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#308159* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
hurrr durrrr DURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR jesus
^fucking dumbasses
#309304* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hekel> o.0
<`WarpKat> don't look at me like that =:P
#309202* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
You are a revelation that even Prophet would have fantasized. My search for truth that I seek through you can even belittle Buddhas unfathomable pursuit for truth.Comment: Love quote
#309277* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sanqui> I figured out how to improve lzss compression
<Sanqui> &#683;ß
#307870 (-16/142) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
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#308317* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!Comment: Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!
#307883* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< diabz> this wall socket has coax and rj12?
< diabz> still no cable
< risbo> just sayin
< risbo> 'cable' is coax.
< risbo> but i guess you might mean normal tv aerial + rj12
< diabz> nope
< diabz> coax as in cable
< diabz> i'm not sure what the difference is with tv antenna
< diabz> but i say coax for screw on cable
< diabz> and antenna cable for the normal tv one
Comment: what an idiot
#307896* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LtBrenton> dude
<LtBrenton> we should start some kind of a geek cell
<nerdpox> cell?
<nerdpox> like a terrorist cell?
<LtBrenton> haha
<LtBrenton> well given how fucking baller we all are
<LtBrenton> calling it a club or society would give the wrong impression
<nerdpox> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<nerdpox> oh my god
<nerdpox> quoted
<LtBrenton> ah shit, for those of you reading on bash/qdb: you just lost the game
<nerdpox> FUCK YOU
<nerdpox> IT'S BEEN A YEAR
<LtBrenton> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
#308614* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<UNDERTAKER420> wow dead 2niteComment: Ironic
#308620* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hotgirl17> you really have a small penis, don't you?
<bigman4u> of course, im asian
Comment: derp...
#309203* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Past cannot be excuse to future
#308277* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheJayson> There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't!
#309165* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
IN THIS BUSY WORLD OF FAKE SMILES, I JUST FOUND A REAL ONE.
JOEINA
Comment: My quotes
#309249* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MrGurns>  bitch was like all, im a unicorn bike.
<MrGurns> little did she know, i stole her soul and made her that
<MrGurns> cause bitches without souls are bikes.
Comment: ginger riding unicycle bike.
#309275* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> internet tourette syndrome sucks.
<`WarpKat> DOUCHEBAG
<linux_probe> lol
Comment: irc.oftc.net/#linuxfriends
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#309289* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@pig> ShamblerDK: prove it. links from reliable resource or it didn't happen
(about a minute passes)
<@pig> ShamblerDK: prove it. links from reliable resource or it didn't happen
< remu|work> pig: you just said that twice
< remu|work> pig: you just said that twice
Chromethous [~IceChat77@75.97.39.53.res-cmts.sebh.ptd.net] has joined #Direwolf20
<@pig> remu|work: i noticed
<@pig> remu|work: i noticed
< sneezing_panda> remu|work: wut you did their, I see it
< sneezing_panda> remu|work: wut you did their, I see it
< Chromethous> afternoon
< Hex-ingame> oh dear
< Hex-ingame> oh dear
< remu|work> lol
< remu|work> lol
<@pig> hai Chromethous
<@pig> hai Chromethous
Kilobyte [~Kilobyte@5.231.18.127] has quit [Excess Flood]
< BananaSplit2> stop spamming the channel
< BananaSplit2> stop spamming the channel
< remu|work> this is going to get annoying fast
< remu|work> this is going to get annoying fast
< Hex-ingame> you stop
< Chromethous> hai pig
< Hex-ingame> you stop
<@pig> BananaSplit2: we're not -.-
<@pig> BananaSplit2: we're not -.-
< BananaSplit2> pfff
< BananaSplit2> pfff
< Hex-ingame> okay that's enough
< Hex-ingame> okay that's enough
< MrVaidax5> It doesn't get annoying :D
<@pig> enough of what?
< BananaSplit2> sure
< BananaSplit2> sure
<@pig> enough of what?
#309292* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<maestrojed> Could someone please kick eighty4
<@eighty4> :(
ChanServ sets mode +o Migs
Migs kicked eighty4 from the channel. (maestrojed made me)
eighty4 kicked Migs from the channel. (Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.)
#307900* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Sabu [~sabu@wtfux-F16F005F.com] has quit [User has been permanently banned from WTFuxNet (Snitches get stitches)
#308161* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@fewyn> .np fewyn
<+Mnemosyne> fewyn is listening to Ration Shmatio by Infected Mushroom on I'm The Supervisor
* vapid sets mode: +b *!*@Rizon-93F7FE6.net
* Mnemosyne was kicked by vapid (bye)
* vapid sets mode: -b *!*@Rizon-93F7FE6.net
<@vapid> :P
* @fewyn (~fewyn@the.real.master.shake) has left #guildoftubes
* fewyn (~fewyn@the.real.master.shake) has joined #guildoftubes
* ChanServ sets mode: +o fewyn
* Mnemosyne (~Mnemosyne@Rizon-93F7FE6.net) has joined #guildoftubes
* fewyn sets mode: +v Mnemosyne
<@fewyn> oh
<@fewyn> i thought i got banned
<@fewyn> not my bot
<@fewyn> sigh
<@vapid> <3
#308852* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
y2uKdK Ñïàñèáî÷êè:) Êëàññíàÿ òåìà, ïèøèòå ÷àøå – ó âàñ îòëè÷íî ïîëó÷àåòñÿ :)Comment: y2uKdK Ñïàñèáî÷êè:) Êëàññíàÿ òåìà, ïèøèòå ÷àøå – ó âàñ îòëè÷íî ïîëó÷àåòñÿ :)
#308865* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Äà óæ… Æèçíü – êàê âîæäåíèå âåëîñèïåäà. ×òîáû ñîõðàíèòü ðàâíîâåñèå, òû äîëæåí äâèãàòüñÿ.Comment: Äà óæ… Æèçíü – êàê âîæäåíèå âåëîñèïåäà. ×òîáû ñîõðàíèòü ðàâíîâåñèå, òû äîëæåí äâèãàòüñÿ.
#307220* (?/63) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
rkxuguam acueiwza wgugackaComment: USA
#308617* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CareBear> I've been filled all week long LOL.
<Terminal> Filled all week long? By whom?
<Terminal> lol
<TheJayson> filled...
<TheJayson> stuffed with cock?
<CareBear> Yup.
<CareBear> :Ð
<Terminal> Stuffed with cum
#309166* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
In life, we should make many adjustments to live..
But life should not be 'just an adjustment'...
Comment: My quotes
#309247* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<animated-anus-baboon-baby> i wish i was a slut i bet it would be cool
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