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<xxx> GNU is not UNIX
<yyy> GNU is antelope |
#293012* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<olympia> anyway i got almost to the top
<olympia> and realized
<olympia> barrels kill meComment: Donkey Kong
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#294263* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: lets kill something
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: :D
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: wana come pig hunting?
Arch_Laughter: what the crap?
Arch_Laughter: kevin you dont seem sane lately
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: dude i'm the most mentaly instable person ever! why do you think
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: i can come up with such random shit
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: lol
Therapist: freak |
#294368* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
11:45:04 pm • <&God> JesusChrist son, where is my daily suck? get on your knees!
11:45:07 pm • * God is now known as Jason |
#294387* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nick> i just performed a miracle
<Nick> I got a scissor key back onto a keyboard
<urbanfox> wow
<urbanfox> phone the vatican |
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<gothchick> one client at a time, please. |
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<limi> ryddim.org (available)
<limi> Got Ryddim? ;)
<benbangert> I'm not entirely sure how thats pronounced?
<limi> like Rhythm
<limi> "riddim" is common slang for rhythm
<rocky> where i'm from "th" frequently becomes "d" ... so "the" is "duh", "there" is "d'ere"
<tarek> so a thread lock becomes a dreadlock ? |
#294546* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Yukupo: haha
Yukupo: i had a dream i had a life
Yukupo: it was weird and i skipped like my first two classes for the first week of school
Chaos: I have a dream....
Chaos: that nerds will stop sitting in their basement 12 hours a day playing wow |
#294553* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[22:32:24] giornlives: how's the future!?
[22:32:28] magnificent7mod: apparantly blow jobs with toothpaste is better then flavored lube
[22:32:38] giornlives: good to know
[22:32:44] magnificent7mod: that's all I've learned
[22:32:47] magnificent7mod: from the futureComment: We were talking between timezones.
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#294558* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rac> who was taking care of plates yesterday after the party?
<Peter> me, and?
<rac> I understand that you can pour cake with vodka and put all the food on one plate
<rac> I understand throwing bottles out the window
<rac> I understand that you can eject to tub
<rac> I understand that you can vomit to sink
<rac> but I don't fucking understand why id you attempt to wash plates in that vomited sink. |
#294581* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<aliass> whats a kept man
<Adnap> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kept_man
<aliass> fuck is there a wiki for everything
<Sapphira> um
<Sapphira> it's just wikipedia
<aliass> look you rancid seacow i wasnt asking you |
#294604* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* VerdaFolio changes topic to 'Happy New Year! Alchemist has graduated and JohnDarc has flunked out of college! Merry 2009!
* JohnDarc has joined #sbu
<JohnDarc> ugh
* JohnDarc has left #sbu
<@VerdaFolio> :D |
#294605* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<XD001> wait
<XD001> hi there Zazie_Rainyday!
* Received a CTCP Sound bod822.wav from XD001 (to #help)
<Mr-shutter> ,,,
<XD001> are you hearing something?
<Mr-shutter> why would we |
#294619* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BobTheBeheader> my cat is on my lap
<Jackal> you finally got some pussy bob
<Jackal> congrats |
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* @grobe0ba puts on some music
* @grobe0ba turns off the light
* @grobe0ba goes into geek mode
* @grobe0ba is suddenly all-knowing
<@Pulpie> nice
<@grobe0ba> shit. the connection is timing out.
<@Pulpie> its on port 20072
<@grobe0ba> damn it. forgot that bit. |
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<EricTheRed-> though i don't mind booty sex once in a while myself
<`WarpKat> where the hell are you? prison? |
#294755* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Craig> Careful hes angry! he might spray ink
<~Thyth> He's not a squid.
< Octopussy> octopuses have ink too
< Torquey> but not OctopansiesComment: #Tribes
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#294761* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Diablo-D3> shuddup Pyro, you wouldnt know what to do with a woman even if she stripped naked, covered herself with chocolate syrup and threw herself at you |
#294790* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Things> :/
<BlueFusion> did u leave ur light on or off
<Things> on
<BlueFusion> try it with the lights off
<BlueFusion> did it take 16 seconds again this time or did you manage to make it take longer
<Things> nah it onlygoes up to 16 seconds
<Things> which is plentyComment: Talking about image exposure, you dirty mind.
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<^nikki^> why do "I" have to get all the turkish rappers trying to IM me??
<elynha> yeah
<fishphood> turkish people rap?
<fishphood> heh
<^nikki^> trust me, I'm not making that up
lovejaguar [lovejaguar@220-141-97-36.dynamic.hinet.net] has joined #california
<lovejaguar> good morning california
<lovejaguar> good morning everone
<`WarpKat> I WANNA SIKTIR MAH HO IN THE HAKAKALALAKA
<`WarpKat> ``uNf`
<`WarpKat> ``uNf`
<`WarpKat> ``uNf`
<`WarpKat> ``uNf`
<`WarpKat> =:P
<lovejaguar> ??
<^nikki^> crackhead, lovejaguar ... don't try to understand it
<`WarpKat> yea
<`WarpKat> fo shizzle mah nizzle |
#295270* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Zorda> guys
<+Zorda> i need a girlfriend
<+Zorda> halp.
* Stryyp sends Zorda girlfriend.exeComment: #wtfux
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<Worf> the second largest category of apps in the app store for iPhone is... fart apps?!
<aaron> that's sad
<Worf> and apparently, two of the developers are in court over "pull my finger" |
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<Cowclops> the bottom of a box of cinnamon toast crunch is like the most delicious thing ever |
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<DaMo> "Top US movie rental chain Blockbuster has hired lawyers to explore a possible bankruptcy filing, as it struggles with rise of movie downloads, a source told Reuters."
<ShoeUnited> Yay!
* ShoeUnited goes to find more movies so he can personally topple blockbuster.
<DaMo> shame on u
<ShoeUnited> Yeah, really feeling ashamed here. Like a Somalian! |
#295622* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FlyingMongoose> basically, play better and you won't need to worry about the spawn times
<Saydeh> i hate playing as infected
<FlyingMongoose> I love it
<FlyingMongoose> it's so satisfying tearing the nipples off of zoey as a hunter :p
<Saydeh> .. pervert
<Saydeh> unlike you im not into lust murder
<Saydeh> =p
<FlyingMongoose> what? that's all hunters do
<FlyingMongoose> they tear the nipples off of the players...
<FlyingMongoose> pay attention to the animation and where the hands go
<FlyingMongoose> they tear them off of bill, zoey, francis, or louis
<FlyingMongoose> I just used zoey as a specific example to expand upon the point
<Saydeh> suuure
<Saydeh> we know you have freaky explicit l4d fantasies
<FlyingMongoose> Saydeh you and I both know that right now you're looking up l4d rule 34 to try to claim some of it turns me on, but ultimately, YOU'RE the one looking for l4d rule 34
<Saydeh> FlyingMongoose: i dont need to look it up
<Saydeh> i know where some of it exists =p
<sslice> err
<FlyingMongoose> then you just proved my point Saydeh
<sslice> awkward
<Saydeh> i was on hentai foundry and i meant to click on anime but i accidentally clicked on games.. ok? =p |
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