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#295516* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mithos: My mom grounded me for being gay. |
#295532* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(vampirenena): feed me
(Rancid): You want me...to feed you?
(vampirenena): yes
(Rancid): Feed you?
(vampirenena): make me food
(Rancid): oh food
(vampirenena): ....
(vampirenena): i won't even ask
(Rancid): *makes you a sandwich
(Rancid): Butter?
(vampirenena): mayo
(Rancid): Mayo?
(vampirenena): yes mayo
(Rancid): rotfl
(vampirenena): what?
(Rancid): Nothin
(vampirenena): tell me what's so funny you ass
(Rancid): lol its nothin
(vampirenena): no if you laughed it's something
(vampirenena): im hungrrrrrry
(Rancid): *has pies
(vampirenena): i h8s you
(Rancid): Dont you have a pie? like a cherry pie?
(vampirenena): no
(Rancid): rotfl
(vampirenena): not funny
(vampirenena): why are you laughing?
(vampirenena): cause i don;t have pie?
(Rancid): ROTFL
(Rancid): Oh boy
(vampirenena): what?
(Rancid): its nothing
(vampirenena): are you being perverted?
(vampirenena): because it is too early in the morning for this
(vampirenena): is that why you found mayo so funny?
(vampirenena): you fucking sick bastard |
#295539* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Danae> It's not small if your ass is just too loose to feel it.
<Danae> Technically.
<Xerxes> danae, you know this from experience? |
#295565* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Beefster [Beefster@ecnet-5BFD5A49.hsd1.co.comcast.net] entered the room.
*** mode (+ao Beefster Beefster) by Ozzy
Beefster has changed the topic to: Let there be a topic!
<&Beefster> And Beefster saw that topic that it was good. :P |
#295571* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rga24> macs are for programming ipods
<rga24> and iphones
<rga24> in something weird called objectionable c
<rga24> and making useful farting applications |
#295585* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[quote=dafunks]<+ThirdKey> whats the slap command on here
<+ThirdKey> /slap
<+ThirdKey> ?
<+ThirdKey> haha
! kernowgringo slaps ThirdKey with a large Trout
<~dafunks> ThirdKey: you type
<~dafunks> /server slap name
>> ThirdKey [~ThirdKey@C75CFD23.700C8D70.507617B3.IP] has quit [[P2P] Quit: ThirdKey]
<~dafunks> PWNT[/quote] |
#295610* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gr33n3gg> microblogging sucks
<chrisaw> s/microblogging/blogging :P
<Gr33n3gg> meh, i'll build my own microblogging site
<anonymoose`> blogging sucks
<anonymoose`> except when i blogged your mom
<Gr33n3gg> smurf you man
<anonymoose`> smurf? thats so 1998
<Gr33n3gg> thats what she said.
<Gr33n3gg> i need to get better comebacks... |
#295795* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
v0kal Says to jim33: u got smooth lips?
jim33 u got lips coverd in cum
v0kal Says to jim33: haha yeh ur sisters
jim: fuk u
jim: vokal ill fukin stab u
jim: if i new were u were
jim: dnt say sht bout my sister
v0kal Says to jim33: lmao not polite to pic on downys? |
#295848* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Apophis> You know the Beatles song Come Together?
<Apophis> It proves I'm a nerd
<Apophis> It was on the radio the other day and when it got to the line "He say one and one and one is three"
<Apophis> And I was thinking, "or it could be seven... or 1 AND 1 AND 1 AND is 1" |
#295877* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Fisker-> lua> cock.huge
< lua_bot> Fisker-: luabot:1: attempt to index global 'cock' (a nil value) |
#295885* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shinaku> So, I was perusing though the thesaurus earlier. |
#295893* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xenocide> TheGeekLord, you're like the MMA pro's of the interwebz.
<Xenocide> I'd shit my pants if you messed with me too. |
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<WildPS2King> Raise your hand if you have ever been pwned!
<dino340> yay netsplit!!!!
<dino340> that was a good one |
#295901* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
%Akiros • i made 200 dollars today
%Akiros • win
%Akiros • my ass is chaffed hardcore though
%Akiros • oh wow
%Akiros • that sounded BAD
%Akiros • i'm a waiterComment: irc.lessthanthree.us
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#295903* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mib_m24nwc> Anyone on a mac?
<Boriss> mib_m24nwc: i am
<IH|lecture> boooo
<Boriss> wanna fight about it
<IH|lecture> Boriss: oh come on
<IH|lecture> you know how mac fighting goes
<IH|lecture> you talk the talk, then you turn out to be shit at fighting and translucent
<IH|lecture> then you get hormone instabilities
<fahadsadah> IH|lecture: It's called iFighting.
<IH|lecture> haha
<fahadsadah> And it's shiny, white, and costs 50x more than it's worth.
<IH|lecture> fahadsadah: so its like sex then
<IH|lecture> the risk of getting pregnant, jizz.. so on |
#296063* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~pingu> u know
<~pingu> someone just told me that linkin park's Bleed it out is about a tampon
<~pingu> and i think hes right
<~pingu> "bleed it out, dig it in deeper, just to throw it away" |
#296349* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
12:14 <+Heatpack> IRC IS IN MY BLOOD
12:14 -!- Heatpack
[Heatpack@laffmobile-AA0889D9.nrflva.east.verizon.net] has
quit [Quit: YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES]
12:15 < Evan> lol?
12:15 < Evan> IRC IS IN MY BLOOD
12:15 <&silvertear> blood type: IRCComment: Powerprecision Networks
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#296404* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
10:46 < go|dfish> n e cybar????
10:46 < Aff|n|ty> are you in a wheelchair
10:46 < go|dfish> yes
10:47 < Aff|n|ty> then no, no cyber. I'm not an equal opportunity sexual deviant
10:48 < go|dfish> o
10:46 < go|dfish> n e cybar????
< Aff|n|ty> are you in a wheelchair
< go|dfish> yes
< Aff|n|ty> then no, no cyber. I'm not an equal opportunity sexual deviant
< go|dfish> o |
#296604* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
aesthetic: this easter, i want to go around and sneak into people's houses
aesthetic: and leave chocolate bunnies in their toilets
peniwize: wtf?
peniwize: holy shit
peniwize: I just GPF'd
aesthetic: lolol
peniwize: wait...
peniwize: like in the bathroom on the shitter
peniwize: or actually IN the toilet?
aesthetic: not poops
aesthetic: real chocolate bunnies
aesthetic: but where the poop goes
peniwize: wow, dude
peniwize: nice
aesthetic: what would you do if you saw a chocolate bunny in your shitter?
peniwize: probably check muh cornhole fer fractures
aesthetic: the best part would be
aesthetic: someone takes it out and throws it away
aesthetic: then someone comes by and thinks, "why did someone throw away this perfectly good chocolate bunny"?
aesthetic: or pulls it out and forgets it on a counter
aesthetic: eventually, it's "mmm, bunny", and I'd die laughing
aesthetic: if I pulled one out of a shitter and someone ate it
aesthetic: I'd never tell them
aesthetic: not for like, 2 years
peniwize: LOL
peniwize: you bastard
peniwize: suddenly i don't feel all that crazy |
#296665* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Zuu: while everything is easy, it still has to be done... just like your mom :P
leeguy92: and how! |
#296698* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"after a million tries with the fuckin youtube comment confirmation, i forget what i was going to say"-
mistermuffin420 |
#296730* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bbelt16ag> hi peeps
<bbelt16ag> I am sure some of you have noticed that entry level in the IT area of expertise no longer means, no experience necessary
<bbelt16ag> I am curious how to resolve my situation . which is I don't have years of experience, or certifications
<bbelt16ag> and am unable to find work in my field
<Gr33n3gg> Eat watermelon. |
#296789* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hp> speaking of which, whats with you lezzin out in your msn pic
<%Tex> Thats Jason |
#296840* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
r3: Sometimes, I pretend to be a girl on Pandora.
r3: I create a new station picking a song name, and when it says "I'm creating a station with <song-name>", I click on "Hey, that's not what I wanted!"
r3: over and over again |
#296881* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kit says:
He totally took pity on me and spoon-fed me 3 of the problems.
Kit says:
But it was valid, because I was absent the day he explained them.
馬鹿。　　だめです&# 65281; 俺が月語を話しません says:
Lame. Back in my day, they gave you blinders, and chained your head to the desk. If you looked up, a bell went off, and the teacher took your test away. There was none of this "ask the Teacher" crap.
Kit says:
Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles through the ghetto to school, in the snow, uphill both ways.
馬鹿。　　だめです&# 65281; 俺が月語を話しません says:
Of course, everyone says that's impossible, but they didn't realize that we got on the bus, so it could take us down hill the opposite direction, and we LIKED it! Called it the Hell bus, 'cause it took us down. Course, back then, we didn't have none of this "going to hell" crap. If you were bad, the preacher'd come out of his church, and he'd lay a whoopin on you, like it was his business.
Kit says:
Did he play hide-the-sausage under your choir robe?
馬鹿。　　だめです&# 65281; 俺が月語を話しません says:
And that's another thing. Preachers, these days, with their sodomy and child-rapin'. Why, when I was a kid, I was raped by preachers every Sunday. Hell, called it catechism. Used to come in an hour early to church, just so I could get my raping in. We used to call it "God's touch", and we'd line up for it. None of this "call the papers, my son's been molested" crap. And that's another thing
馬鹿。　　だめです&# 65281; 俺が月語を話しません says:
Papers, these days. Never read such guff. Why, I used to write for the paper, Headline used to say, "Man runs Stop sign, gets eaten by bear" That was true justice, none of this "Rape choir-boys, and get away scot-free" crap they have nowadays.
馬鹿。　　だめでӕ 7;！ 俺が月語を話しません says:
Used to make a lynch mob. We'd chase bad preachers out of town. Hell, they chased ME out of town. Uphill, no less.
Kit says:
Does any of this have a point? I am now confused |
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