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#311147 (23/51) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BaloneyGeek> TIL Samsung has a fashion division
<Fuchs> well, they make wearables
<BaloneyGeek> Also clothes, apparently
<BaloneyGeek> They also make military hardware
<BaloneyGeek> And they, in some capacity, were fundamental to the building of both the Petronas Twin Towers and the Mia Khalifa
<BaloneyGeek> Err... Burj Khalifa |
#311166 (23/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
swift110 | Sup y'all
<-- | Nothing_Much (Nothing_Muc@user/Nothing-Much/x-98833468) has quit (Connection closed)
BungusMcFungus | ^ |
#311400 (23/51) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<steve> so there was this documentation for Structured bonds missing
<steve> apparently someone has labeled the document as SRUCTured bonds
<steve> inside the document there was a link to a SQL query
<steve> but whenever you clicked it it would show title bar of the window only
<steve> when you resized it to see the query, you would see the window is empty
<steve> but somehow copy and paste worked and you could copy from empty window
<steve> in editor you would get two queries
<steve> one for version 3.1.29 and newer and one for versions prior to 3.1.29
<steve> we had 3.1.29, so OBVIOUSLY the one working was the older one
<steve> lost 3 hours because of this
<steve> this is some new level of fuckery |
#311449* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GiMP> pffft you guys couldn't have this
<Talgie> you're already hard to want, you don't need to play hard to get |
#311599* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<G-Flex> I just got another scam phone call
<G-Flex> for diabetic testing supplies
<G-Flex> you can really fucking tell these people anything
<G-Flex> I told them I have "tons of diabetes" and that I am Jaundice McLeod at P.O. Box 1901098, Little Compton, Alaska
<G-Flex> I asked them if they'd be delivering the equipment, because I've been having trouble receiving deliveries lately because there was an accident at a nearby laboratory and time around me has been very nonlinea
<G-Flex> nonlinear*
<G-Flex> "last week I got a lamp delivered from Amazon five times in a row, and that was before I even ordered it"
<BW2> heh
<G-Flex> he transferred me to another person and I told them the birth date they have on file for me is probably incorrect, as it has changed recently
<Moodcarver> ah the good old days in little compton
<Moodcarver> the fried pea salesmen hawking their gristle door to door
<G-Flex> she asked me what time it was where I am and I said "well in Alaska it's like noon, where I am it works a bit differently right now, I can actually see two suns in the sky and I can't really think about it or my nose will start bleeding again"
<G-Flex> I told her she could call me back in three hours, she said yes |
#311654 (24/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xxx: can I be considered a coach if I train a neural network?
yyy: if you're using .fit(X,y), you are a fitness trainer |
#1839 (24/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of feminine products |
#2966 (24/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here
* FMJaguar > all of you |
#3584 (24/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law |
#4505 (24/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP! |
#7109 (24/214) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@sno) Emacs can mow down forests too. But it mows down forests with the passing of its fat, bloated ass. |
#8221 (24/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia tomorrow ... all my dictionary doesn't have the meaning of leet |
#12940 (24/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SkoL> mofo must be drunk
<Tweedle> |OUF|mofo: you getting AMD?
<|OUF|mofo> no
<Tweedle> yeah he's drunk |
#14591 (24/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me?
<+xenu> 100,000$
<@odoyle> not a penny
<@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free
<@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom?
<@odoyle> nah
<@[KdAwG]> pft
<@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;) |
#14854 (24/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine?
<Nighthawk> Caffeine
<StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-)
<Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :) |
#15185 (24/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless? |
#16245 (24/207) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song' together, after i laugh
<jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my bitch |
#16302 (24/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaveMan> nerds dont dance
<DaveMan> and DDR proves it again and again |
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<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally inserted. Brains splatter over the wall. GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Anton> is a good death metal track |
#17884 (24/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #gaychat!
*** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc.
<Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great
<Rezox> gay people are gay |
#20271 (24/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iwantagetfater> I'm muching on a dozen doughnuts right now
<DS> all at the same time?
<iwantagetfater> ummm... grow belly grow |
#22694 (24/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<YT> o_0
* YT rubs eye
<YT> o_O
<YT> there we go |
#26404 (24/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago.
<Morris> hahaha
<Morris> must've given an AP student a B |
#27748 (24/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<snag> in my dreams it was like i was dreaming as normal but i kept getting pron popups.. heh as if i was watching a movie in full screen then all the sudden .. XXXPASS 4 FREE!
<BombScare> thats cause you always jerk off to the free preivew section of porn sites before you go to bed |
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<StarExile> PLEASE OH GOD help me find a nick
<StarExile> like fucking hell -.
<StarExile> sry
<StarExile> heh
<JayBlalock> Tonight's random spaz attack has been brought to you by StarExile. |
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