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#307865* (?/64) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Practical is practice....&.... success is result
Romey
Comment: inpirational & motivational qoute
#309443* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
I don't do a lot, but what I do, I do with class.
#311462 (-41/109) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine
#308803 (-40/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
#309326* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
There is nothing to prove. Every human being needs goodness.
#310019 (-40/106) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis?
#195546 (-39/91) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment...
#308149* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Fear Is Weak Against Hope.Comment: Life Lesson, Realism, Wisdom.
#300545 (-38/148) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
#310516* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
love can keep you warm like flannel always remember that Some one  special for you is substantial
#199365 (-37/91) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjob
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
#309434* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Stay calm , the perfect time will come for the most important do's , without you knowing :)
#310533* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
00:44 < FireKing> you could put california in front of any word and make it a specialty food item at a rundown small franchise
00:45 < FireKing> the California War is a pasta with avocado in it served at the mcdonalds inside the ACE hardware store
00:45 < FireKing> the California Comptroller is a shitty sundae you get at the snack bar at city hall
00:47 < FireKing> California Shelter is one of those boxes with a stick propping it up with a bowl of shelled pistachios as the bait
#310552* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< mekolat> o11c, why is EquipScript also called on unequip?
< o11c> mekolat: why wouldn't it? it's functional, not event-based
< o11c> equip scripts *must* not have side effects
<snip long attempted explanation about why it shouldn't matter when or how often it is called>
< mekolat> I always get brain-raped by o11c
< mekolat> ..but it doesn't feel that bad
#200629 (-35/123) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you
#311508 (-35/109) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SirFinkus> woohooo
<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there
#197814 (-34/100) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jamm0n> when i first cummed i thought i broke my penis
<Jamm0n> i tried to shove the goo back inside
#308653* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
What is it,Comment: What is it,
#310174 (-34/80) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
#307885* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
English teacher: I never understood and I just hate grammar.
Me: I'm sorry. Did you just say that you hate your grandma?
English teacher: ?! English joke? Very funy.
#310741 (-33/87) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Bruno: Brogue is a fun little roguelike
Bruno: It's like a roguelike with everything superfluous stripped out
Wizard Lachesis: so basically a title screen and then you press enter and it goes directly to the "you're dead" screen
#307998 (-32/204) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(
#309423* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Worst Decision is Better Than no Decision.Comment: by Maxim Behar
#201076 (-31/133) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
#309477* (?/75) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CiDhed> Tired of rumors.
<dkelle4> conservatives live on rumors.
<dkelle4> >_>
<Moon_Doggy> like how your mom lives on dicks?
<dkelle4> O_o
<riggsAndroid> wow
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