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#6403 (43/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping
<avi-> nice
<cygnus> i don't have shit for food
<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty |
#9920 (43/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man. |
#10464 (43/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mand> If I had to be an x-men, i'd be Gambit.
<Ithaqua> I thought you WERE an ex-man. |
#10815 (43/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark." |
#11101 (43/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+AeroBob): Ooh! New saying. "A Werthers Original is like anal sex..."
(@Pixie|3554Y): They're both given by grandad? :O
(+AeroBob): And, of course, both are best served hard. |
#11116 (43/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< cygnus` > this girl broke up with me once
< cygnus` > becuase i was sucking her tit
< cygnus` > and i said it was to try and get milk to come out
< cygnus` > and i started laughing like a retard |
#11794 (43/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE
<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?
<Kimmay> whats that?
<medic> your next upgrade. |
#18478 (44/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too?
<Jade-> the internet and your computer |
#19227 (43/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[m]egaloB> don't eat from taco bell. just save yourself 45 minutes and flush whatever you buy |
#19981 (28/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thx1138> macintosh rackmount servers running bsd?
* thx1138 looks around for flying cars |
#22102 (44/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<emte> yeah its hard on lower intellegened people |
#25152 (43/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
<Scofco> You ok?
<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea |
#26249 (44/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt good news for CS players
<Whisper> want to hear it?
<CJ> Sure
<Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking... |
#28787 (43/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* OxD kicks rbastic in the nuts
<rbastic> comeon man
<OxD> heh
<rbastic> i need those. for like, making semen and stuff.
<rbastic> mostly just for the semen. |
#30301 (43/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neon[UK]> this machine was built to be kept on
<kickthepc> to install 98 you need to reboot several times
<Neon[UK]> :|
<Neon[UK]> maybe if i reboot REALLY FAST |
#32016 (43/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<u4Ea-kvm> i ran winipconfizzle |
#33421 (43/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kosta> oh this will be fun
<Kosta> here's some records that I know for a fact are in my car
<Kosta> The Clash -- London Calling
<Kosta> Brahms 3rd and 4th (Berlin, von karajan...)
<Kosta> 2 eminem records
<Kosta> Yes -- The Yes Album
<Kosta> Toy Dolls -- Greatest hits or anthology or whatever it's called
<Kosta> Rush -- Chronicles
<Kosta> Bob Marley -- Legend
<Kosta> A -- um... whatever their record is called
<Kosta> Massive Attack -- the gray one
<Kosta> um
<Kosta> Oingo Boingo -- boingo alive
<Kosta> oh that's not the title
<Kosta> I can't remember the title, but the Cd cover is gray
<Kosta> or grey
<Kosta> the score to Glory
<Kosta> Doobie Brothers
<Kosta> greatest hits
<Kosta> James Taylor, greatest hits
<Kosta> Carol King -- Tapestry
<Kurt> sell your carComment: Kosta writes film music for a living
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#38060 (43/169) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
21:08 <@SteveB> i just realized that the girl i've been hitting on for the past 3 days is a senior
21:08 <@SteveB> lol
21:08 < andy> hah
21:08 < andy> whenever you see a girl you should just walk up to her and say "asl"
21:08 < andy> then youll knowComment: #neoturbine on irc.neoturbine.net
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#39080 (43/185) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@zZzdilzZz) somehow, my parents coming into my room and talking to me while i have cutesy anime music playing and acting like nothing is wrong is quite disturbingComment: Dil loves his anime
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#45395 (43/171) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
VitViper: what do you want your zx2 to be?
VitViper: a 1/4 mile sprinter
VitViper: or a mean freeway dragger?
PcChip2: a badass motherfucking pizza delivery car |
#52819 (43/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kodan> god! why is it that 99.9% of every medicine out there HAS to come in cherry?
<Kodan> why the hell not banana, or orange?
<kodan> Cherries SUCK!
<Nick> not the virgin kind ;)
<Kodan> ...that's the most immature thing i've read all week |
#52939 (43/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luncheon> i like my women how i like my whiskey... 12 years old and from scotland |
#63578 (43/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Turbo Lover GT2: lmao, this dude at the gay pride parade in San Diego, went with jumper cables in his backpack
Turbo Lover GT2: (cuz his motorcycle needed a new battery)
Turbo Lover GT2: and the security guard saw them and hassled him for about an hour straight, making sure he had no piercings anywhere other than his ears
Shin Rawr: haha what the fuck |
#135463 (43/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gekz> If I was going to kill myself, I'd do it in style
<Gekz> like tie a shotgun to a toaster
<Gekz> and when the toast it cooked I get slugged
<Eddi|zuHause2> and have the toaster run netbsd? |
#182262 (43/119) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pnbeast> althalus, you bastard, why don't you type up my second homework problem for me?
<althalus> depends on what it is.
<althalus> If you want a highly pessimistic rant on the state of the world and the intelligence level of the average person today, I'm your man :) |
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