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#309123 (37/61) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KsM> Estrellas you're more attractive than a cat
<KsM> I mean that in the best way possible
<Estrellas> that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me |
#310218 (37/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+kmc> my girlfriend served as an adult control subject for some behavioral research on children
<+kmc> she did live on psych studies for a year yeah
<Jafet> Is there a control protocol where you don't use people who live off being sociology test subjects |
#311656 (36/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wifemaker> who else would love to be transformed into a cute little housewife?
<TungstenCarbide> what happens to the extra mass?
<leanna{NL}> turns into energy
<leanna{NL}> thats why youre a HOT cute little housewife |
#1611 (38/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tak> your mommas so dumb she set her buffer length to a minimal octal instead of puging the cache |
#2329 (38/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LPCx> hrm alabama has some IT jobs
<HenryV> heh
<HenryV> you'd need a new suit though
<HenryV> one of them kkk things
<LPCx> to bad i wouldn't fit in my sisters are allready married :|
<HenryV> doh! |
#2629 (38/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spazzer> ahh fuck
<spazzer> i did it again
<spazzer> spilled tap ramen juice in my lap twice
<Cured> see and I thought you were just singing along to Britney Spears |
#3469 (38/198) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs
<blazemore> time to reboot
<ScumDog> that's so retarded
<mandarin> heh...uptime is sad
<mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;)
<mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs |
#4208 (38/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play?
<bucshott> pocket pool
<bucshott> ;P
<JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game
<bucshott> see told ya it was good |
#4378 (38/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrSauce> LIZ HURLEY KNOCKED UP?
<MrSauce> NOOOOOOO
<MrSauce> fuck
<MrSauce> she was so hot
<EvilRobot> Hey, in 18 years and 9 months, you'll be able to hump her daughter.
<MrSauce> hrm
<MrSauce> I'd be 35
<MrSauce> very possible
<EvilRobot> See, always look for the silver lining!
<MrSauce> oh well. I guess it's time for a farewell fap |
#4746 (38/177) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<morganti> the problem is if I have referrer logging turned off, the images will not load because the site is trying to stop queers from linking to their content, so if the referrer is blank the image won't load....
<morganti> however I have a program that is supposed to set the referrer to the sites domain that I am visiting, but it doesn't seem to be working
<_8ight> humm. well, u go to alot of trouble to surf for porn then huh? |
#4861 (38/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be able to make it through these difficult times. |
#6951 (38/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<glasnost> i didn't have a life.
<glasnost> i had a BBS. |
#7183 (38/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program
(dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc? |
#8211 (38/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec)
<IMP-Scott> my local Box
<IMP-Scott> whooohoooo
<IMP-Scott> 100Mbit
<JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS !
<IMP-Scott> errrr?
<dt|BadAss> lol |
#9511 (38/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BoShekk> hey
<jstepka> hey
<merkzu> hey
<BoShekk> its fat albert |
#9610 (38/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster
<drug|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml
<djcrom> see, my bot rocks |
#10883 (38/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed. |
#11141 (38/182) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mjvh> stupid loose ethernet connection.
<Turbonutter> ducktape
<Turbonutter> ducktape is the answer to all life's problems
<Turbonutter> like beer. except ducktape rarely causes them in the first place.
<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps
<Turbonutter> it can do anything but is a pain in the arse to use? |
#11967 (38/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them
<Xyonz> which i find amusing
<Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn
<Xyonz> :\
<_rb> are they hot?
<Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are |
#14621 (38/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now
(@Grantfly): i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell like my balls
(@Grantfly): they might not like that |
#15046 (38/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall.
<Dzarg> lol :)))
<Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message.
<Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it? |
#15444 (38/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mug> ncencence
<Deke> i think you mean unceunceunceunce
<Deke> if you're going to be an unce'ing wanker, at least do it right
<Hiroechan> unce?
<Hiroechan> unf?
<Hiroechan> you aussies have got all sorts of weird noise sounds
<^WaR^Zzz> wtf is unce :)
<Deke> unce is the noise a wog's car makes as it drives past
<Deke> the techno bass beat
<Deke> "unceunceunceunce"
<Deke> nothing like unf
<Hiroechan> heh
<Hiroechan> i was going to suggest: Universal Noise of Cock Eating
<Deke> lmao |
#16866 (38/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with ferns growing around the base, and said he was dressed as a dickweed. |
#17923 (38/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody
<PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that |
#18125 (38/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eleven> hitler
<eleven> that fucking jew |
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