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#363 (7/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes] :)
<inof> :-]
<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix? You just do exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically. ;) |
#376 (7/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^ |
#640 (7/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway? |
#695 (7/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O |
#821 (7/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LordTalon> My circumsicion scar seems to be bleeding, what should I do? |
#1046 (7/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tokage> i have emotional states: apathy and irritation, which would you like me to direct at you?
? tokage/#kuro5hin smirks
<ragabr> tokage: irritation if it leads to spankings and nipple clamps
<vsync> which one comes with a free beer?
<tokage> hmm..both probably |
#1055 (7/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[!smcn] all my sperm are belong to you
(@jediviper) no they belong to vile remember
[!smcn] he'll probably implant them in his dog and when she has puppies he'll say he's the father
[!smcn] because we all know he's impotent
»» [mode [Vile [ +b *!*smcn@*.bvrtn1.or.home.com ]
»» smcn kicked by Vile (...) |
#1056 (7/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Gandalf_> if i were mexican i'd have something witty and funny to say... |
#1075 (7/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer.
<acestus> You might as well run EMACS. |
#1112 (7/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P
<LkTrout1> Deth is a boner.
<blazemore> lk has a blackdeth. |
#1470 (7/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand |
#1794 (7/359) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos? |
#2188 (7/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> god my ball-sweat smells good
<AlmtyBob> too bad I have a cold 8(
<AlmtyBob> can hardly smell it
<skmt> yeah.
<skmt> ball sweat has a weird smell.
<SD-Washu> mine fucking stinks
<AlmtyBob> it's like coffee though
<AlmtyBob> doesn't taste as good as it smells
<mdl> AlmtyBob: dude
<mdl> you taste your nutsaq sweat?
<skmt> you only need to sniff your hand after you beat it, fool.
<AlmtyBob> lets just say it's a good thing my cum smells bad |
#2269 (7/219) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck
<kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10
<Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years |
#2744 (7/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles.
Longi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank |
#2908 (7/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability
<DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am |
#3021 (7/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ric> METHOD=DRINK ACTION=CHATUPUGLYWOMEN TARGET=MYBED |
#3281 (7/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZeroZerv> I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to pick some up
<ZeroZerv> i'm timid
<aNuBiS-> ZeroZerv: timidly pull out
<Dildosaur> ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours
<ZeroZerv> wtf is that
<Dildosaur> that should do
<ZeroZerv> does that work? |
#3299 (7/353) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Walls> me and another guy may be going out |
#3846 (7/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<d1cer> omfg
<d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world
<d1cer> :/
<d1cer> it was like a fucking legg
<LivinDead> lol
<LivinDead> how big was it?
<d1cer> umm
<d1cer> k
<d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler |
#3849 (7/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes............. |
#3925 (7/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress??
<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
<O_6> what language are you speaking?
<gg0dd> c++
<matts> hahaha |
#4238 (7/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt
<Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish'
<fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :)
<Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish
<Scofco> i hate seafood |
#4781 (7/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Matt_of_Ni> is there anyway of overclocking your modem? |
#5314 (7/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus
<josho-> fix it with everclear |
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