#296881* (?/21) ⚐Flag Kit says:
He totally took pity on me and spoon-fed me 3 of the problems.
Kit says:
But it was valid, because I was absent the day he explained them.
馬鹿。  だめです&# 65281; 俺が月語を話しません says:
Lame. Back in my day, they gave you blinders, and chained your head to the desk. If you looked up, a bell went off, and the teacher took your test away. There was none of this "ask the Teacher" crap.
Kit says:
Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles through the ghetto to school, in the snow, uphill both ways.
馬鹿。  だめです&# 65281; 俺が月語を話しません says:
Of course, everyone says that's impossible, but they didn't realize that we got on the bus, so it could take us down hill the opposite direction, and we LIKED it! Called it the Hell bus, 'cause it took us down. Course, back then, we didn't have none of this "going to hell" crap. If you were bad, the preacher'd come out of his church, and he'd lay a whoopin on you, like it was his business.
Kit says:
Did he play hide-the-sausage under your choir robe?
馬鹿。  だめです&# 65281; 俺が月語を話しません says:
And that's another thing. Preachers, these days, with their sodomy and child-rapin'. Why, when I was a kid, I was raped by preachers every Sunday. Hell, called it catechism. Used to come in an hour early to church, just so I could get my raping in. We used to call it "God's touch", and we'd line up for it. None of this "call the papers, my son's been molested" crap. And that's another thing
馬鹿。  だめです&# 65281; 俺が月語を話しません says:
Papers, these days. Never read such guff. Why, I used to write for the paper, Headline used to say, "Man runs Stop sign, gets eaten by bear" That was true justice, none of this "Rape choir-boys, and get away scot-free" crap they have nowadays.
馬鹿。  だめでӕ 7;! 俺が月語を話しません says:
Used to make a lynch mob. We'd chase bad preachers out of town. Hell, they chased ME out of town. Uphill, no less.
Kit says:
Does any of this have a point? I am now confused |