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#200688 (-59/109) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises.
#310733 (-55/99) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<poofs> unlike other therapists, she is smart enough to know that you cannot take the UPS approach to therapy and handle fragile items by throwing them down the stairs
#309414* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
PITON: cs&#337;cs&#337;&#337;&#337;
zsola2002: bocs egy perc
PITON: szevaa
PITON: dejo hallani
PITON: lrk�vrtlrk
PITON: lek�vetlek
zsola2002: nm halak
zsola2002: halak
<Be�rkez&#337; h�v�s zsola2002 fel&#337;l. Klikkelj az �l&#337;hang gombra a v�laszhoz>
<H�v�s felf�ggesztve>
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<Be�rkez&#337; h�v�s zsola2002 fel&#337;l. Klikkelj az �l&#337;hang gombra a v�laszhoz>
<H�v�s j�tt l�tre zsola2002 (K�zepes) fel�>
zsola2002: nem halak loll
PITON: halak
zsola2002: de �n nem
PITON: mert nincs mikrofonom
zsola2002: z j� de t�leg te vagy mrk kicsit furagy
<H�v�s befejezve>
zsola2002: de honan ismered pusom�t
PITON: �n vagyok az cig�ny m�rk
PITON: pusoma a nagyb�ty�m
zsola2002: az igazi neved zaz teljes neved
PITON: a nevem
zsola2002: aha tejes
PITON: Jakab Alad�r
zsola2002: akor te nem pusoma tes�ja vagy
PITON: b��ttya vagyok
zsola2002: pusoma norbert ismered
PITON: ismerem
zsola2002: h�t ez nagyon pro
PITON: duna�jv�ros
PITON: nem?
zsola2002: aa
zsola2002: j�szap�ti
PITON: azaz
PITON: ap�ti
PITON: norbert
<This user stopped playing Call of Duty 2 Multiplayer>
zsola2002: nem pusoma mark vagy
PITON: a m�rk� vagyok
PITON: ap�tib�
zsola2002: de mien m�rk
zsola2002: mien marj vagy
zsola2002: mark vagy
zsola2002: mien mark de nem pusoma mark vagy de mienmark
PITON: pusoma mark�
zsola2002: h�t persze
zsola2002:  nekem unoka tes�m most besz�ltem le facebokon ne n�z m� h�ly�nek meg is k�rdeztem h vele bsz�lek e x en
zsola2002: te bisztos nem vgy b�ya pusoma norbertnek meg m�rknk
PITON: csak szopattalak facebookon
PITON: �n vagyokaz �csk�s
zsola2002: aha persze
PITON: kis cig�nyb�r� vagy
zsola2002: h�t persze ok� �rj r�m facebokon h hazutam
zsola2002: na mi van lebukt�l
zsola2002: na m�gis r�j�tem te hazug
zsola2002: nem mark� vagy
zsola2002: bisztos kis szaros els&#337;s
#310784 (-53/77) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far
#188760 (-48/108) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower
#309299* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* lpf gets naked and poops all over [\ who can't stop eating it
#309442* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I am no one going no where.
#302337 (-45/191) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
#153441 (-44/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
#240878 (-43/113) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :)
#307865* (?/64) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Practical is practice....&.... success is result
Comment: inpirational & motivational qoute
#309443* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I don't do a lot, but what I do, I do with class.
#195546 (-40/96) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment...
#308803 (-40/198) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
#309326* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
There is nothing to prove. Every human being needs goodness.
#310019 (-40/106) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis?
#311462 (-40/112) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine
#302169 (-39/169) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scgtrp> froggey: [Link to circuit diagram]
<scgtrp> what's that thing above the transistor?
<froggey> a diode and a thing
<scgtrp> yes, what's the thing?
<froggey> dunno
<froggey> solemnwarning?
<solemnwarning> It's a box with a diagonal line through it
<froggey> that's what i thought
* scgtrp facepalms.
<froggey> scgtrp: go find a box with a diagonal line through it
#308149* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Fear Is Weak Against Hope.Comment: Life Lesson, Realism, Wisdom.
#310516* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
love can keep you warm like flannel always remember that Some one  special for you is substantial
#300545 (-36/152) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
#309434* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Stay calm , the perfect time will come for the most important do's , without you knowing :)
#310533* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
00:44 < FireKing> you could put california in front of any word and make it a specialty food item at a rundown small franchise
00:45 < FireKing> the California War is a pasta with avocado in it served at the mcdonalds inside the ACE hardware store
00:45 < FireKing> the California Comptroller is a shitty sundae you get at the snack bar at city hall
00:47 < FireKing> California Shelter is one of those boxes with a stick propping it up with a bowl of shelled pistachios as the bait
#310552* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mekolat> o11c, why is EquipScript also called on unequip?
< o11c> mekolat: why wouldn't it? it's functional, not event-based
< o11c> equip scripts *must* not have side effects
<snip long attempted explanation about why it shouldn't matter when or how often it is called>
< mekolat> I always get brain-raped by o11c
< mekolat> ..but it doesn't feel that bad
#311401 (-34/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know"
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