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#310519* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
surf with both hands free :)
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#309204* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Business is not about investment, it is all about involvement
#302242 (-24/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461
<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> no
<tgies> no
<G-Flex> don't
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yeah
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<flamingspinach2> yeah
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerds
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
#308159* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
hurrr durrrr DURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR sports
^fucking dumbasses
#308877 (-24/134) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
#310505* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�We knit alone our life, before seeing by it our shroud. (Nous tricotons notre vie seule, Avant d'y voir notre linceul) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310546* (?/68) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@BsitsAdolf> !startserver
<@BsitsAdolf> doesn't work =/
<@BsitsAdolf> !restart
<@BsitsAdolf> cmon
<%Joanna> ._.
<@BsitsAdolf> Expecto Patronuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
<@BsitsAdolf> mmhm
<@BsitsAdolf> seems like that only works in harry potter ^^
#118259 (-22/928) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying.
<+zeppeh> she dropped her pacifier.
#308210* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[WuTang}ESKATE123: what game should i play now?
slntmn06 entered chat.
Efreak: pong
A.S // Dr.TroJan: play Mario
slntmn06: ping
Efreak: pong
[WuTang}ESKATE123: that i have in my library
slntmn06: ping
A_Handsome_Man entered chat.
Efreak: pong
slntmn06: ping
Efreak: pong
slntmn06: ping
Efreak: pong
A_Handsome_Man: ping
Efreak: pong
slntmn06: ping
[WuTang}ESKATE123: ping
Efreak: pong
A.S // Dr.TroJan: pong
Efreak: pong
[WuTang}ESKATE123: ping
Efreak: pong
[WuTang}ESKATE123: pong
slntmn06: ping
[WuTang}ESKATE123: pong
A.S // Dr.TroJan: poung
Efreak: pong
slntmn06: pong
A_Handsome_Man: penis
DrZimmins: doink?
manda4evan: fap
Comment: more from reddit chat on steam
#309202* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
You are a revelation that even Prophet would have fantasized. My search for truth that I seek through you can even belittle Buddhas unfathomable pursuit for truth.Comment: Love quote
#310506* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�In the desert of the heart, tears do not touch the ground. (Dans le d�sert du coeur, - Les larmes ne touchent la terre.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310510* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�The lover steals a kiss. He incurs life imprisonment. (L'amoureux vole un baiser. - Il encourt perp�tuit�.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310511* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�The sniper of heart misses only flowers. (Le sniper du c�ur - Ne rate que les fleurs) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310544* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
#182244 (-20/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
#309304* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hekel> o.0
<`WarpKat> don't look at me like that =:P
#309403* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
When a student can beat his teacher, the teacher must become a student again.Comment: Teaching, Karate
#309449* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Laying aside all matter, it is of utmost euphoria to watch the intellectual unison of music and science - Serouj Mamoulian
#309457* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyle> I'm spending today watching Google IO probably
<@Forkk> :/
<Kyle> Google IO comes once a year bro,
<sporkk> (Link to the Wikipedia page for Old Mac Donald had a farm)
<Kyle> Google IO
<sporkk> (Link to Goolge IO)
<Kyle> Lol
<Kyle> it's googling
<Kyle> Google Why does Orochimarufan suck?
<sporkk> (Link to Orochimarufan's tumblr)
#310460* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Demetrious> someone in here isn't lewd?
* @Kiri-bot lewd-oils Demetrious!
* Demetrious facepalms
#310507* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�Who destroys is destroyed. Who builds is built. (Qui d�truit se d�truit. Qui construit se construit.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310508* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�We don't build the ruins. Our soul is in hate. (On ne construit des ruines. - Notre �me est dans la haine.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#305320 (-19/671) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.
Comment: Amy's food products
#307870 (-19/151) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
#310509* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�Who forgets himself in love remembers the future. (Qui s'oublie dans l'amour - Se souvient du futur) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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