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#309442* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I am no one going no where.
#153441 (-46/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
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<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :)
#308803 (-42/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
#309443* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I don't do a lot, but what I do, I do with class.
#307865* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Practical is practice....&.... success is result
Comment: inpirational & motivational qoute
#310019 (-41/103) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis?
#309326* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
There is nothing to prove. Every human being needs goodness.
#300545 (-39/141) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
#309327* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sometimes you can be in the biggest crowd, but still feel like the loneliest person in the world.
#310552* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mekolat> o11c, why is EquipScript also called on unequip?
< o11c> mekolat: why wouldn't it? it's functional, not event-based
< o11c> equip scripts *must* not have side effects
<snip long attempted explanation about why it shouldn't matter when or how often it is called>
< mekolat> I always get brain-raped by o11c
< mekolat> ..but it doesn't feel that bad
#308149* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Fear Is Weak Against Hope.Comment: Life Lesson, Realism, Wisdom.
#310516* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
love can keep you warm like flannel always remember that Some one  special for you is substantial
#310533* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
00:44 < FireKing> you could put california in front of any word and make it a specialty food item at a rundown small franchise
00:45 < FireKing> the California War is a pasta with avocado in it served at the mcdonalds inside the ACE hardware store
00:45 < FireKing> the California Comptroller is a shitty sundae you get at the snack bar at city hall
00:47 < FireKing> California Shelter is one of those boxes with a stick propping it up with a bowl of shelled pistachios as the bait
#309434* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Stay calm , the perfect time will come for the most important do's , without you knowing :)
#310174 (-35/79) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
#307885* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
English teacher: I never understood and I just hate grammar.
Me: I'm sorry. Did you just say that you hate your grandma?
English teacher: ?! English joke? Very funy.
#308653* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
What is it,Comment: What is it,
#309439* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
My mind can�t make it�s mind up.Comment: the ripple affect
#309446* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Printing a 3D gun is awesome
Printing entire 3D economies is sheer magic
ash bunsee
#309477* (?/74) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CiDhed> Tired of rumors.
<dkelle4> conservatives live on rumors.
<dkelle4> >_>
<Moon_Doggy> like how your mom lives on dicks?
<dkelle4> O_o
<riggsAndroid> wow
#307998 (-31/201) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(
#309419* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"The day i meet you will be the day my life will begin"-Codey John Braswell
#309423* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Worst Decision is Better Than no Decision.Comment: by Maxim Behar
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<Zonad> it makes your worse.
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