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<Pseudomocha> No one is too happy to wang tomatoes. |
#265072* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kri> my audacious have turned purple for some reason.
<kri> its a little cute but feels kind of unstable...
<Soliton> it's embarrassed by the music it has to play. |
#265638* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Joshua
hey i need some advice?
mattmj23
whats up
Joshua
i just bought a cadilac what shoud i do?
mattmj23
i think " throw some D's on that bitch"
Joshua
interesting....thats what ill do then thanks
mattmj23
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#266639* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<adith`nakal`bdg> Dear Lorraine,
<adith`nakal`bdg> Yes, we interesting want buy.
<adith`nakal`bdg> But my company only using credit card as payment for order overseas,because for send the money above $2000 must permission to the government this for avoid the money laundry.
<adith`nakal`bdg> If take careing you agree to help the my order process, If take careing you frown on its I can understand. Help to advise to the this matter me. i hope hear from you soon.
<adith`nakal`bdg> Thank you.
<adith`nakal`bdg> Best Regards,Comment: by elo
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#267993* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@RHJunior> .... you know, for the longest time I couldnt figure out why the heck English people had TEA with their biscuits.
<@RHJunior> Biscuits you have either with butter and jelly, or better yet, GRAVY.
<@RHJunior> and tea should be cold, sweet enough to stand a spoon up in, and served in a tall glass.
< TLD> biscuits = cookies for them iirc
<@RHJunior> durned furriners.Comment: from #questortales on nightstar
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#270031* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cdecl> holy fucking shit microsoft. the calling convention is correct. nothing is wrong
<Dslrocks10> ?
<cdecl> visual studio is just bitching
<Dslrocks10> lmfao |
#270514* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mngrif_> 03:06 -!- idle : 3 days 23 hours 14 mins 15 secs
< mngrif> i think that's a personal best!
-!- You're now known as mngrif
* mngrif resumes idling
<@heart> :]
<@heart> stamina! |
#270686* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<quickfive> so i’m browsing thepiratebay.. and i stumble across this: “Mexican watermelon selling wetback slut gets thirsty under hot afternoon sun and decides to suck a innocent horse dry”
<quickfive> i kinda wanna see it |
#270969* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nods65> And grounded
<zlh32> well dont masterbate whilst looking at ur sister in the shower
<Nods65> The whole of the brisbane airport that is |
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InfernalTempestX: i made a promise to myself back in 6th grade that i'd never read the bible. |
#274655* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VISTA> Wait, you've done that before?
<Aragon1029> done what?
<VISTA> Fingered a minor and broken your G-String
<VIISTA> You sick bastard!
<Aragon1029> xD |
#279132* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DR3NCH: You can fly out either 8 in the morning or 2 in the afternoon..for January 6th.
Samelia: 2 in the morning would be better.
Samelia: That way I wouldn't have to wake up so God damn early.
DR3NCHh: Samelia: 2 in the morning would be better.
DR3NCH: Samelia: 2 in the _morning_ would be better.
Samelia: Afternoon.
DR3NCH: xD
Samelia: I'm smart.
Samelia: You think that's bad?
Samelia: I was writing my name..
Samelia: But it wasn't Sabrina.
Samelia: It looked like Sabrinc. |
#279218* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
do you look thru keyholes to catch a view of my tits?
> you've said that before
all the time, honey
> are you hyper-sexualized?
did you throw momma from the train?
> torture-porn
no, but i saw the movie
* put lots of tooth in it, too
> normalization of basic human instinct?
or it gets the hose again |
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<The_Si> So I honestly good enough to use beach recognition
<The_Si> ....
<The_Si> D:< |
#279491* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I really Liked This SiteComment: I really Liked This Site
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#283384* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Raikoh: of course I like oral
Raikoh: that doesnt mean I have to enjoy 69
Raikoh: i don't want to open my eyes and be staring right up a girl's anus
Raikoh: "Oh, hey! When did you have KFC?"
Raikoh: kinda kills the mood |
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<Dereck> they should just call it The Channel because there's no way anything they air is classified anywhere near "learning" |
#285608* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<flinginmonkey> quick! what starts with 'I' and is in the ocean?!
<pebkac> an iguana in distress? |
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Lasukie: HI IM A WINDOWS 2003 SERVER. I HAVE THE UP TIME OF AN OLD MAN WHO CAN'T AFFORD VIAGRA. WATCH ME CRASH EVERY TWO HOURS ON THE HOUR WHILE YOUR DOING IMPORTANT THINGS. FEED ME MORE NETWORK RESOURCES. That is all. |
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Great Persona On the WebsiteGreat WorkComment: Great Persona On the WebsiteGreat Work
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#292607* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Arch_Laughter: the ipod touch has an infinite amount of applications
Captain Woody: i know
Arch_Laughter: its essentially an awesome ipod/zune
Arch_Laughter: zune can only connect to pc though
Arch_Laughter: but with any appple product you get itunes...
Captain Woody: why the hell would you insult the zune by connecting it to a mac? |
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ScratchFromStart: wow, i spend way too much time on the internet.
anna: yes
ScratchFromStart: i'm looking up on youtube Salsa dance routines since i have salsa class this week.
ScratchFromStart: one of the suggested videos on the front page is a clip from the old street fighter movie.
ScratchFromStart: this triggers my memory about power rangers i watched when i was a kid.
ScratchFromStart: so i start looking up on youtube
ScratchFromStart: power rangers
anna: haha
ScratchFromStart: i watch the old intro music video to the power rangers and i see the casts' names appear.
ScratchFromStart: then went toimdb to see where the actors are
ScratchFromStart: looked up my favorite ranger (the black ranger)
ScratchFromStart: then read on the trivia that he doesnt have a middle finger on his left hand
anna: interesting
ScratchFromStart: so i looked up on google to see pictures because i never noticed
ScratchFromStart: found his official website
ScratchFromStart: found out he's a salsa dancer now in LA
ScratchFromStart: and teaches classes
ScratchFromStart: what....the fuck. |
#294363* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Soul_keeper> 39% more realestate going from 1600x1200 to 2048x1536
<Soul_keeper> 3.5" more horizontal screenspace and 2.5" more verticle by moving my res from 1600x1200 to 2048x1536
[2 minutes of silence]
<Soul_keeper> so basically i'm talking to myself
<PovAddict> yup
<Rookie_69> I'm not really listening.
<xcamel> ditto
<xcamel> laterz..
<Soul_keeper> i don't like any of you anywaysComment: freenode/#boinc
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<Gr33n3gg> i'm pretty sure i have solidified sweat on my mouse
<Gr33n3gg> i was picking at it the other day
<Gr33n3gg> right where my thumb, index, ring & pinky finger sit.
<Gr33n3gg> pretty gross; half crusty half gooey. |
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kristopher: a burger does sound great.
Nic: A BURGER WOULD MAKE ME IRATE
kristopher: nic is a vegetarianate
Nic: I only eat cock
Nic: vegetable cock |
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