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#40 (-376/443) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
#46 (-358/494) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes
#33072 (-347/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Albot> Hamhocks: And t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and asseir heigheigheigheighe hatigheandleily and asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and a
<Albot> nd asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and asseir heigheigheigheighe hatigheandleily and asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and it's all pure 100% israeli lard.
#18323 (-338/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
#57 (-325/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
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#55260 (-324/712) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<MrEcho> you know when your a true geek when you start naming DB tables as unix things... like init
<sev> or like.. when you have database tables
#18324 (-323/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
#35 (-306/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done
#29712 (-304/704) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<JRC> OMG WTF LOL BBQ P2P ICQ MOM OIL VCR ISP DVD POP 707 IRK DUI CRT JRC!!!!111!!!111!!!1
#87 (-301/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me
#118259 (-289/487) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying.
<+zeppeh> she dropped her pacifier.
#50 (-277/489) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..
#85 (-275/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose
#131 (-272/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me
#75 (-266/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<skunko> well i officially have jacked off
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#310 (-263/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
#31087 (-261/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3
#132949 (-260/710) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<G-Flex> OH GOD ANOTHER FAT GUY OUT OF NOWHERE
<G-Flex> JESUS
<G-Flex> what the fuck is wrong with Ohio
#45 (-254/488) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.
#37 (-253/467) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<iln> cd earlyteen
#216 (-250/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
#95 (-249/405) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana
#173 (-242/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.
#67 (-239/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this
#13158 (-231/445) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<eihm> sing with me, sing with me!
* eihm sings
* fuck you
<fuck> shut the fuck up
<fuck> god damnit you fucking annoying piece of shit
<fuck> fucking boy band loving hermaphrodite
<fuck> I swear somebody needs to beat your ass to Israel
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