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#231859* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
cumslurper19: I'm sorry. But oral hygiene is very important to me.
Lane: That's what SHE said.
Lane: Except by "hygiene", she meant "sex".
Lane: And by "oral", she meant regular.
Lane: And by "regular", she meant brushing.
Lane: And by "sex", she meant her teeth.
Lane: And by "brushing", she meant removing.
Lane: And by her teeth, she meant plaque.
Lane: And by plaque, she meant her virginity. |
#232392* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
helf: the ferrets rocked
xexyz: :P
xexyz: thats a phrase i didnt expect to hear today |
#232694* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<VINCE_O> HI VINCE OFFER HERE WITH FUCKING SHAMWOW. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING TOWEL... SPONGE... RAG... THING? THIS WILL STREAK UP YOUR SHOWER LIKE YOUR ASS DOES A PAIR OF GRANDMA'S PANTIES, BUT FUCK MAN. THIS IS THE ONLY PRODUCT BILLY MAYS HAS TURNED DOWN ENDORSING BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT. HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. ANYWAY, BUY SHAMWOW TODAY AND WE WILL SET UP A SMUGGLED MEXICAN FAMILY OF TWELVE TO VOTE FOR BARACK |
#236017* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Raiden> you two are fighting like a married couple
<Hulon> ....bite me
<Raiden> you're already missing a foot
* Raiden goes Tonya Harding on Hulons's good leg
<Hulon> ack!
* Hulon falls over
<Hulon> Damnit!
<Raiden> LETS SEE YOU WIN THE GOLD NOW NANCY
* Hulon goes Lieutenant Dan on Raiden and beats the crap outta him
* Raiden WALKS AWAY
<Hulon> ....I hate you. |
#238678* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<phlux> roses are red
<phlux> violets are blue
<alchy> shut the fuck up
<alchy> or i'll dos you. |
#239257* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
buy automotive paint in</url>,Comment: buy automotive paint in</url>,
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#239779* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Bunnipoema> !fortune
<@[Bot]> Bunnipoema's fortune: ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
<+IndianaJones> your fortune is to be surrounded by eerily smiling japanese peopleComment: #aetolia on sorcery.net
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#239912* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
stained glass picture frames</url>Comment: stained glass picture frames</url>
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#240468* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
bash.org: We'll be back up in a few days.Comment: Has been there for a month now
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#240567* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
check this link for more informationCheck it,Comment: check this link for more informationCheck it,
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#243128* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jaban> imma drop some set theory up in this mutha fucka'
<jaban> If you keep holdin' onta intuitionism I'mma cap yo ass, bitch.
<jaban> Brouwer ain't know shit!
<Ralp> word
<jaban> Word. |
#243631* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pseudo> i woke up middle of the night last night and my testicles were spun around. it was ... weird.
<Hemingray> wtf man
<PlacidBox> ...spun around?
<pseudo> i hope i un-spun them correctly
<dcraig> meatspin!
<pseudo> like ...without getting gory, one was where it did not belong
<pseudo> he wasnt in his home, he was ...in somebody ELSE'S home
<Hemingray> how the fuck do you spin your testicles around, are you hung low?
<pseudo> and i had to kick him out back to his home.
<pseudo> Hemingray, hot night i guess |
#243798* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lifelongdream> whats the sound of one hand fapping? |
#243858* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
VulcanJaded: i just looked at halls defense vitamin c cough drop package
VulcanJaded: vitamin c = 100% of dail value
VulcanJaded: ...iv had 12 so far
InfernalTempestX: so? you're just gonna have 1100% of vitamin c coming out of your ass tomorrow. |
#244316* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"Can you keep a secret?"
"I can, but the people who I tell cant |
#244358* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Momaw> "2008-07-08 00:31:35 <ToadyOne> sheezy has filed some sort of public grievance with the forum about his bannage"
<Hollywars> who was sheezy again?
<Momaw> The guy who was banned
<Hollywars> when? |
#244432* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mouser> anyone play that tingle ds game?
<Mouser> it's so weird
<coalconvertor> i'll tingle your ds game
<Mouser> go home coal, you're drunk
<coalconvertor> with rumble support
<coalconvertor> and featuring
<coalconvertor> three player co-op play |
#244549* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[*comment33.txt*] nxofyComment: [*comment33.txt*] nxofy
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#244688* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tottenham> greenwich is the middle of the world. when i lived in south east london every time i got the train to work i went from east of the world to the west and vice versa of an evening. that makes me kind of a celebrity i reckonn |
#245213 (7/91) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ilanbg> dude, during the debate Palin was pwning Obama on the way he was voting
<ilanbg> and two or three times Biden just responded, "first of all, McCain voted the same way......"
<ilanbg> and I wish there was just a crowd there that could be like, "ohhhhhhh"
<ilanbg> instead of a moderator, the debated needed an M.C.
<ilanbg> who could go, "oh snap, homie, you just got SERVED" |
#246175* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Israfel> Obama = PSP
<@Israfel> Biden = DS Lite
<@Israfel> McCain = Game Boy
<Asaga> McCain = DSi
* Asaga was kicked by Israfel (get the FUCK out) |
#247462* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Jamie: Do you know who the lead singer for the Nine Inch Nails is?
Mark: Trent Reznor?
Jamie: Yeah. In my building, there is an air duct with the brand name Reznor on it
Jamie: It's VENT REZNOR!Comment: Oh, the puns.
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#248701* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LjjjL> Asus Update System Update - This resolves several issues with the update system.
<LjjjL> "Download failed"
<LjjjL> "Retry"
<LjjjL> "Download failed"Comment: LOL! XD
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#250812* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Joins: DarthBong (~StacysMom@c-.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)
* Cap`nRoy|Out is now known as Cap`nRoy
<+DarthBong> :O
<+DarthBong> if Cap`nRoy really freakin alive??
Quits: Cap`nRoy (~Mjollnir6@c-.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) (Ping timeout)
<+DarthBong> guess not.
<@TimJohnson> i killed him
<@TimJohnson> let that be a lesson to you
Joins: Cap`nRoy (~Mjollnir6@c-.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
<@TimJohnson> ZOMBIE!!!!
* TimJohnson sets mode: +b *!*@*.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
* Cap`nRoy was kicked by TimJohnson (boom headshot!)
<+DarthBong> Was that neccesary Tim?
<@TimJohnson> your children will thank me |
#251363* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* @Skittles_Goddess hopes that Harper loses today
<@Foxhill[away]> if he does can i stick my purple dalek in your velvet tardis?
<@Foxhill[away]> IN-SEM-IN-ATE |
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