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<weezyl> I figured I'd just fellate my students for the protein. |
#8023 (6/398) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kt> i need a job, badly.
<kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people
<kt> i mean go to the unemployment office. |
#8031 (6/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iggypop> licking my own sweaty balls > quicktime |
#8347 (6/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation |
#8605 (6/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds |
#8837 (6/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ez> School books are fun to sell.
<Ez> and will be forever
<Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and so on... |
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<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :) |
#9008 (6/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case." |
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<Burnquist__> : /msg NickServ@services.dal.net IDENTIFY jillhanna
<Burnquist__> fuck
*** Burnquist__ (FBI@TeraPro33-41.cable-lynx.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by ne14a69))) |
#9372 (6/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<treph> I have my computer
<treph> and
<treph> no job.
<treph> > i
<treph> You are carrying:
<treph> a computer
<treph> no job |
#9642 (6/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music |
#9662 (6/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps
arkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom. |
#10289 (6/194) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<purr> nah, i'm gonna wait for him to come to me
<Sorcerer> the scene from Gladiator comes to mind
<Sorcerer> "I caught wind of a fish that waits on the bottom of the ocean for it's prey to take a nibble"
<Sorcerer> "The prey nibbles more and yet, the fish does nothing..."
<purr> Oh well, as long as I end up eaten in the end ;p |
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<jej> if you dated me, you would've recognized me, and stopped talking to
me by now. |
#10749 (6/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<davidc> we will set you up a refuse where you can make PHP5 if you ever have to flee the country!
<[Rizz]> start a fund "bring zeev to the UK"
<@Zeev> I'd rather die than make PHP 5.0, thank you :) |
#10916 (6/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman? |
#11876 (6/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside
<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club
<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by
<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day |
#13325 (6/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Apocalypse23x> dids you noitiuce hitting yourself ehwne drunk dont hurt |
#13463 (6/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( Webmaster ) I'm researching cheats for my webpage in counter strike anyone that knows how to use them, plz msg me.
( jeremy ) i know how to use the ejaculator3.45 cheat
( +Webmaster ) what does it do?
( +Webmaster ) and how do i use it
( +jeremy ) it turns everyone bright white |
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<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right?
<Flirbnic> No, it's 'headphones'. |
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<Sumez> Echythus is just a weak wizard. He doesn't want to retake the world.
<Sumez> He doesn't even have the power to enslave all humans.
<Twilo> Hitler didn't have magice powers but he took Poland. |
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<Nall> ...you know what's funny? I was expecting to hit my rock bottom a few minutes ago
<Nall> And yet... here I am, talking about scribbling vaginas on my chest in order to spooge on myself |
#14788 (6/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<s___> nair is scary
<s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store
<s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something |
#15415 (6/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Helios> Guess what I've got in my hand RIGHT NOW
<niff|n> "his penis"
* anavrinny blinks
<anavrinny> tetris? :P
<Helios> and my penis
<Helios> I am rubbing it against the tetris
<niff|n> lucky you rin!
<curious> He won't say whether he's a four-square long man or a _|_ shaped one.
<Helios> ____| |
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<rixon> I remember calling BBS's on my party line.
<rixon> my neighbors house burned down, and they couldnt call the FD cause we were online.
<rixon> 3 ppl died.
<rixon> that sucked. |
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