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#182578* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pitz> I'll be there for poo
<pitz> These five words I swear to you
<pitz> When I breathe, I wanna breathe the air of poo
<pitz> I'll be there for poo
<pitz> I'd live and I'd die for poo
<pitz> I'd eat a dump off the ground for poo
<pitz> Words can't say my love for poo
<pitz> I'll... be... there... for... poo
<pitz> BON JOVI RULES! |
#183359* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pitz> i'll tell ya what.. im gay for tim russert's corpse |
#190811* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Foxhound> Ooookay then...
<+Foxhound> <<
<+Foxhound> >>
<@Leiko> ...my ass is vibrating |
#196760* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@DarkArchon> !owner
* IceBot sets mode: +q DarkArchon
*later*
<GirlArchon> !owner's gf
<GirlArchon> pfft
* Quits: @DarkArchon (DarkArchon@magellanwars.info) (Ping timeout)
<~IceCool> lol |
#196993* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-*- kinabalu has just been using his new wii fit :)
<flippo> Feel fit now?
<kinabalu> 45 minutes of hula hooping, yoga'ng, strength training, and balancing ..
<kinabalu> is that a feeling of fit i feel ... maybe!
<flippo> Don't overdo it on the first day!
<pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: Nice workout.
<pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: It sounds like it's turning you into a girl.
<joed> BabySpice!
<kinabalu> bite me, bite me very muchComment: Is kinabalu turning into the Richard Simons of IRC?
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#198301* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gogf> I'll prolly end up doing either astronomy or philosophy
<fifty> its not cool unless you do both
<fifty> like kant
<Bill3000> he kant do that, fifty
<LightFang> kant took astronomy?
<LightFang> damn he's even more of a genius than i thought
<Bill3000> yeah but gogf kant do it
<LightFang> god damn bill
<LightFang> shut the hell up
<LightFang> with those bad kant jokes
<Bill3000> you're so bohring |
#200562* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Isum> I ain't no fuckin' noob....I've been in here for like....three weeks....heh...
<Isum> That's like a year in internet time... |
#205495* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GhostlyDeath|Laptop> I kinda joined a game of COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
#210066* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
NikThe: hmmm if i could find the vid of a chick shoving a vibrator into a guys urethra id send him tht
NikThe: i about cried watching it
chevroletIROCZ: kids in the sandbox!
NikThe107: thts bad tht u know tht
NikThe107: and respond with such excitement |
#212852* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ooPo> Well, I guess some asian chick lives above me.
<ooPo> I get off the elevator, she follows behind... then wonders why
I'm trying to get into her apartment.
<CraigX> Dan: cuteness scale?
<ooPo> She thought she was on the 3rd floor.
<ooPo> Around 7ish.
<ooPo> Disclaimer: On that scale, Karen is a 2.1 million.
<Leanne_eh> Karen also has a sense of direction.. :D
<Hurricane> And a /lastlog. :) |
#214233* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aizawa>My PC is behaving.. weirdly? Anyhow, rebooting. Fucking steam fucking up my computer. Fuck valve. Brb.
<Cameron>Fucking the valve might be a bad idea...Comment: From #ECCHANNEL on WhatNET (channel for Oblivion mod site TESEyeCandy)
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#214370* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kiki> What's the worst way to die?
<Rogue> Drowning
<Sanity> Drowning
<Kiki> Really why is that?
<Fantasy> Isn't drowning supposed to be peaceful?
<Rogue> You're aware of it as its happening
<Red> Sliding down a large spike with a slowly increasing diameter anus first
<Rogue> Hell no
<Kiki> I would have said stroke |
#214633* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Psy sets mode: +b Nazis!*@* |
#218040* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
self`work: I always look at vb.net importing statements weirdly
self`work: "Imports System"
self`work: "It puts the lotion on the skin" |
#218462* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Pomax> Which reminds me. Where's the new Elite?
<Nightmare> On a computer in Steve's basement, along with David Braben and a laser targeted, remotely controled shotgun...
<Pomax> Just one?
<Nightmare> We don't miss |
#220054* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Danielle> im feeling like iddqd
<oxo> cheating is not allowed
<oxo> idclev0
<Danielle> you will idbeholds your ass
<Danielle> if you stay there any longer you will need a idbeholdr to go near you
<Danielle> and if you come close i will need idchoppers
<oxo> well you can't see me
* oxo sets mode +idbeholdi |
#220113* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<max> we will always remember!
<allen> ...remember what?
<man> what...? |
#220304* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hairypalms> has anyone ever thought that Markb sounds like a french name?
<zokum> umm, no
<hairypalms> me neither
<zokum> more like a pretentious upper class twit from london ;)
<Markb> zokum: I'm not upper class tyvm |
#221554* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<avalar> argh, fuck me
<avalar> i have the hiccups
<avalar> i feel like a frog
<avalar> or a bouncy house
<souphiee> good imagery there
<souphiee> what about a frog in a bouncy house?
<avalar> you win this round.. |
#223630* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Rob: this'll sound worse now
Rob: but I like swallowing
Rob: it's a nice feeling |
#223898* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[05:01:29] <wilx> Is there some simple function that checks printable characters in C locale?
[05:01:36] <wilx> std::isprint() is locale aware.
<FOXX> did you just ask a question and answer yourself?.. |
#227576* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
say, did you know that Scientology is not banned in France?
let's give you a personality test
no not quite
sure, just answer this survey, if you would..
ok. see you later
no no, it's free
it plays out so perfectly
yeah, every question is, in fact leading you on
yeah, and there goes the bacon.
she jumped out the window |
#228771* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Beelzebub blinks...
< Beelzebub> elbow is a gurl?
< elbow> seriously
< Aeneas> wait wut?
* elbow fondles his imaginary breasts
< Beelzebub> O_o
< elbow> damn, no
< Beelzebub> WHY DO YOU HAVE A GOWN?!?
< Beelzebub> AND WHY ARE YOU KNITTING!?
< Beelzebub> WHAT THE FUCK
< Aeneas> coz he is awesome like that
< Beelzebub> ... |
#231521* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
X2XHoLyWaRsX2X: my step-mom gave it to us =D
X2XHoLyWaRsX2X: she comes up to us at like 1 in the morning, and she was like, "Can you guys help me? Charlie gave me the best bag of weed I've seen since I was in college, and I can't find it. Help me find it and I'll give you your finders reward"
X2XHoLyWaRsX2X: and then we looked for it where she thought she left us
X2XHoLyWaRsX2X: then we made a bong out of a waterbottle, a needle, a lighter, and some tin foilComment: At a party I missed cause I was sick =|
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#231822* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Now I know Youre Amazing, Great Visions,Comment: Now I know Youre Amazing, Great Visions,
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