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#20082 (39/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear
<etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns her on
<Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and then you win the lottery for 500million
<Staquaft> What's the low against that?
<Wala> low; girls have aids
<Wala> but
<Wala> that's not very low
<Wala> considering how you have 500 million
<Wala> to pay for treatment
<Kevyn> high; you stop talking.
<Kevyn> low; you keep talking. |
#29164 (38/272) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DNAspark99>Why would I want to join the army and throw away my life to the government?
<DNAspark99>Tho on the plus side, I'd love to go to iraq and gun me down some reporters... |
#30403 (38/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-( |
#36317 (38/176) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TheGreenBastard: Similar type of story....I work at a garage. This car came in, and this 'person' came into the office looking for the key to the bathroom. Neither my boss or I could tell if it was a man or a woman. Seriously....fat, shaped like a barrel, jowls, no normal boobs, middle timbre voice.
So we put both keys on the counter and acted busy.....and looked at which key was left on the counter...it was a woman!![/ |
#36743 (38/174) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> i love my mom but i would never admit it to anyone
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> wait
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> fuck |
#37046 (38/170) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Deranged): Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had.
(Deranged): It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me.
(Deranged): And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language. |
#41644 (38/182) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Unim4trix0> hey
<@Unim4trix0> i just realized
<@Unim4trix0> you can set your channel +ntsc
<@Unim4trix0> but not +pal
* Knogle is now known as Knogle_
<@Knogle_> freak
<@Knogle_> lol
<@Unim4trix0> i think theres a message thereComment: Playing with new ircd/services features on DALnet
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#42690 (38/160) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@DXtremz> root@tweety [~]# uptime
<@DXtremz> 9:22pm up 111 days, 5:42, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.13, 0.20
<@sock> each person and his merits.
<@sock> you make a remote machine run for 4 months,
<@sock> while your roomie fucks chicks hard \o/
<@DXtremz> Exactly. |
#43454 (38/198) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Songy> And don't watch LOTR dvds at the highest volume your stereo can go when you're expecting a delivery. The other night I rang a door bell, knocked several times, and called while getting no response and hearing this fat, semi-drunk middle-aged dude yell shit like "YEAH! That's Legolas!! He's an ELFFF!!" to his young daughter. |
#49948 (38/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< SpinifeX> KRYSTAL- aka not a whore says:
< SpinifeX> lol id it werent for the sun you'd be the hottest thing in the universe!
< SpinifeX> SpinifeX says:
< SpinifeX> and if my computer didnt exist you'd be the sexiest thing in the universe |
#106178 (38/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
fluffyjim: an plus at da end of the show dey all start rollin round on da fall avin a seizer with tubby custard spuwin outta der mouth
sheady: english, type in english, netspeak is not tolerated here.
fluffyjim: floor* |
#294356 (38/184) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Methofelis: Damn you, robin!
Methofelis: Damn yooooou!
ape: yes, fuck you, robin. I hope you rot, die, and you get kids that you survive as parents thrice over
ape: because your kids also rotted and died, but a lot sooner than you
robin: ape: Do they rot and die before I have to pay for college? |
#299883 (38/60) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ftmysally: I can not send email at all
ctnpinciotti: Go into your account settings and set your imap one to default.
ftmysally: my imap account is my default
ctnpinciotti: What happens when you try to send?
ftmysally: nothing unless I press send and receive
ctnpinciotti: So what happens when you do that...
ftmysally: it sends
ctnpinciotti: so...
ftmysally: never mind |
#301275 (38/240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<esteele> Anyone know what kw['title'].setdefault('') might do?
<optilude> esteele: crash if 'title' is not in kw?
<esteele> Well, it crashes when it is too. Unless title shouldn't be a string.
<esteele> Ah, I think it should be kw.setdefault('title','')
<davisagli> esteele: right
<esteele> Which shows how many times that method has ever been called.
<davisagli> heh. what method?
<esteele> Products.PlonePAS.plugins.group.GroupManager.updateGroup
<esteele> From 02/24/05
<esteele> Wow.
<esteele> This is what archaeology feels like, I'll bet. |
#302054* (?/76) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@nukespoon> oh what
<@nukespoon> they are making a trilogy of 3D smurf films :|
<@al> lol
<@al> they can't leave anything alone
<@Sebas> Yeah man, didn't you see the first one?
<@Sebas> It was called Avatar |
#303166 (39/63) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<indigo> some of my fish are not very smart.
<indigo> i have some that are small catfish (1-2") with a sucker mouth
<indigo> i startled some, and they jumped above the waterline and clung to the glass in the air. |
#303670 (38/76) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[11:11pm] Katuron: OOOOH
[11:11pm] Katuron: it's 11:11!
[11:11pm] MiracleBlue: Quick, make a wish!
[11:11pm] Katuron: uhm uhm uhm
[11:12pm] Katuron: ACE MY EXAMS!
[11:12pm] MiracleBlue: Too late
[11:12pm] Katuron: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
#304473 (38/66) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< gordonjcp> oh deary me, someone has emailed me asking for advice on running a MUD under ax25d
< gordonjcp> yeah
< gordonjcp> 'cos individually, MUDs and packet radio aren't geeky enough by themselvesComment: #scotlug
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#305935 (38/76) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< JustBurn> that was only fun if we were still in the DOS ear
< JustBurn> *era
< abadidea> DOS ear? is that what you get if you play games which only use the beeper for too long
< abadidea> sorry, i can't hear you over the ringing, i have a bad case of dos ear ;<Comment: #nesdev
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#307428* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ifrit> 1992 telnetted, they want their joke back |
#309232 (39/77) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Odd> So someone from customer service at work forwarded me this e-mail: Â "Thank you for the confirmation of my book order, but you can save yourself and me a lot of time by not blowing up your schemes to 'help the environment.' Â What you call 'help the environment,' I call a Jewish communist plot to destroy nations and topple freedom. Â So spare me the smug rhetoric." |
#310258 (38/60) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< cyberdog> so there are a few holes in watchdogs
< cyberdog> you can 'prevent crimes' by pre-empting them using some bullshit minority report hacking anonymous #wearelegion thing, but when you prevent it, it counts as a victory condition no matter what happens
< cyberdog> so the half hour police chase beforehand, the hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage caused, the fact that i arrived on the scene by crashing through the outside area of a restaurant and killed 75% of its customers, and then the fact that i blew both the perp AND the victim away by accident doesn't matter
< cyberdog> perps down, you're a hero
< cyberdog> and then you can stealth in cars to avoid detection, yet it doesn't seem to matter whether the car has doors or not
< cyberdog> hes just sort of slumped in the seat in plain fucking view
< cyberdog> its still entertaining though
< cyberdog> it's a bit like hackers in that it's silly but still enjoyable
< nukes> ahem
< nukes> hackers was not silly
< cyberdog> no that's true. every time i send an email 1s and 0s fly around the room and i surf down a 90s tidal wave wearing an augmented reality headset :P
< nukes> that's not augmented reality, that's lsd |
#310368 (39/67) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hep> would anyone like to sign up for our trolling ghostwriting service?
<hep> for the busy professional who still wants to troll
<hep> you just give us your nick
<hep> and we troll as you |
#311061 (4/94) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KateLibby> and no, im not iliterate, my parents were married |
#311151 (39/67) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SmasherDynamo> !rolld100
<Ricky_Steambot> Rolled 69
<CraigK> nice.
<fairgame> nice
<Monicro> NICE
<Mon> nice
<DannoMack> nice
<Yaya> nice
<cthulhuwork> you guys are weird
<johnfw501> niceComment: #thesuperleague
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