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#251577* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(about the iPhone)
<Alex> yeah its annoying but like an unwanted child i pretend to love it, hoping i will one day fool myself into enjoying its existence |
#252627* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Red: found J...
Red: shes doin bible study...
Red: debating on whether or not i should bother her
Red: dont think I am
Sae: Join her
Red: but i have bad gas
Sae: God forgives farting |
#254582* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JME> wow
<JME> im starving
<JME> i just ate a packet of crisps and forgot i ate them
<JME> and just started looking for them
<JME> i guess ill eat this sauce
<JME> from mc donalds
<JME> on its own
<JME> it tastes niceComment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
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#257651* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ruide: so to summarize
ruide: youre telling me people actually have tried fucking trees b4
ruide: not just a shitty joke..?
PH1lter: well im not %100 sure but i think so
ruide: thats fucked man. a tree has to be the least sexy thing i can think of
ruide: youd have better luck with a bag full of yogurt or something
PH1lter: im sure its been done too
ruide: wtf |
#258432* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[22:50] <hehman> a is for akirunyang b is for banned
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> what
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> the fuc
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> is
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> akirunyang |
#259691* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<seats> im pointing out that your fw rule matches all that
<seats> i cant attempt to explain that without seeing all your rules
<centosian> I'll PM them to you
<brian> centosian, you can paste to a pastebin also...it will be better than pasting to IRC
* Viza recommends pastebin too
<centosian> pasting in a PM to seats
-!- centosian has quit [Excess Flood] |
#262060* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Randomdude says:
will u strip for me on webcam
ZACH... says:
no
ZACH... says:
im playin guitar
Randomdude says:
will ur guitar strip for meComment: It was a joke, And Zachs a guy lol
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#266149* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> all homosexual men are fucking arseholes
<Foxhill> or at least sucking cock |
#266690* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<L0newolf> It's always been my dream to shout LEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEENKINS as I dive in unprepared into a fat woman's vagina. |
#267171* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mlk> I have a playstation game, how can I play it on my Nokia 1100. Urgent!
<herren> With the help of black magic.
<mlk> i hav donload pr0n mov "Black Magic", nad it is V. GOOOOD, but fone stil not playing playstation game, and I now have sticky mess on fone! |
#267177* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Patrick: where does warped put there god damn cookies?!
Mike: a) their
Mike: b) be nice to god, for he has pretty high voltage lightning and we don't |
#269034* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mowaza: what are friends for anyways
Antimerc191: download shiz
Mowaza: if you're not sharing that pizza you can take your presence out of my sight!
Antimerc191: indeed
MyDearWatson616: usenet: i'll share as much of my pizza with you as you want but you have to pay me a constant fee
MyDearWatson616: bittorrent: you can have my pizza, but i put it in a food processor to make it eaiser to get to you
MyDearWatson616: limewire: heres some pizza... ignore the dirty needles in the cheese
Antimerc191: torrents: heres some pizza, the pizzaboy may be extremely slow and possibly a copComment: irc.gamesurge.net #incrysis
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#269564* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
***metroidhunter777 is listening to Beginnings - Chicago
***metroidhunter777 is listening to Beginnings - Chicago (Tromboner solo)
***So_Crates doesn't give a fuck what MH is listening to. |
#270196* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<L4m3r> ever used scheme, blast007? (it's a lisp variant)
<blast007> nopth, I never hath uth thath |
#272566* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
kathaclysm: Then I'd definitely want my kids to have their first experience with a *gun under my watchful eye; not on their own as they're playing at the neighbor's house.
kathaclysm: *oops...
anarchman: kathaclysm: Then I'd definitely want my kids to have their first experience with a guy under my watchful eye
anarchman: Freudian slip?
Prysorra: Who knows who might "shoot off" :XComment: #
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#272612* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grndslmhttr3> I've smoked weed a few times and it was the stupidest shit ever
<Andy> THAT'S THE POINT
<Bunny> That's the point.
<huy> That's the point.
<Bunny> haha wow |
#273006* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Davie_SC> Damn
<Davie_SC> I'm on a roll today
<Davie_SC> Making 5K a race
<Davie_SC> Imagine... making 5K in 3 minutes
<Davie_SC> With this easy 3 step program!
<Davie_SC> Step 1. Buy a car
<Davie_SC> Step 2. Customize it
<Davie_SC> Step 3. RACE IT! |
#273830* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Erica: AAAAAAHHHHH
Erica: no way
Erica: that was the scaryest person i've ever seen!
Erica: *note the advanced spelling of 'scaryest'
Erica: scary shit man!
Chris: english major ftw
Erica: not spelling major
Chris: thats like saying "I'm great at math but I don't know what number I'm looking at right now"
Erica: baahahahahaha
Erica: hahaha
Erica: lol
Erica: irl |
#274657* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Program says: FUCK
Program says: MOTHERFUCKER
Program says GOD DMANIT
Aragon1029 says: ?
Program says: My arm slipped D: |
#276855* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rickslayer> Just the other day, I went to put on some underwear that I've had since the 1990's, and when I bent over, my whole ass shot out like grease on bologna that's been put in the microwave for longer than 53 seconds. Man..... |
#278424* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
tetsu2051: hey sweet my princess mononoke torrent finished
tetsu2051: epic.
tetsu2051: OH SHIT POLISH SUBTITLES
MaidenKatieBoo: rofl
tetsu2051: that was close.
MaidenKatieBoo: I picked the best time to make my bed, huh?
tetsu2051: Yes. Night.
MaidenKatieBoo: I'm like, Dan's been pretty silent for a while
tetsu2051: then BAM
MaidenKatieBoo: pling, pling, pling, pling
tetsu2051: if you turn the sound off I'm less annoying |
#280763* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Symmetria> standing *INFRONT* of my car
<Symmetria> I'm like, fuck that shit, drop the car into first, dont give a fuck if I blow my engine, and fire a burst of nitros
<Symmetria> so Im figuring... if the dude is still alive, he has a gun and he's gonna be pisssssed, cant really stop, so I drive a kilometer down the road, call the cops, the cop was like "err did you reverse over his head" I'm like "errr wtf? no!" the cop was like "shit, more paperwork if he's still alive" and hangs up on meComment: #Cisco on freenode
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#280789* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
misscarlet42: what is wrong with you!?
misscarlet42: you'll eat playdoh but you won't be enticed to put lotion on your naked girlfriend? |
#281948* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
fatboy: not know if can go over
fatboy: yea same sht
fatboy: wtf i'm i typin
fatboy: not know??? wtf is dat
nuttypro: ???
fatboy: like a retard typin
nuttypro: well.....
fatboy: "not know if can go over" wtf
fatboy: bish only i can bash on myself
nuttypro: so u a self aware retard
fatboy: fuck yea
fatboy: wait wait..... |
#282447* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hello,Comment: Hello,
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