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#16008 (6/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ?
<eX|chika|afk> get any cool shit while u were over there, like HIV or Herpies ?
#16563 (6/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Molochai> i wish my g/fwould take a notion and get horny...:P
#16868 (6/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Valkyrie> no, but Westlife is fake
<Valkyrie> Flying without wings?
<Valkyrie> PUHLEAZE
<Valkyrie> more like getting high on KFC
#17300 (6/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Isajeep> I wanna get some of those aguilera short shorts
<Isajeep> I think they'd fit me well
#17355 (6/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stryker> i dunno, RPGs are pretty cool
<bounty> i'm a level 10 mage in planescape
<Stryker> yeah mages are cool at higher levels
<Sonicstorm> i'd level up in asskicking
#17784 (6/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zombie> sisters are good
<Sony> She is fat
<Sony> and she smells
<Sony> like bear
<Zombie> lol
<Zombie> perfect for you
<Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it
<Sony> Wait
<Sony> I mean now
<Sony> no*
#18309 (6/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ferncraft3> !plist
-ChanServ- #warcraft3 peons:
-ChanServ- None.
<Ferncraft3> this is a warcraft channel and we don't have peons?
#20534 (6/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CuZZa> they need to hand out personal jizz screens at Matrix Reloaded
<CuZZa> man i had my jacket on my lap most of last night trying to hide the massive BONER i had
#22147 (6/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GWS-108> #14  90x [ 35K] How to get stuff from xdcc bots (.doc)
#23761 (6/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FUCKEDUP> Yo
<FUCKEDUP> Any oc there p4
<+Vern> ya
<+Vern> i got my 1.7 upto 1.5
#24388 (6/188) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
@JarZ: i want my dad's mirc
@JarZ: uhh
@JarZ: fuck im a geek
@JarZ: MERC
#25605 (7/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@lucid> good warez comes to those who wait ;)
#27527 (6/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xrefusedx> where is sask?
<The_Stuff> canada
<EyeNoAll> (The_Stuff) canada is .CA
<xrefusedx> canada? hrmmm never heard of that before.
<The_Stuff> your kiddin me
<The_Stuff> where you from
<xrefusedx> saskatchewan
<xrefusedx> :P
<The_Stuff> must have been your teachers that gave you that nick :P
#28484 (6/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IONIZE> asl sta_hi
<sta_hi> no, cable modem.
#28877 (6/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild-> oh its the hives that sing it
<wild-> i get confused by all these 'the' bands
#29386 (6/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Supachikn> can anyone offer advice on how to de-scratch a cd?
<Supachikn> both small, medium, and large scratches
<JohnMK> Meguiars #7 or somesuch
<JohnMK> groups.google.com it
<JohnMK> I bought something at Software Etc. or whatever that seems to work pretty well
<wildboar> yeah I know this guy that bought the big pro scratch remover machines
<wildboar> and I smelled the stuff
<wildboar> and I was like wtf that is the meguiars #7 showcar glaze I use on my car
<Supachikn> so just this car-polish and a buffing with a soft cloth?
<Seed> a little jizz on the cloth won't hurt too
<Supachikn> :( I'm all dry at the moment
Comment: #hydrogenaudio on freenode
#29399 (6/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloone> you've been a gamer for quite some time i hear
<homerj_> that's "gay man"
#29586 (6/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.
<+Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9.
Comment: #dpi
#29633 (6/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<innocent-eyez> i have a love/hate relationship with morons...
<innocent-eyez> i love to mock their stupidity and hate them for being stupid at the same time
#31143 (6/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> i think i just farted at about 25 hz
#31260 (6/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate.
#31338 (6/376) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<d4n> i want more biscuits
<d4n> no i dont!
<d4n> yes i do!
<d4n> no i dont!
<ror> !?!?!?
<d4n> !!!
<d4n> interior monologue wibble
#31932 (6/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[noam]> this fucking downhill pinball bingo fucking shit in fucking sonic heroes is fucking rediculous
<[noam]> GOD
<[noam]> U JUST FALL OFF THE FUCKIN GBORED
<[noam]> JUST FALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST FUCKIN GROLL OFF THE END AND FUCKIN GFUALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST ROLL OFF THE FUCKING HILL AND COMITT SUICIDE
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U
<[noam]> SONIC THEN KNUCKLES THEN TAILS
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U ECHIDNA COCKSUCKERS
<splice> do i see a controller throw in your future
<[noam]> splice i actually have a controller next to me
<[noam]> with the chord cut off
<[noam]> so i can throw it
#32730 (6/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Bringa> war3 is much more rewarding.. you need to actually MATCH UP against other real opponents
<@Bringa> you develop some sort of skill
<@Bringa> and measure it with other people
<@Bringa> whereas in Diablo2 it's like penis vs hand
< Nens> lol
<@Bringa> stroke stroke stroke click click oh look I came a Grandfather.
< Nens> multiplayer masterbation is good :p
<@Bringa> Great
<@Bringa> then you get together with others and compare cumstains.
< Nens> lol
<@Bringa> Yeah it's great and all at first
<@Bringa> novelty value
<@Bringa> but once the stink sets in...
#32976 (6/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AdamBishop> I also pronounce "lieutenant" the British way, as we're supposed to, but most people don't...
<kingturtle2> is lieutenant pronounced al-OOOOOOO-MIN-eee-um?
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