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Business is not about investment, it is all about involvement
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<Tree_Hugger> hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
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<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying.
<+zeppeh> she dropped her pacifier.
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<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerdsComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
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hurrr durrrr DURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR jesus
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<@BsitsAdolf> doesn't work =/
<@BsitsAdolf> Expecto Patronuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
<@BsitsAdolf> seems like that only works in harry potter ^^
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<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
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�In the desert of the heart, tears do not touch the ground. (Dans le d�sert du coeur, - Les larmes ne touchent la terre.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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�The sniper of heart misses only flowers. (Le sniper du c�ur - Ne rate que les fleurs) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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You are a revelation that even Prophet would have fantasized. My search for truth that I seek through you can even belittle Buddhas unfathomable pursuit for truth.Comment: Love quote
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�Who destroys is destroyed. Who builds is built. (Qui d�truit se d�truit. Qui construit se construit.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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�We don't build the ruins. Our soul is in hate. (On ne construit des ruines. - Notre �me est dans la haine.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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<Nader Mahmud> WHEN YOU ALL SEE THAT YOU ALL NEED TO EDUCATE YOUR SELFS ,YOU WONT LOOK SO STUPID!
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When a student can beat his teacher, the teacher must become a student again.Comment: Teaching, Karate
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�Who forgets himself in love remembers the future. (Qui s'oublie dans l'amour - Se souvient du futur) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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�Heaven without love : what a hell. (Paradis sans amour : - Voil� ce qu'est l'enfer) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.Comment: Amy's food products
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<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
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<`WarpKat> don't look at me like that =:P
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<Kyle> I'm spending today watching Google IO probably
<Kyle> Google IO comes once a year bro,
<sporkk> (Link to the Wikipedia page for Old Mac Donald had a farm)
<Kyle> Google IO
<sporkk> (Link to Goolge IO)
<Kyle> it's googling
<Kyle> Google Why does Orochimarufan suck?
<sporkk> (Link to Orochimarufan's tumblr)
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<Demetrious> someone in here isn't lewd?
* @Kiri-bot lewd-oils Demetrious!
* Demetrious facepalms
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6:48 PM <�fahadash> sunshine0:
6:48 PM <�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
6:48 PM ⇐ sunshine0 quit (~firstname.lastname@example.org) Read error: Connection reset by peer
6:49 PM <�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
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<�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
sunshine0 quit (~email@example.com) Read error: Connection reset by peer
<�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
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<MegaMari> She's gone
<MegaMari> mom's gone
<Snack> I'm right here young man
<Snack> you're grounded
<MegaMari> not funny
<MegaMari> not even slightly
<MegaMari> she died this afternoonComment: efnet
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<xAFFE> dohComment: freenode/#zsh.de
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