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Mittim> Also, while reading a site that collects amusing quotes from religious fundamentalists, I found this
<Mittim> >The slide down the slippery slope accelerates at breakneck speed. What awaits us at the bottom isn't gay marriage alone -- which is merely a way station -- but a sexual totalitarian state (replete with Diversity Gestapo) in which dissent from the gay agenda will be ruthlessly suppressed.
<Mittim> SEXUAL TOTALITARIAN STATE
<Mittim> ...well, the nazis WERE well-dressed
<Kusaryuu> But... won't that die out in a single generation?
<Kusaryuu> Unless they're also... gasp... allowing IVF
* daarzo666 also waves, but is a bit slow
<daarzo666> The fundamentalists could just repopulate, they're good at that
<Tzarnal> <Mittim> SEXUAL TOTALITARIAN STATE <- i'm not sure what this means but it sounds like a good premise for a movie
<Kusaryuu> Or something by Jack Chick
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State would be the best movie
<Mittim> It needs at least one lesbian nazi
<Mittim> ...no, dozens of them
<Kusaryuu> Imagine that, The Gay Blade crossed with Minority Report
<Mittim> yes
<Kusaryuu> Or Blade Runner, where they reprogram straight people into gay
<Mittim> The Gay Blade was such a cool title for a totally generic chick tract
<recon> I haev no idea what to do today.
<Mittim> Yes, and the Voight-Kampf test detects straights
<Mittim> ...probably needs a name like the Voight-Camp test
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<Mittim> (also the book was better)
<Kusaryuu> Combine the name into the Coight test
<daarzo666> books are almost always better, for people who like books
<Mittim> The Gay Blade was basically "dude becomes GAY, his life is HORRIBLE, he repents and discovers Christ", pretty much
<Mittim> Kusanryuu isn't nearly extreme enough
<Mittim> GAY CLONING VATS MADE FROM STEM CELL BABIES
<Mittim> *Kusanryuu, that isn't
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<Kusaryuu> Actually, even more like Blade Runner. Forced gayness has wiped out the population, so now all that's left are self-perpetuating gaybots.
<Mittim> Gay babies just heiling the fuhrer left and right
<Kusaryuu> With false memories, that don't know they arn't human.
<Mittim> ...wow
<Mittim> That's incredible, it's deep, meta, AND weird
<Mittim> We just need the right director
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<Kusaryuu> Michael Bay, to keep people entertained with slow-mo explsions between the gaybot robosex
<Kusaryuu> Also, imagine an army of lesbian Megan Fox
<Mittim> nazi lesbian Megan Fox
<Mittim> Sexual TOTALITARIAN State, remember?
<Kusaryuu> Sorry, didn't go hard enough
<Mittim> and their Big Brother/Hitler/Stalin equivalent is a super-hard-gay leather wearing mustachioed man
<PurpleXVI> ...
<PurpleXVI> Oh boy, I look in here and Tim is talking about sex.
<PurpleXVI> What is going ON here.
<Kusaryuu> Something magical
<Mittim> No, I am talking about the best movie ever made.
<PurpleXVI> > <Tzarnal> <Mittim> SEXUAL TOTALITARIAN STATE <- i'm not sure what this means but it sounds like a good premise for a movie
<PurpleXVI> Actually it sounds more like a punk rock band.
<PurpleXVI> Or CD.
<Tzarnal> that works too
<Kusaryuu> Imagine the music videos
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State would also be a fucking sweet name for a band
<Mittim> but as a movie, it's pure gold
<daarzo666> Great Leader suddenly gets a whole new meaning
<PurpleXVI> Sexual Totalitarian State: 9th-level Wizard spell.
<Kusaryuu> Pretty sure Wish covers that
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State would just make a sweet brand name in general
<PurpleXVI> > brand name
<Mittim> I'm copyrighting it and making it my website name
<recon> PurpleXVI: what the fuck did I just walk into?
<PurpleXVI> Sexual Totalitarian Footwear
<Mittim> Yes
<PurpleXVI> Sexual Totalitarian Cookbooks
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State chocolates
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State outdoor playsets
<PurpleXVI> It acronymizes nicely, too, STS.
<PurpleXVI> Sounds like some special ops unit.
<PurpleXVI> STS Kitchen Knife Sets
<Kusaryuu> Of lesbian nazis?
<PurpleXVI> Lesbian Latex Nazis.
<PurpleXVI> That sounds like a terrible movie.
<Mittim> The logo should be a muscular man in a cop hat with no shirt on, doing what could either be a sentai pose or heiling FABULOUSLY
<daarzo666> Sexual Totalitarian Dystopian State
<Mittim> On a background shaped like a scarlet fist
<daarzo666> STD State
<PurpleXVI> So basically, Tim, you want the president of STS to be Hard Gay?
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State = great movie
<Mittim> lesbian latex nazis = shit movie
<Kusaryuu> And you spread the propoganda programming through gay sex
<Mittim> Hard Gay married a bikini model
<Mittim> he used to be a wrestler
<PurpleXVI> If you take "state" as "way of being" rather than "country," then it could be a book, too. Something about male sexual oppression.
<recon> why the fuck?!
<recon> what the hell is
<recon> i don't even know what's going
<recon> you know what, I'm going to come back later
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<Mittim> He could beat us all up, steal our girlfriends, and he'd do it while going "HOOOOOOO!" and humping things
<PurpleXVI> And he'd still be more straight than you.
<Kusaryuu> What the hell did I help create?
<Mittim> Dude, Hard Gay is probably straighter than all of us
<Mittim> He is so secure in his masculinity that he can do that shit and still be totally, unquestionably, manly. |