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#300058 (5/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Mirell> Your mom's a non-profit! I can deduct my contributions to her!
< Pomax> Hold on a minute there, mister. Who said my mom was non-profit.
< Mirell> I did
< Pomax> Well I advise you to check with the chamber of commerce before you make such statements.
< Mirell> Your mom's a for-profit entity! That means my contributions to her get doubly-taxed as it passes through the layers!
< Mirell> Doesn't work as well
< Pomax> I'm sure we can somehow make it work.
< Pomax> Yo momma so fo' profit, any contribution to her gets taxed three times!
< Pomax> or something.
< Mirell> ...that was good, sir. |
#300078* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ProjecT TimeZ: lol they made gh0 and retro mods
ProjecT TimeZ: :D
El Gappo: nah gh0 was actually their best choice
ProjecT TimeZ: lol really?
El Gappo: he might be a crazy fool but he knows alot of usefull/less stuff ;)
ProjecT TimeZ: lol
wldfire99: i had no idea
wldfire99: gho is a dick
El Gappo: its been up for weeks
El Gappo: lol
El Gappo: only a little bit
Andrew T. D.: I am a dick to you, because you are not knowledable enough to determine information for yourself.
ProjecT TimeZ: hahaha
El Gappo: ^little bit
ProjecT TimeZ: slayed
NCspecV81: well fuck a duck
wldfire99: lol is andrew t d gho? |
#300096* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Meta> Just highlight me and I might talk. :p
< Visage> Hah, here it is, 10:30 at night, and I'm messing aruond with 6502 assembly.
< Visage> Time for a PB&J methinks.
< Visage> Meta, When you aren't sleeping of course. :)
< Meta> Exactly
< Visage> And you already get highlighted a billion times a day.
< Meta> Or attending pointless job interviews
* Visage says meta tags are useless.
* Meta says Visage tags are useless
< Visage> They are.
< Visage> Unless you're in my namespace. Oh snap.
< Meta> I'm in ur namespace, creatin' tags |
#300103* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Waldo> So, I tried Trojan Ecstasy....
<Ardinadi> And?
<Waldo> It doesnt work..
<Ardinadi> O wow really? Bummer. But what do you mean it doesnt work?
<Waldo> I tried masturbating in it but it was so slippery! |
#300104* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JEFFRY> ♪I like that long haired thick red bone. Open up them legs, that filet mignon, That Pussy!♪
<Lucas> What are you singing?
<JEFFRY>Every Girl by Lil Wayne
<Lucas> Oh
<JEFFRY>Yea
<JEFFRY> Soo..
<JEFFRY>Dude...
<JEFFRY>Ugh..
*Lucas Has Left DigiChat*
<JEFFRY>Fuck it....
<JEFFRY> Noone chats anymore
*No, Your just an ass*
<JEFFRY> The fuck!? |
#300106* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sxh> btw
<sxh> my new goal
<sxh> grow weed for willie nelson |
#300116* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gakos:##c> Zhivago, I need to avoid [hash function] collisions every time i add a new entry in cache.
<Wulf_> gakos: why, what bad happens when something collides?
<boris``> depends on your momentum
<s_cube> and mass! |
#300129* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<altoid> how thick will be the ban stick if i do that in #defocus?
<Javacat> if richih is awake.. -2 seconds
<fow> Did you just specify a thickness with units "seconds"?Comment: ##socialites
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#300144* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Samanth0r> Stormscape, quick, reroute power to the anti-matter chamber and I'll bypass the secondary relays and we'll use the aditional power to shunt reserve energy to t he main deflector dish thereby creating an advancaued decyonic beam capable of blowing up a borg cube! 'THATS GENIUS JUST LIKE PUTTING AIR INTO A CAT AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS!' |
#300193* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
sp0rk: peen0r
shitz0nfl00r: cawk
lord_hennessy: Johnson
theunnamed: THE UNDERTAKER
theunnamed: at least, that's what i call mine
theunnamed: i go 6 feet deep baby ;DComment: this was a bit random
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#300314* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
James mars is simply unable to grasp the basic concept of homosexuality
slain teach her about your ways james |
#300322* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Vrooom] what would you rather own? daewoo matiz or chevrolet matiz
[Metis] a kick in the groin |
#300325* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Isamu|Wii - tezticles need lovin too
Isamu|Wii - lets give them a school girl |
#300383* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
MarcTruant: I'd like to get HER pregnant, if you know what I mean |
#300398* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(&invalid) Anybody wanna sell an AMD Sempron 3000+ PC?
(&invalid) I need a processor.
(&invalid) ;(
(&invalid) Y'know what sucks?
(&invalid) Shitting out digested jalapeno peppers.
(&invalid) Mother fuckers burn your asshole damn near shut.
(&invalid) .. and how I went from AMD processors to shitting jalapeno peppers is beyond me. |
#300400* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FreeFull> Ok, this is fucking strange
<FreeFull> Move your arm so it goes behind your neck but so the top of your hand is in front of your mouth
<FreeFull> Blow air on it.
<FreeFull> It will be fucking upside-down
<FreeFull> Ah, nvm
<FreeFull> It was just the way I was blowing |
#300401* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lewwy> i wonder if i scared the girls off for the pc building after i started referring to it as "wild unprotected pc building" |
#300409* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Chris: i had to write a fucking 6 page psychology report on eating disorders yesterday
Chris: it made me hungry as shit
BadSpoon: even the bulimia part?
Chris: yeah. |
#300417* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to theacolyte
* theacolyte sets ban on *!*@host81-158-219-197.range81-158.btcentralplus.com
* Eladar (n=Eladar@host81-158-219-197.range81-158.btcentralplus.com) has left ##windows (requested by theacolyte: "you should know better")
* theacolyte removes channel operator status from theacolyte
<theacolyte> That's for almost getting me fired.
<theacolyte> Don't click that link please.
<CoJaBo-Aztec> theacolyte: You havent learned not to click those?! LOL |
#300436* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ichiruka> alright
<Ichiruka> done with staminahs
<Ichiruka> I don't think Im forgetting anything
<Ichiruka> so sleep
<Ichiruka> night
<Ichiruka> hey Quan
<%Quan> hi
<Ichiruka> good night
<%Quan> gnight lol
* Quits: Ichiruka (Quit: )
<%Kale> that sounded so much like he needed someone to say goodnight to him
<%Quan> i thought so too |
#300440* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chadius> If I ever wanted to practice taking out security cameras, I would go to walmart because they have the widest selection |
#300447* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eighteen> shooting is for gays
<Simplex> shooting loads is for gays.
<Karl> eighteen has been on many shooting sprees. |
#300459* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wembley1> oh hay I got accepted to bellevue college
<wembley1> this is the proudest day of my life
<wembley1> take that, people whose credit card is invalid |
#300520* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Stranger: heey x
You: greetings!
Stranger: whats your name??
You: My real name or the one I tell strangers on the Internet?
Stranger: real
You: Jack McCoy |
#300530* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< tor]{> Obama is implementing some white racial zulu handshaking bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay..all the while staring at the chinese cock.. |
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