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<pitz> Some make fun of me for not being athletic, but I could catch ANYTHING with my butt. |
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#190621* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
a few minutes of hypnosis and i could convince you your mother is an adding machine
your transaction code is v4b-f665759
you? .. you mean, it's already done?
that's that. now man and machine are one
by mail?
or under the hail
*checks the dipstick*
put that account in arrears
we can't let the children overhear.Comment: talking to a robot
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#190675* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ignore me all you want, but don't pick my nose
you can pick my friend's nose, instead
I'd like to distance myself from those
just reach under here
I'd like to take off all my clothes
probably a good idea; i can see through them anyway
that afternoon you writhed around quite a bit
that's because you turned me on a spit
it was a trial balloon
yeah, in public
*calls for the money shot* |
#196291* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Q: What do you call hair regrowth serum for blacks?
A: Niggaine |
#196816* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<xarxer> I get all fucked up without coffee
<xarxer> I don't know whether thats good or bad
<neptunepink> xarxer: bad
<xarxer> neptunepink: it is?
<neptunepink> xarxer: No, it's actually very good for you. Having addictions is *healthy*
<xarxer> are u a girl? |
#202066* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lord Adam> Also no offence but your old text was easier on the eye
<Rowan> To me it looks like you're using the same font.
<Rowan> I don't know why, I'm assuming you're not
<Rowan> but it's the exact same font.
<Lord Adam> True
<Lord Adam> BUT
<Lord Adam> Mine's purple
<Lord Adam> And I never said mine was good....... which it is...
<Rowan> Okay, why are you using it?
<Lord Adam> ....Shutup, that's why. |
#202404* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
--___--: yo
--___--: yo yo'
joelbutton: I was just playing Call of Duty 4.
--___--: kewl i have a ?
joelbutton: Just got it yesterday.
joelbutton: You have a what?
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joelbutton: Wha?
--___--: Just a ?
joelbutton: ? |
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#204704* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Ryaison: whats up?
Ryaison: or dont answer
Ryaison: thats cool to
Ryaison: not like I was expecting a response
Ryaison: I enjoy asking questions and not getting responses back
Ryaison: thats why I spend most of my time quizing rocks on basic math facts |
#205005* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Joshua> Nic and I always get picked on for sports chat.
<merom> you guys just bored me the fuck to sleep
<merom> thanks
<porkchop> ns merom
<Joshua> You two should rub cocks at the ballet and let the men talk about sports |
#205471* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Orochi> Lol, you're a bastard, gtfo before you're late for goatfuckers anonymous
<Orochi> oh shit, wrong window |
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#208636* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kin> wtf some dude is puking downstairs outside
<Chronopolous> lmao
<wctaiwan> ...
<wctaiwan> this is not a lmao matter
<Chronopolous> everything is a lmao matter
<kin> it's gross
<Chronopolous> unless hes projectile vomiting
<Chronopolous> then its a LMFAO matter |
#209079* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< swedish> dammit
< swedish> this new bitch for the midnight shift better actually
fucking stay, unlike the last guy i trained last week
< swedish> trained for two weeks
< swedish> he worked one night by himself
< swedish> then next day, he came to pick up his check and said he was
moving out of state
< swedish> we have the worst fucking luck finding reliable night
auditors |
#209903* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Samonoske> So what do you require of me before we can begin?
<peer> i reqire a chocolate cake every wednesday night
<peer> :P
<Samonoske> Where should I ship it?
<peer> uhhh
<peer> too.... the white house
<peer> xD |
#214425* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
HyperialGuard: that isn't Bono?
shovel: who gives a shit
shovel: i can't think of anything bono's done cool in 20 years really
shovel: except maybe when he shuts up and keeps to himself, that's pretty cool
HyperialGuard: more idiots should do that. |
#214900* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lucifus> I like my women how i like my coffee.....
<Lucifus> Ground up and in the freezer. |
#215510* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Kenneyennek:Well I started getting really into it, and bit here ear.. then was like..
KenneyenneK:Wait
KenneyenneK:and stopped
KenneyenneK:sat up....
KenneyenneK:And I was like um, I just swalowed your earring.
KenneyenneK: She was like huh? I was like yes, you're ear ring, I'm pretty sure I just swallowed it.
KenneyenneK: And she felt her ear and was like omg, that was a $100.00 ear ring.
KenneyenneK:So right now I got a $100.00 earring
KenneyenneK:just chillin in muh tummy
ChristineEliz21:your fuckin ate up dude hahah |
#217835* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< mavvy> standard yes... coz MS sh*ts on it, and MS usually sh*ts on standards |
#218753* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[CT]Evo_256> That has to be the most unused key on a keyboard
<[CT]Evo_256> Alt gr
<Bobinator2000> yup but:
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<Bobinator2000> phew
<[CT]Evo_256> lol |
#219591* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Crusader|COD4> Time to do a bit of live target shooting with the Barrett .50
<@Catherine> nerd.
<@Crusader|COD4> stfu
<@Crusader|COD4> you get wet watching black hawk down
<@Rob> lmfao
<@Catherine> ...
<@Catherine> ihysmComment: Mugglenet
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