
<Phenom6996> and breasts
<Phenom6996> It requires special tools
<ajplus1> yeah....a knife |
#15460 (44/234) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so we don't have to download stuff for dinner" |
#15475 (44/184) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't be shewed upon...
<Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens
<Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while ago,
<Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo... |
#16734 (44/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
ForeverDamnation: Ben wants to chew on some penis.
blx001: you mean snickers
ForeverDamnation: No, I believe I mean penis.
blx001: no you mean snikers
SmiLex05: is that was the gay communty calls it now |
#16965 (44/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Wee_AL> ah well im prosb gona buy the new RHCP album
<Wee_AL> actully shit ill just borrow it
<Wee_AL> no cash
<DjSatansfury> im probably just gonna have a wank, and listen to myself moan as i cum, 'cause it'll sound the fucking same |
#16999 (44/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lasthero> i own a lot of cds
<lasthero> and i own a kick ass stereo too
<lasthero> but don't own speackers, they cost so much |
#18464 (45/208) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zimbu> Listening to WvSoulja's raps is like masturbating with a cheese grater-- sorta amusing, but mostly painful. |
#19306 (45/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blm07> i blocked that bitch
<Bobo> blocked?
<Bobo> this isn't aim -_-
* Bobo sets mode: +aol blm07 |
#32395 (44/316) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ducklord> getting interested is for losers
<ducklord> winners go "..." |
#32720 (44/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sahal> i hide my porn in .dll files |
#32785 (44/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MKendora> I get concerned when what I see on TV enters my dreams.
<MKendora> since that happens fairly often...
<MKendora> and since all I watch is Law & Order : Special Victims Unit...
<MKendora> I get all kinds of sex crimes in my dreams :/ |
#33263 (44/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* HPLPB|Comp2 needs to wash dishes and cook pasta
<DB> HPLPB|Comp2: By that, you mean "Wash my vibrator and tune into some gay porn", no?
<HPLPB|Comp2> DB: pretty much |
#36160 (44/170) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<scorf> enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime
<rpop> demons enter through the penis!?
<scorf> it would appear so, from this thing I read on the internet which is true!
<rpop> not even 7 am and I've been enlightened already! |
#37079 (44/196) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jonnyb0y> brb
<Jonnyb0y> need to use land line
* Jonnyb0y has quit IRC
<fc9k> rofl jonny is on 56k :D
<RaBiD> dont take the piss out of the handicapped |
#52194 (44/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<eclipse> Ebonics are kinda like women. I don't understand either of them, but they're both kinda neat. |
#56571 (44/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlexFili> i am a n00b, what do u expect?
[...]
<Bjarni> AlexFili: you need to learn stuff to reach the n00b level |
#62378 (44/424) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> motherfucker
<AlmtyBob> IRISH PEOPLE WERE MADE ONLY TO FUCK WITH SQL DATABASE
<AlmtyBob> GODDAMNED SINGLE QUOTES IN THEIR FUCKING... |
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