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#302558 (36/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Carlambor> when I was in primary school in handcraft classes, I said to my teacher "Will i get an A if I carve your portrait out of wood with a knife?" and he said "it's forbidden to make pictures of god" |
#309478 (36/116) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> thankfully the little red lines keep me from sounding drunk |
#310561 (36/48) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> I've got NP problems. But P ain't one. |
#310769 (36/52) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Taisa> Hey Dan would it be creepy and/or manipulative to try and hit up my ex around the time her menstrual cycle normally clocks at "hornier than usual" or is that just me doing what nature expects me to do
<Rapestove> that sounds like both
<Dan_Maku> Well given you know about it and have tipped your hand towards using it, the former
<Doktor_Q> Those two aren't mutually exclusive at all
<Dan_Maku> Also that
<Dan_Maku> If you're horny just be honest with her about it
<Dan_Maku> ...And maybe don't mention that you keep tabs on her fucking menstural cycle
<Doktor_Q> Nature half expects you to kill your competition's children, this is considered a bad thing today
<Ursarkar_E_Creed> Social Minmaxing and sociopathy go hand in hand
<Taisa> I do like minmaxing... |
#311086 (36/52) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hep> the children actually get mad at me a lot because i wont pay attn to them
<hep> MOM
<hep> PAY ATTN TO ME ONLINE
<hep> LOOK AT MY MEMES
<hep> LIKE MY SELFIES
<hep> like jfc kid
<hep> i have an online life too you know
<hep> this original content dont post itself |
#311324* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Odiumchild> Oh what the hell, I was adjusting my QOS and now I can't access my router lol
<Odiumchild> I guess restart my router and hope nothing worse happens
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<Odiumchild> ayyy restart let me get back into my router
<Odiumchild> Lets go
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> Ow%~{g_v3!QWKi:SEvl{8atBGU(+S>1`r"d<&+UrA:]%<-Hzkz1 _j&xZ!B-
<Whitey> you fucked up your QoS mate
<Whitey> think you need to reboot it again
<Odiumchild> Test
<Whitey> must have jumbo frames on, all your text is coming through as garbage
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> O<Od72B|6,LC6nUwlsMh~xj:tWO8ZFi?_|L-.t|:*^'PG6
<tcg> Odiumchild stop spamming the chat with garbage
PRIVMSG <tcg> you fuckin troll
PRIVMSG <Whitey> 10/10, this is great
<Whitey> we don't know what you're saying
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PRIVMSG <tcg> he fuckin quit
PRIVMSG <Whitey> I am so pleased with this result
<diytto> LOL
<Pupper> lol
<Whitey> ahahahahaha
PRIVMSG <tcg> likewise
PRIVMSG <tcg> i like how everyone just let it happen
PRIVMSG <tcg> poor bastard
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<Odiumchild> test
<Whitey> jesus
<Whitey> Odiumchild: sort your shit out
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<Whitey> hahaha
<vinyl> Odiumchild you're about to get tested so damn hard
<Whitey> ssssh
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<Odiumchild> test
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> prueba
<Whitey> is that spanish?
<Whitey> what setting did you enable Odiumchild?
<Odiumchild> Is my text broke or not, or is Whitey just trolling me
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> es mi texto se rompió o no, o se me acaba de Whitey curricán
<Whitey> dude
<Jelleh> Odiumchild: we don't understand what you're saying, try rebooting
<Whitey> I don't speak spanish
<Whitey> does anyone speak spanish?
<tcg> Whitey yeah
<Whitey> what's it say tcg?
<tcg> he's saying that his text is either broken or not / whether you're something
<tcg> idk that verb
<Whitey> Odiumchild: hola amigo
PRIVMSG <Whitey> haha
PRIVMSG <Whitey> he's gotta catch on now
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PRIVMSG <tcg> you say that
PRIVMSG <Whitey> amazing... is this real?
<vinyl> hahahaha
<tcg> hahhahahahah
PRIVMSG <tcg> are we living in a bash.org quote?
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<Odiumchild> We good now?
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> Estamos bien ahora?
<Whitey> tcg: can you translate?
<Whitey> Odiumchild: no espaniol por favor
<tcg> Odiumchild: tienes problemas con tú texto
<Jelleh> Odiumchild: what are you saying? have you rebooted your computer?
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PRIVMSG <Whitey> next up is esperanto translation
PRIVMSG <tcg> rofl
<tcg> and he's gone
<diytto> i know spanish
<Jelleh> when he gets back, never respond to him, pretend you don't see his messages
<tcg> Jelleh no, Whitey has an even better plan
<Whitey> Jelleh: esperanto is next :P
<arborist|work> lmao
<Whitey> got google translate up and ready ;)
<Jelleh> perfect
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<Odiumchild> Fuck it, we'll do it live
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> Fuck Äin, ni faros lin en vivas
<Whitey> tcg: is that spanish still?
PRIVMSG <tcg> from PM:
PRIVMSG <tcg> [22:50:53] <Odiumchild> are you guys trolling me or?
PRIVMSG <tcg> [22:51:15] <tcg> what language are you even speaking in
PRIVMSG <tcg> [22:51:17] <tcg> stop trolling
PRIVMSG <tcg> [22:51:17] <tcg> smh
<tcg> Odiumchild what the fuck are you saying
<Whitey> I don't recognise that
<tcg> no Whitey that is definitely not spanish
<Whitey> hold on Odiumchild, I'll pull up google translate
<Whitey> fuck knows what you did to your router
<Jelleh> Odiumchild: vi havas la "packet loss"?
<Whitey> oh shit
<Whitey> anyone speak esperanto?
<Whitey> Odiumchild - vi devas fabrikon rekomencigita via router
<Whitey> Odiumchild - Mi esperas ĉi tradukas bone, Mi uzas retan traduki provi kaj komuniki kun vi. Kontrolu vian QoS kaj via lingvo agordojn.
<tcg> Whitey what the fuck are you even saying
<Whitey> Odiumchild - Eble vi devus provi dd-respekto aÅ tomato
<canary> its esperanto dood
<Whitey> tcg: I'm google trnalsating esperanto back to him
<tcg> ahhhh
<Whitey> hoping it goes back so he can understand
<Whitey> I'm assuming he can't read what we're writing here
<Odiumchild> Now I know you guys are trolling me
<thegreattoad> what language is that
<Odiumchild> I hate you guys
<Jelleh> Odiumchild: definitive provi rekomenci la router, Äi Åajnas kiel paketon perdo de Tiucele
<thegreattoad> google says esperanto, i never heard of that
<oddbondboris> i look up an i see esperanto
<Whitey> Odiumchild - kiu min troll?
<tcg> thegreattoad it's a fake language
<Jelleh> he says troll?
<Whitey> Odiumchild: I respect your choice for a universal language, but I think you should modify your router settings
<Odiumchild> I feel so griefed
<Whitey> I'll link you to the bash.org quote shortly ;)
<tcg> kek
<diytto> this guy Odiumchild
<diytto> what a fucking guy
<Odiumchild> I hate you guys so much
<Odiumchild> ReportedComment: Odiumchild switches on esperanto on his router
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#311554 (37/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<APTX_> so
<APTX_> I unpacked my switch and I turn it on for the first time. I felt it rumble a bit. After a second I realized that it was an earthquake and not the console...
<DerIdiot|work> ba da bish
<APTX_> the timing was really good |
#311662* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Artemis the Bear Queen: Terry Pratchett's Death is so great.
Artemis the Bear Queen: Wait
Artemis the Bear Queen: Let me
Artemis the Bear Queen: Rephrase that.
Artemis the Bear Queen: I really love how Pratchett anthropomorphized death. Makes a great character. |
#971 (37/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids. ;^)
<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either |
#1455 (37/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<KMFDM> Your rank out of 1918856 total users is: 411951st place
<bocz> aha whats that for
<bocz> a beauty contest? |
#2011 (37/209) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Speef> man
<Speef> I have some killer gas
<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help |
#2478 (37/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/ |
#2685 (37/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nird> no i would never associate myself with ravers. i listen to intellegent music like nirvana, rush, and tori amos |
#2857 (37/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zacs> wow
<zacs> my name on slashdot
<zacs> i can retire
<zacs> and live on fame alone
<iddy-h> *nod* |
#3038 (37/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Javi> irc is like a cigarette
<Javi> you know it's bad for you
<Javi> but you just can't stop |
#4253 (37/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me |
#4449 (37/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<the_hydra> I got a hemorroid once and used Preparation H's little "anal applicator" and didn't think it was really worth it. I think they just included that as a joke. |
#5707 (37/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man.
<+gwenhyvar> I have a secret in my pants |
#7025 (37/221) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<skychic> how do you exit channels?
<anarch> use /quit
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<anarch> heheh
*** skychic has joined #lummies
<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter
<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies
<skychic> cheers!
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#7331 (37/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Double0 has quit IRC (Penguins are Fat, Slow, and Dumb,... Windows are Rigid, Fragile, and Breakable .)
<Pingu> Hey!
<Pingu> Im a penguin! |
#8083 (37/204) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DilleMMa> im off to maccas now
<DilleMMa> any requests?:)
<Nelyx> some motivation with a side order of dignity
<DilleMMa> and a large compassion
<Nelyx> and no, i would not like fries with that
<DilleMMa> i should get myself a "medium why do i even bother"
<DilleMMa> toodles
<Nelyx> they stopped serving those last year |
#8447 (37/203) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ryk> one of my favourite pastimes spotting boobjob scars.
<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush. |
#11827 (37/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati
<|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL
<|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO
<|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag |
#16848 (37/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it
< h2odragon> schindler's list? |
#18622 (38/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<InterPhantom> Man... I was gonna make a crack about some wierd venirial disease.... but that'd prolly be in poor taste... ;P
<InterPhantom> venereal? Good god... could they make a more complicated word???
<InterPhantom> venerial?
<InterPhantom> Oh screw it. Oh wait... nevermind... don't do that... it'll start this vicious cycle over again |
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