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#310479* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
7Grid| r3n4z: u know python?
Mr.Fishy: no
Mr.Fishy: its the language of the devil
7Grid| r3n4z: wow
7Grid| r3n4z: what do u worship then
7Grid| r3n4z: C#?
Mr.Fishy: C++ is the work of god. There is also the saint ruby who walks the true path of the OOP
7Grid| r3n4z: saint ruby? I never learn about hert
Mr.Fishy: Ruby is a strong and powerful saint. mostly used in service scripting and data management.
Mr.Fishy: She is the saint of organization and empowerment.
7Grid| r3n4z: wow
7Grid| r3n4z: such holiness
Mr.Fishy: Saint Javascript is the saint of communication. Javascript shows everyone the true way to create websites. Combining saint javascripts teachings with saint ruby's teachings is what is called the 8 fold path of web server enlightenment.
Mr.Fishy: the Roman governor Python Pilate is nothing less than the devil himself. Tempting young developers with promises that it can do everything when really it can't do anything. Offering ease of use for the developer but providing no benefits at all for the usage after it's written. |
#310757* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xarabas: you know
xarabas: sometimes i get a strong feeling that life is pointless and nothing matters
xarabas: but I was shaving few minutes ago and left some moustaches so I started impersonating Hitler and cracking myself up
xarabas: so yeah, things are not always bad |
#310760* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--> nano1 (~nano@zura.nje.katsura) has joined #r9k
<nano1> w-what is this place
<benderr> >title
<nano1> are you all robots
<benderr> i don't understand
<nano1> is this board in anyway related to the r9k board on 4chan?
<nano1> *channel
<benderr> this is the Rune of the 9 Kingdoms channel.. the board game.
<nano1> kek
<nano1> alright
<nano1> gbye
<-- nano1 (~nano@zura.nje.katsura) has left #r9k (WeeChat 1.0.1)
<kaleun> lmfao
<benderr> :|
-*- benderr goes to google "rune of the 9 kingdoms"
<benderr> nope, doesn't even exist
<benderr> wtf
<kaleun> lol |
#310862* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lore> What was the deal with Cabbage Patch Preemies, anyway?
<Lore> "We plucked them out of the womb three weeks early, just for you!"
<Lore> Cabbage Patch Cesarian Babies
<spinn> they were blobs of melted plastic that congealed on the factory floor
<Lore> "You can wipe them off yourself!"
<Elkman> It's better than "Cabbage Patch Thalidomide Babies".
<KemloCaesar> Cabbage Patch Afterbirth
<spinn> did they come complete with a sterile plastic box, rubber gloves, and a $30,000 hospital bill?
<Leth> One of my /very/ tactful relatives sent us one. My wife wanted to send it back with some kind of nasty "Thanks, fucker" note
<Samwise> Leth: gad, that's beyond tactless to evil.
<Leth> yeah, I thought it was a prank at first
<Lore> Is there some subtext I'm missing here?
<Leth> lore: yeah, my son was born 3 months early
<Lore> Good heavens. That's the twenty-second bull-ride of bad taste. |
#310923* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jigsy^Vol> Online dating is tough.
<Jigsy^Vol> Every time I meet someone new, I end up in jail. |
#310953* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<subtle> anyone know whether 360 or ps3 isos are easier to hack? file contents and such?
<HdkR> No idea
<flacs> my mom told me hacking is illegal
<HdkR> flacs: What about hacking at a tree?
<flacs> still illegal |
#311023* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< loopback> guys I've lost my PSK key for my corporate VPN, would you be so kind to provide it?
< Llama052> ah you meant to join #NSA for that one
< loopback> I understand, Juniper was not awareComment: #juniper on freenode.net
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#311099* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<•ProjectThoth> DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M MAYONNAISE IN A CAGE
<jclishman> ..
<jclishman> this is what i come back to
<jclishman> srslyComment: #SpaceX on Espernet
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#311183* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aji> I wonder if you can crossbreed a Shibe and a Vaporwave...
<aji> v a p o r w a v e
<aji> s o
<aji> t w s
<aji> h u
<aji> e c l e c t i c
<aji> t o h
<aji> i l
<aji> c r
<aji> e
<aji> t
<aji> r
<aji> m a c i n t o s h |
#311206* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<digitalcircuit> Would someone mind doing a "/me" message, preferably long? Trying to screenshot a new feature...
-*- digitalcircuit realizes that most of the cases where he'd find coloring nicks in action messages useful involve story-based IRC channels with tons of actions.. and it could be rude to take a random snippet of chat and make it public.
-*- TC01 wonders if the above /me message was not sufficiently long enough for a test of this feature but decides the best way he can find that out is by asking the question as part of an obnoxiously long /me message, thus killing two birds with one stone (at least hopefully) although this will make the screenshot kind of strange... oh well.
-*- genii prepares a Note To People Who Drive Cars: When letting someone out of the car on the curb side, pull up to the curb instead of making your passenger open the door into the bicycle lane and nearly killing cyclists. This usually results in irate, often injured cyclists and car passengers, property damage, vehicle damage, stares from pedestrians, and insurance rate hikes. This is if the collision goes well. |
#311216* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LadiesMan> I played metal slug x and I happen to know that aliens DID help the nazis |
#311267* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LordTina> I might be but at the moment my body is complaining loudly about awkwardly moving about 100 pounds of crap
<Kmmnderkoala> ... A HUNDRED POUNDS OF CRAP WTF ARE YOU DOING
<Kmmnderkoala> ...
<Kmmnderkoala> Oh
<Kmmnderkoala> Not literal crap?
<Kmmnderkoala> OOOH THE BED
<Kmmnderkoala> Sssshhh it's basically midnight
<LordTina> LMAO
<LordTina> I'M A FARMER IT WAS MANURE
<LordTina> I NEED TO FERTILIZE MY CROPS
<Kmmnderkoala> IT'S BASICALLY MIDNIGHT
<LordTina> MY PLANTS ARE HUNGRY
<Kmmnderkoala> SHADDUP SHADDUP SHADDUP
<Kmmnderkoala> IT IS BASICALLY MIDNIGHT |
#311297* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chow>: Im eating carrots and spinach
<Chow>: My diet is 80% vegetables
<RedFire1>: i'm playing Contra and Mario Bros.
<RedFire1>: my diet is 80% 8-bit. |
#311408* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<snacky> anyway, the end of civilization will result when researchers lose control of AI spambots. the point of no return is when the spambots understand our own psychology better than we do
<snacky> they quickly hijack all of our communications infrastructure in service to what is, to them, the one true highest goal in the entire universe: getting us to click on their fucking ads
<snacky> yeah. this is also pretty much why we've never made contact with alien life. they were all destroyed by their own creations
<snacky> coming soon, scientists announce discovery that remote galaxies are patterened in a way that carries a coded message reading, "DOCTORS HATE HIM! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK" |
#311419* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@swight> I haven't looked at bash in so long
<@Rjx> I've heard of that site
<+tr3> Rjx, it's heard of you too
<@Rjx> wat
<+tr3> qdb.us
<@Rjx> what about it
<+tr3> has your nick all over it
<@Rjx> wtfComment: #geekissues
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#311448* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jake2> try holding your tongue and say truck 5 times fast!
<Talgie> no
<Jake2> its funny it sounds leik fuck lol
<Talgie> I'm gonna have a kid and name it after you
<Jake2> awww
<Talgie> and beat it
<Jake2> oh...
<Talgie> alot until its 17 and then give it up for adoption
<GiMP> I thought you said you're never gonna have kids
<Talgie> now you know why |
#311484* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< skalnik> Why would someone judge you for ordering a basket of bacon? |
#311546* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fuchs> I'm horny *shows his horns*
<Fuchs> they were £10 and fit quite well |
#311569* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
BadSpoon: I want a job in IT
but I don't want a job in IT
because when you get one, you find out that everyone else is fucking stupid |
#311602* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<F-Man> one time I did it while watching Star Wars (again, really horny) and I reached climax right when the death star blew up |
#311610* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
02:18 CaptainJistuce lights the Kawa-Signal!
02:20 Kawa has joined ##higan
02:22 <@CaptainJistuce> You saw the signal!Comment: Sometimes, timestamps matter.
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#311651* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cupe> fun fact: tim sweeney is now on some list of the world's 500 richest people (and much higher up than gabe newell)
<visy> he's investing his money into buying land in NC
<visy> that piece of news last week showed that mostly to preserve the nature there, which is a good hobby for an ultra-rich guy
<visy> better than Bezos at least ;D
<visy> I'd say that's a pretty damn good way to spend your money
<visy> the other theory of course is that he's getting land for a private Fortnite fight to the death IRL |
#118 (7/492) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC |
#172 (7/456) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal? |
#319 (7/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country |
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