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<jessie> I'm going to put on my skimpiest maternity outfit and go bar hopping.Comment: #fark on irc.irvingnet.net
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<issuez> k thats enough, im done be sappy
<issuez> ill listen to rammstein to counter everything |
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<esmerelda> exactly what is it 28 days later than anyway?
<Antifreez> I don't know. I always figured it was about the menstrual cycle. |
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<dooky> oh and get a bucket of paint and slop it all over her car
<MSIGuy> Yeah.
<Stonefish> dooky: Glue it on the hood, like a Mack Truck bulldog
<Inept> Crazy glue the dildo onto her hood where the hood ornament should be.
<dooky> gluing the dildo do the windshield was a good ideaComment: who needs keys when you have a dildo and epoxy
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benn: ooh a close up of some boobs
adam: haha, 10MB in two minutes
adam: almost as good as boobsComment: geekery
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mactigerz: omg
mactigerz: i had the best idea
mactigerz: Cars...
mactigerz: powered by farts
rodddeeper69: O_O
rodddeeper69: i dunno, that just screams disaster |
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<Hateworkboy> but this is IRC! the R stands for Racism!
<Elyscape> International Racist Communion |
#44392 (6/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Darika Senokah: HEY WILL
Darika Senokah: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS :D
KUSWIL: MAY 7TH!? D:
Darika Senokah: xD
Darika Senokah: Yes but
Darika Senokah: It is also
Darika Senokah: NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY :D
KUSWIL: ...
KUSWIL: Interesting. :o Just before Mother's Day.
KUSWIL: Think about that for a minu- NO ON SECOND THOUGHT DON'T. XD;;;
Darika Senokah: XDDDDD!!!
Darika Senokah: Omg, you are a HORRIBLE person.
KUSWIL: You're just realizing this? :DComment: May 7th is National Masturbation Day!
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<TheFoundation> "Enraged spice miners on Naboo"
<TheFoundation> spice
<TheFoundation> real original
<Cyber> "Our lawyers can't repel plagiarism of THAT magnitude!" |
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<pitz> I'll be there for poo
<pitz> These five words I swear to you
<pitz> When I breathe, I wanna breathe the air of poo
<pitz> I'll be there for poo
<pitz> I'd live and I'd die for poo
<pitz> I'd eat a dump off the ground for poo
<pitz> Words can't say my love for poo
<pitz> I'll... be... there... for... poo |
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<pitz> like a shark to chum, its pitz to cum |
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<pitz> bcow, well yeah pretend. cuz im gay, im 100% not straight right now |
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Sometimes, when I take a shit,
I get that not-so-fresh feeling.
So I hop in the shower and use the sprayer
to rinse out my dirty shithole. |
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<tito> Barack Obama is always talking about change: "I want change!" "We need change!" "There must be change!" "The people want change!" You know who else is constantly begging for change? BUMS.
<tito> Barack Obama is always talking about change: "I want change!" "We need change!" "There must be change!" "The people want change!" You know who else is constantly begging for change? BUMS.<tito> Barack Obama is always talking about change: "I want change!" "We need change!" "There must be change!" "The people want change!" You know who else is constantly begging for change? BUMS.<tito> Barack Obama is always talking about change: "I want change!" "We need change!" "There must be change!" "The people want change!" You know who else is constantly begging for change? BUMS. |
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