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#308474 (-99/173) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+blackroseMD1> Guess that's what I get for leaving the house hahahahahaha
<+Moon_Dog3VO> a life?
******a few minutes pass*****
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i must have got it right, blackroseMD1 is speechless
<+blackroseMD1> Yep. It kind of scared me too
<+blackroseMD1> I'm never leaving the house again.
#294906 (-87/123) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
This is Hacked by IzmirLadde
checked your security *G*
Comment: This Site is Hacked by IzmirLadde
#300943 (-87/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Party> I have a furry magazine, one I keep just for them
<Party> .223
#309437* (?/96) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I belong to poo
Poo belongs to pee
You're my queeeeefshaaaaart!
#302518 (-85/107) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Allen: if anything, I'll have to wait until after I file my income tax
Lindsay: ...............................................................
Lindsay: you do realize that all due by thursday, right? lol.
Allen: yeah, I'm thinking of filing on Wednesday
Lindsay: lol
Allen: probably Thursday morning, but Thursday evening isn't outside of the realm of possibility
Lindsay: you are the epitome of lazy
Allen: no, I am the epitome of procrast
#310541* (?/107) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
SuperGuy
I hate kids that think that putting peanut butter on your balls and having your dog lick it off isn't cool. &#65279;
Alex Lasson
dogs are overrated, for best results i would recommend a snake that can unhinge it's jaw to fit your whole genitalia in its mouth&#65279;
SuperGuy
+Alex Lasson but I wouldnt have use for that because i have the genitals of a 4 year old Norwegian homeless boy :/ Any advice?&#65279;
Alex Lasson
+SuperGuy hmm hard to say...i'll need some pics to analyze in my lab for further...research&#65279;
SuperGuy
+Alex Lasson do you have a blackpeoplemeet.cum profile? Can send them through their&#65279;
Alex Lasson
+SuperGuy no but i have an account on jewishpedophiles.edu&#65279;
SuperGuy
+Alex Lasson I cant join that, my nose is to small.&#65279;
Alex Lasson
+SuperGuy well played sir, i tip my fedora to you
#310543* (?/104) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"STOP DIETING and LEARN HOW TO EAT"
#300804 (-79/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<generic> D:
#309481* (?/118) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<swight> hmmm, piss of god, or have a burger...
#311453 (-77/83) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Talgie> I think at -50 votes, the comment gets removed... YES THAT MEANS YOU BASH
#301421 (-76/152) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CinMax> had angiogram, nothing is blocked. they just do not know....
<CinMax> they had to shave my nuts :(
<Von_Ruff> So you still don't know anything, but your balls are hairless now?  I'd say a definite decline since we last talked.
#300490 (-74/154) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Palantyre> If a lycanthrope becomes a merchant, will he be known as a warewolf?
<Ce`Nedra> *grins* yes
<Palantyre> Okay, just checking ;P
#301367 (-67/201) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RangerRick> OK, really people.  The hitler subtitle mashups are just not funny anymore.  I don't care how funny you think it is, the 30th variant is just not amusing.  You're too late, find a new meme!
<@bbraun> so, you're the hitler of hitler subtitle mashups?
<RangerRick> I think it's fair to say that the meme was pre-Godwin'd.
<chandler> yeah, but is there a hitler subtitle mashup making fun of hitler subtitle mashups making fun of hitler subtitle mashups yet?
<chandler> if not, then insufficient metairony
<gh1> recursive self-Godwinism?
<gh1> people could be hurt...
<dre^> we call that hitlerecursion, aka SIGHEIL
#310542* (?/75) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kerin> sinkpissing dongloaders are trying to shit up the fuck
<jrvc> kerin, are you drunk
<kerin> no
<kerin> i�m angry
<kerin> because i�m still typing shit on this tinyass goddamn laptop instead of my giantass goddamn desktop with two fucking monitors and more RAM than god
<kerin> fucking fedex drivers are probably parked somewhere slurping down dick rollups and doing reacharounds
<kerin> fantasizing about UPS driver shorts
#172905 (-64/162) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!"
#200688 (-60/106) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises.
#310733 (-60/84) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<poofs> unlike other therapists, she is smart enough to know that you cannot take the UPS approach to therapy and handle fragile items by throwing them down the stairs
#310784 (-53/75) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far
#309414* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
PITON: cs&#337;cs&#337;&#337;&#337;
zsola2002: bocs egy perc
PITON: szevaa
PITON: dejo hallani
PITON: lrk�vrtlrk
PITON: lek�vetlek
zsola2002: nm halak
zsola2002: halak
<Be�rkez&#337; h�v�s zsola2002 fel&#337;l. Klikkelj az �l&#337;hang gombra a v�laszhoz>
<H�v�s felf�ggesztve>
zsola2002: ved fel egy m�sod ra
<Be�rkez&#337; h�v�s zsola2002 fel&#337;l. Klikkelj az �l&#337;hang gombra a v�laszhoz>
<H�v�s j�tt l�tre zsola2002 (K�zepes) fel�>
zsola2002: nem halak loll
PITON: halak
zsola2002: de �n nem
PITON: mert nincs mikrofonom
zsola2002: z j� de t�leg te vagy mrk kicsit furagy
<H�v�s befejezve>
zsola2002: de honan ismered pusom�t
PITON: �n vagyok az cig�ny m�rk
PITON: pusoma a nagyb�ty�m
zsola2002: az igazi neved zaz teljes neved
PITON: a nevem
zsola2002: aha tejes
PITON: Jakab Alad�r
zsola2002: akor te nem pusoma tes�ja vagy
PITON: b��ttya vagyok
zsola2002: pusoma norbert ismered
PITON: ismerem
zsola2002: h�t ez nagyon pro
PITON: duna�jv�ros
PITON: nem?
zsola2002: aa
zsola2002: j�szap�ti
PITON: na
PITON: azaz
PITON: ap�ti
PITON: norbert
<This user stopped playing Call of Duty 2 Multiplayer>
zsola2002: nem pusoma mark vagy
PITON: a m�rk� vagyok
PITON: ap�tib�
zsola2002: de mien m�rk
zsola2002: mien marj vagy
zsola2002: mark vagy
zsola2002: mien mark de nem pusoma mark vagy de mienmark
PITON: pusoma mark�
zsola2002: h�t persze
zsola2002:  nekem unoka tes�m most besz�ltem le facebokon ne n�z m� h�ly�nek meg is k�rdeztem h vele bsz�lek e x en
zsola2002: te bisztos nem vgy b�ya pusoma norbertnek meg m�rknk
PITON: csak szopattalak facebookon
PITON: �n vagyokaz �csk�s
zsola2002: aha persze
PITON: kis cig�nyb�r� vagy
zsola2002: h�t persze ok� �rj r�m facebokon h hazutam
zsola2002: na mi van lebukt�l
zsola2002: na m�gis r�j�tem te hazug
zsola2002: nem mark� vagy
zsola2002: bisztos kis szaros els&#337;s
#309299* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* lpf gets naked and poops all over [\ who can't stop eating it
#188760 (-47/99) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower
#309442* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I am no one going no where.
#302337 (-46/190) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
#153441 (-45/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
#240878 (-43/113) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :)
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