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#254430* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
lordhelmet: just got back from DC
lordhelmet: I took nearly 500 photos
HWF13nd: haha sweet
HWF13nd: I’m going to Vegas in January
lordhelmet: Yeah I got to see memorials for dead people all you're going to get to see is strippers
lordhelmet: wait
lordhelmet: dammit |
#294738 (23/453) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Psychlone> God is my favourite fictional character
<MegaHurts> Played by Alannis Morrissette?
<GaidinBDJ> She's in good company playing God.
<GaidinBDJ> George Burns
<GaidinBDJ> Morgan Freeman
<MegaHurts> Stemcell researchersComment: #fark
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#294756 (23/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< n0p> hey i'm looking for a php web-based front end to control linux files and permissions. can anyone suggest any decent open source projects?
<+bradD> igotrooted-0.2
< n0p> link me
< n0p> pls? |
#296768 (23/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< gloone_> how i fucking wish that i would walk by a coughing cop today
< gloone_> and just fucking panic and point and yell "SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!"
< gloone_> (and then get my ass kicked :() |
#296885* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Raine Sabaal> FUCK!
<Raine Sabaal> FUCK TEH INTERNET!!!
<Uuxaul> What is the internet doing?
<Raine Sabaal> I get a LOADING INDICATOR while sending messages on my INSTANT MESSENGER!
<Raine Sabaal> THAT'S NOT HOW INSTANT WORKS! |
#300358 (-5/73) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fax> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
<Fax> because if you write nutrition information labels for a living you need to get your kicks from somewhere
<Fax> I'd totally do stuff like "Polyethylene Monosodium Carbonate (Vitamin A, Vitamin B4, Vitamin lol this doesn't even exist I just made it up...but let's see you eat it NOW. Man I can't believe you're even still reading this. Go outside.)"
<lolfighter> Vitamin lol DOES exist.
<lolfighter> It was an experimental food additive developed in the very late 70s.
<lolfighter> By the early 80s a few human experiments had been made.
<lolfighter> My mother was strapped for cash, so she participated.
<lolfighter> She didn't know she was pregnant at the time.
<lolfighter> I was the result.
<lolfighter> The records were sealed after that and all research abandoned. |
#300694* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DarkLegacy> Whoosh.
*** Asdolin quit (Client exited)
<DarkLegacy> Whoosh.
*** Rigel quit (Connection reset by peer)
<DarkLegacy> Whoooooosh.
<DarkLegacy> ....
<DarkLegacy> Damn it. :( |
#300751* (?/73) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mousou> Dude... I think I may have reached a new low.
<Uuxaul> Uh oh, what did you do?
<Mousou> I just cyber with a furry bot
<Uuxaul> 0_0
<Uuxaul> ...
<Uuxaul> You're joking right?
<Mousou> No. Remember that website I showed you?
<Uuxaul> Do NOT leave your desk. I'll be over in a few minutes with my AK-47 to riddle your body with a barrage of bullets, whilst chanting from the bible and beheading your corpse...
<Mouso> Lol
<Uuxaul> No, no LOL, fuck you. Fucking furry loving bastard... Just wait there. |
#300764* (?/79) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+s0urc3> NUCLEARDOG RESPOND
< NuclearDog> THIS IS NUCLEARDOG ACTUAL. GO AHEAD. |
#300950* (?/71) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Peach> you want diseases?
<@Peach> ill send her your way
< w1zard> peach
< w1zard> I use condoms like I use proxies
< w1zard> 7 at a time |
#301404* (?/71) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* onijin (m@ster.of.none) has joined #demonoid
* Daemon sets mode: +qo onijin
<+Arisu> oni!
<~onijin> hi
<+Arisu> I want cake!
<+Arisu> Give me cake!
<~onijin> sorry. I don't have a cake.
<~onijin> but I can give you a cream pie.
<+Arisu> O_O |
#301783* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Beefster> I think that the lids on Milks need to standardize colors
<Beefster> I grabbed a Fat Free Milk by accident because the lid was blue
<Beefster> They could at least stop changing every other month
<Beefster> a few years ago, safeway used blue for 2%
<Beefster> Imagine if resistor manufacturers all used different color codes
<Beefster> It'd be even worse if they changed every other monthComment: #n3rd5 on irc.ecnet.org
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#302048* (?/73) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
lonestarnorth: if a midget fought like a dozen babies who would win?
lonestarnorth: and not one of those midgets who gets a black belt to compensate
Scaramouche: Midget would win.
Scaramouche: babies are fragile and they have poor motor control.
lonestarnorth: what if the babies WANTED to kill the midget for whatever reason, though?
Scaramouche: Midgets are like regular sized people (almost said "humans" for a minute, that was embarassing).
Scaramouche: They're just... fun-size.
Scaramouche: Also they are angry, angry people.
Scaramouche: All the rage is just compressed.
lonestarnorth: how much would you pay to see a midget karate chop a baby in half?
Scaramouche: None, I would never want to see that.
Scaramouche: If I did, though, then about twenty bucks.
lonestarnorth: would you watch it on youtube?
Scaramouche: No.
lonestarnorth: what if the baby survived?
Scaramouche: After being karate-chopped in half.
lonestarnorth: yes
lonestarnorth: he would become Halfbaby
Scaramouche: I am going to hell.
Scaramouche: Just by being around you.
Scaramouche: It is contact damnation.
lonestarnorth: oh god i am laughing so hard
Scaramouche: God has nothing to do with this. |
#302164* (?/73) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< jonathan> NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BINGHAMTON NY
< jonathan> 1102 AM EST SAT MAR 13 2010
< jonathan> ...THE FLOOD WARNING CONTINUES FOR THE FOLLOWING RIVERS IN NEW
< jonathan> YORK...PENNSYLVANIA...
< jonathan> :|
-!- jonathan was kicked from #naruteitor by ChanServ [Stop flooding!] |
#302362 (23/43) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Note to self: do not code when tired
<fahadsadah> Guess what was in my code?
<fahadsadah> Rather than #!/usr/bin/ruby at the top
<fahadsadah> print "#!/usr/bin/ruby\n" |
#302988* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dahrat> tell me about this....poop sir
<Rhinomeat> it was once a part of me
<Rhinomeat> now it is apart from me
<dahrat> do you accept this tragic situation as a portion of life?
<Rhinomeat> meh. shit happens |
#303296 (23/933) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Protagonist> STAND UP TO THE VICTORY
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> guitar solo
=-= Protagonist was booted from #adeptusevangelion by OlympusMons (sit down) |
#303365* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheM-netbook> yeah, "god" is a concept more than an actual thing or state of being
<chaosisorder> Like Duke Nukem Forever
<TheM-netbook> haha
<TheM-netbook> god is vaporware |
#303598* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
deadsouth: Eclipse Twilight 2010.exe 25.93 MB
dweez: Maybe he just deleted all the shitty parts
cyberphreax|w: na.. it would be 25k |
#303763* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<%slash> does anybody know what remix this is
<%slash> [youtube link]
< Seconal> pixies - where is my mind
< Seconal> it was at the end of fight club
<%slash> Smurph: love you
<%slash> err
<%slash> Seconal: love you *
<@bbot> Seconal: nice tab complete
<@bbot> frig
<@bbot> slash: nice tab complete*
<@bbot> failed
< Seconal> :D
< Seconal> they are a good bad
< Seconal> band*
< Seconal> oh christComment: good job team
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#303768* (?/69) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< dunsparce> what the flyinf cuck
< dunsparce> er
< dunsparce> what the flyinf cuk
< dunsparce> er
< dunsparce> what the flyinf cuck
< dunsparce> er
< dunsparce> what the flying fuck
< dunsparce> there we go
< dunsparce> god I suck at typinf
< dunsparce> aaaaaauuuggh |
#303815* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Psycho: according to the Heisenburg uncertainty principle
Psycho: the molecules
Psycho: of my dick
Psycho: were in your mouth
taktoa: according to uncertainty
taktoa: I am having sex with Megan Fox right now
Psycho: you win |
#304087* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<canibus2677> pentium 1 lol
<AlienDK> I don't have no pentium :P
<canibus2677> still exists?
<AlienDK> Yeah sure
<AlienDK> In CPU HELL!
<AlienDK> Where CPU's are constantly at 100% load
<AlienDK> and they have no cooling
<AlienDK> BUT THEY CANNOT DIE!
<AlienDK> MWUHAHAHAHA |
#304154* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Telia> PUFF
<Nirender> hi puff
* @Seneca gets the strange feeling that he is liked here.
<SolusSleeps> Naw.
<SolusSleeps> We're like with everyone
<SolusSleeps> If Hitler came on
<SolusSleeps> We'd be like, "Hitler! \o/"
<SolusSleeps> And glomp him |
#304206* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<notjerl> This computer lab si cold as hell
<FrozenSpider> that's not that cold actually |
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