QDB: Quote #309792
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This quote has been fermenting for 11 years and has been voted on 25 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 28.4% chance of being approved.

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pip: decided to take a break from writing and make myself a gatorade [using powdered mix]
pip: hoo doggy is that canister disgusting
zashi: it's just absorbed moisture out of the air
zashi: it's still too much sugar for bacterial/fungal growth
pip: doesn't make it not gross
pip: looked like oompa loompa poo
zashi: why would you assume oompa loompa poo would be orange?
zashi: I'm not black and shiny like pudding
pip: no i mean like if i ate a bunch of oompa loompas then poo'd
Comment: my wife, ladies and gentlemen
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