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<hey_joe> DO NOT enter this into a terminal and press enter: :(){ :|:& };:
<spreeuw> hey_joe: where're you going with that forkbomb in your handComment: ##linux@irc.freenode.net
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#307188* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Dad: Hey G ! Have you ever used any open source video editing software ?
Greg: i know some comes with windows usually
Dad: Hadn't thought of that. I should check.
Dad: Windows seems to have something called Windows Movie Maker. I'll take a look at that. Brian suggested I look at Virtualdub but it doesn't sound like he has had a chance to use it.
Greg: i've used windows movie maker before
Greg: it works well enough for simple things
Dad: What I am trying to do is take a 10 minute video, break it down into about 4 segments and perhaps rotate one part of it. Sound doable ?
Greg: yep definitely
Greg: by rotate do you mean reverse?
Dad: No. I took one part of the video holding the camera horizontally, but when Dr. Freeze shot off his rocket. I had to turn it vertically to capture it's penetration through the auditorium ceiling. :)
Greg: hahahahah what?Comment: IM conversation
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#307260* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HarryD> well shit
<HarryD> that girl that i went on a date with?
<B1naryth1ef> yes
<HarryD> wants to "head my log"
<B1naryth1ef> Why shit?
<HarryD> by log she meant penis
<HarryD> (i hope)
<B1naryth1ef> Or ya know, she has a lumberjack fetish
<cITs> why would she want to read old entries of your logfiles?Comment: #anapnea
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#307537* (?/57) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
JustTerrible 2:00 am
Oh god my dad barged in brandishing a menorah and proclaiming "I AM THE PERSON WHO KILLED YOUR LORD" |
#310361* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Media> anyone available to help with questions regarding linux jails?
<iscsinoob> don't drop /dev/soap |
#310550* (?/71) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SirNeon> Is the suicide hotline on /r/Bitcoin's front page? |
#310758 (27/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BadSpoon> I keep thinking... if I were the guy who actually used all the lifehacks he found online, I'd be the most annoying guy in the world |
#310980 (27/77) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<asterick> Does anyone ever feel like jQuery is kinda like bill cosby?
<asterick> Like, everyone used to REALLY love him, but then someone said "I was totally raped by jQuery" then all of a sudden everyones like "DUDE ME TOO" |
#311136* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
KKCryptic: !define tako
ArchiBoT: Japanese for "octopus"
KKCryptic: Yes
KKCryptic: !define takoyaki
ArchiBoT: Grilled dumpling with a bite of octopus(A Japanese food, famous in Osaka(( the 2nd largest city in jpn))
KKCryptic: takoyaki is amazing
RA2lover: !define dumpling
ArchiBoT: A white boy dumped by a Chinese girl. |
#311294 (27/109) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dante_Chaos> The phones here suck (company phones)
<JamesDR> you sure you're not talking into the vacuum? |
#939 (28/212) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads
<Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting
<|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting
<|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather
<|Chris> bastards |
#2231 (28/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`michael> where's snow
<var> dunno mike
<var> jerking off to japanese scat while listening to horrid ddr music
<var> is my best guess |
#6219 (28/228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twister> vim is great, but I honestly need an editor that can delete lines. |
#6246 (28/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the Kingdom of Fuck. |
#6699 (28/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot.
<dbaker> It'll be cracked before the end of 1998. |
#7758 (28/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually
<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed |
#8350 (28/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chubbzilla|UC> AVATARS
<Chubbzilla|UC> OMG NO
<Chubbzilla|UC> THEY WILL USE UP MY UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH
<Boko> ok
<Boko> i'll turn them off then |
#8590 (28/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrempire> humm
<mrempire> -7% burning an iso here
<mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World. |
#11158 (28/198) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-|Darky|ZzZ- Repeat Flood Detected Please do not repeat in #pack (Last & Only Warning)
<|Darky|ZzZ> princess: Please do not repeat in #pack
<princess> ack! not again! :(
* princess says again, i am no fl00der (
<princess> :(
<apekatt> that's just a sign that says you need to expand your vocabulary
<apekatt> hehe |
#11647 (28/202) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hydrac7> We're desperate to get rid of it
<Astroboy> so desperate you will give it away for free?
<Hydrac7> People around here are too poor to get ripped off by me |
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<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me
<@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:
<@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades |
#16523 (28/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WoHo> jacob I have the highest grades in english in mah class :[
<WoHo> my only prob is that I facken write in class like I write on irc
<WoHo> my teachers comes up to me and asks
<Nold> rofl
<WoHo> wats ppl ?
<WoHo> wats r ?
<Nold> lol
<WoHo> wats mah ?
<WoHo> dude
<Nold> lolu
<WoHo> its bad :[ |
#16729 (28/172) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vill> I think anti-cornform has great meaning to an eleiteist
<Gotterdammerung> Vill: learn how to spell :P
<Vill> Gotterdammerung: I did then I fucked up when I learned to type :( |
#18982 (29/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pseudonym> And in other news, I scored a freelance web design job.
<Spike> woh, cool Pseudonym. where?
<Pseudonym> Spike: A local business that sells model train parts
<Eskimo-Steve> Pseudonym: make sure you use every animated model train gif you find
<Pseudonym> Eskimo-Steve: And lots of blink tags with links inside
<Pseudonym> And a bonzai buddy installer
<Eskimo-Steve> Comet Cursor
<Kinny-Kin> yes! comet cursor of a penis! |
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<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> I've only learned one thing about IRC over the years
<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> It's that if you talk, you get banned
<@timmo> Approve Kill Nothing
<@timmo> thats funny because i banned him |
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