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<@jrvc> oh my god, I might have to kill this girl.
<@jrvc> I'm trying to explain what Skyrim is to her, and I called it "medieval GTA" (I know that's completely wrong, but I had to draw some kind of analogy)
< Rokke> use game of thrones
<@jrvc> She says she hates GTA (understandable), I say that I just mean that it's open-world, beyond that, they have nothing in common.
<@jrvc> She says, get this
<@jrvc> "Well I don't like sci fi shit"
<@jrvc> I say "Medieval does not equal sci-fi"
< Rokke> ...
<@jrvc> She just responds "same thing"
<@jrvc> I might just go down to whatever shitpile Bible-belt state she lives in
<@jrvc> and decapitate her
< Mondale> so you're probably screwed if you describe it as an rpg
< Werv> I recommend a knife
< Werv> Just a single poke
< Werv> Push it up into her diaphragm
< Werv> Twist
< Werv> Andscrape it against her tissues as you pull out the blade
<@jrvc> dude what the fuck
Comment: #fountainpens
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