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#22403 (37/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[-QUIT-] - entropy[-entropy@ACBE676A.ipt.aol.com-] - Connection reset by peer
* Painless watches as entropy demonstates the stability of her win2k box |
#26337 (37/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push technologies.
<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves. |
#28852 (37/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_Rabies> that is proper
<Mr_Rabies> woot.
<Parak> mrproper?
<Parak> did you make a booboo in your source tree? :/
* Parak stabs self
* technodrone stabs Parak
<Mr_Rabies> oe noes
<Mr_Rabies> parak committed seppuku
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
<technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> not if you have 20 penises
<Mr_Rabies> all arranged in a circular pattern.
<janitorbob> but do you have 20 prostates
<Temujin> or don't fap for 20 days to save up
<technodrone> penis gatling gun ?
<Mr_Rabies> no they're like
<technodrone> like cow's utter ?
<Mr_Rabies> a bunch of penises... in a WTF WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS SHIT
<Reptile> i knew i should have just closed irc
<technodrone> it stirrs up chan's interest
* Defenestrator comes back to the channel... and quickly leaves again |
#29955 (37/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* _Ben changes topic to 'The Late night Channel. No fun or freedom here. We'll kill you if we find you enjoying your self in here'
* KyleYankan has quit IRC (shadow.cyberarmy.net chronos.cyberarmy.net)
* MonkeyBot has quit IRC (shadow.cyberarmy.net chronos.cyberarmy.net)
* ChanServ has quit IRC (shadow.cyberarmy.net services.cyberarmy.net)
* Frank has quit IRC (cookie.cyberarmy.net shadow.cyberarmy.net)
* ocular has quit IRC (cookie.cyberarmy.net shadow.cyberarmy.net)
* DarkBlackFox has quit IRC (cookie.cyberarmy.net shadow.cyberarmy.net) |
#31859 (37/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«TrueBlue» Talking to your sister or another female relative of the same intelligence would result in both of you staring at a box of Orange Juice because it said "Concentrate". |
#32106 (37/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tinglanchio> kthx
<tlozoot> ok frmo now on don't respond with just "word" or "kthx" beacuse I have to read this stuff
<tlozoot> and when you respond the background goes black and I can't read it
<tlozoot> k????//
<tinglanchio> okay
<tlozoot> very funny asshole.
<tinglanchio> word |
#38349 (37/187) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* tjm returns, having fled the office at 5.25pm with the utmost haste.
<dan> any reason?
<tjm> We have a major internal release tomorrow, and at 5.23pm I discovered that our main character had just turned into a small floating piece of sushi. |
#38519 (37/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hawker91587> Yeh she was so drunk it was awesome.
<MontyGommo> Dont you have morals?
<Hawker91587> Ya see, i view morals as hurdles which u must jump over in order to win gold! |
#39563 (37/157) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scorfen> !
<ikkenai> you know you've seen a bit too much porno when an exclamation point looks like a pussy and an asshole to you |
#41907 (37/159) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<influxsys> yea, gf is all pissed coz i insulted some fatties today
<n3cro> heh
<influxsys> it's ok though. i got my just deserts
<influxsys> we had just left the cinema and we were walking infront of these two huge fat bastards and could hear them talking
<influxsys> one goes to the other. "by gosh it sure is hot today"
<influxsys> i slyly said not thinking they could hear me "that's because you're a fucking fatty"
<influxsys> they totally heard me. one picked me up and squeezed the shit out of me while the other belted into my front organs, as i was quivering on the ground in pain the fattest one ran back and stole my fucking popcorn |
#51456 (37/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< BernardBlack> i just thought of something
< BernardBlack> do midget bakers bake shortbread?Comment: #otw on freenode
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#297067 (39/65) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prime_> if java really did garbage collection the jvm would uninstall itself |
#301256 (7/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sebas> So today's dinner is leftovers.
<Sebas> Problem is, being the greedy fucks we are, we ate all the food yesterday.
<Sebas> I'm not entirely sure how my mum plans to make dinner out of nothing. |
#301271* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
cetileve: you know what sucks about believing in an afterlife?
cetileve: they always teach you that your loved ones are always watching you
cetileve: and it fucking creeps me out to think that my grandmother is looking down from heaven watching me get ready to fap to catgirl hentai
Queue: ...WHY do you people always seem to tell me when you're about to indulge in said activity?
Queue: What makes you and Sarin and Evelyn think that I want to know?
Queue: What's wrong with brb?
Queue: How would you like it if I randomly told you at any one point what erotic image I'm pawing off to?
cetileve: I'd probably fap to that too
cetileve: shit, you just made me hard, brb
cetileve: BETTER? |
#301546* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%Noxy> Then again, it's not like the USA NEEDS people to be enemies. They can go to war with concepts. |
#301772* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Matazar> haha, so I found this girls profile on some dating site
<Matazar> her about me started off with:
<Matazar> "I am me, me I am! Do I like green eggs and ham? Do I like them on this couch? Do I eat them from a pouch? Do I like them with some punch? Do I eat them just for lunch? I guess you'll have to ask and see, and come to have some green with me!"
<Matazar> So I just sent her a message with the subject:
<Matazar> "I does not like green eggs and meat. It's you who I would like to eat." |
#302071 (37/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rigeld2> Just got a workorder with a list of domains who supposedly blacklist us. Our domain is on that list. I wonder when we started blacklisting ourselves.
* rigeld2 stabs stupid people
<inode0> I would do it if I had the power
<inode0> I could improve the lives of 60,000 people just like that |
#304077* (?/81) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nilore> So, this XBox Live player lives in a small town called Fort Gay.Then, Microsoft bans him for declaring that in his user profile, because it's offensive. >>; |
#304124* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> So I got to the final page on this fucking paperwork, and I'm all relieved since 70 pages is enough to kill anyone
<Pryoidain> Then I actually READ it: "Using the section below, explain any and all Yes answers completely, include dates where required"
<Greyskull> Oh fuck
<Pryoidain> So I get to "Are you an only child" and now I'm resisting the urge to be a complete and utter smart ass, since this is for the military and all
<Pryoidain> "Because mummy and daddy didn't love each other after me>
<Jess> Awww
<Jess> Because daddy drove into a tree, AND MOMMY CAUSED IT
<Pryoidain> "Because I wrecked dat shit on da way out yo"
<Pryoidain> Or I could bel-air it
<Pryoidain> Yo this is a story all about how
<Pryoidain> I ripped dat vagina straight up and down
<Pryoidain> I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
<Pryoidain> I'll tell ya a story about how i wrecked down there
<Tomo> Might not go well on a military security form
<Pryoidain> Yeah I think I'd be declined -_- |
#304362* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_BadSpoon> the internet's best and worst attribute? it gives EVERYONE a voice
* Spawn sets mode -v #dynasty Dr_BadSpoon |
#304451* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mikemike> massive fail
<mikemike> put mail() on wrong line
<mikemike> just emailed myself 1273 times |
#304873 (37/85) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jake|E5400> There's spaghetti in the southbridge
<Jake|E5400> and steak on my CD
<Jake|E5400> I kid you not
<Jake|E5400> I just dropped a steak on my XP install disk
<~tidux> lol
* Jake|E5400 wipes it off
<ll_TankPad> Windows XP Medium Rare EditionComment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#305239* (?/69) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<steelemix> one of my friends changed like half the numbers in my cellphone to 911
<steelemix> so i tried to call my mom and i ended up calling the cops instead |
#306951 (38/72) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<narwhal> foolproof way to get a woman's bra off in under 10 seconds: set said bra on fire |
#308131 (38/76) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SnortnSnowflakes> getting on the plane
<SnortnSnowflakes> and blowing that
<SnortnSnowflakes> thing
<SnortnSnowflakes> up
<dippingsauce> oh thats way different than my master plan
<SnortnSnowflakes> well
<SnortnSnowflakes> you'd be doing all the blowing
<SnortnSnowflakes> so
<SnortnSnowflakes> it's not too different from your plan
<dippingsauce> naw im going to just hijack it and land it safely and then over the intercom yell MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIM FOR LIFE BITCHES then bounce out before the police come |
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