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#19290 (4/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<justin3> I want a a pet rock shaped as the pope |
#19298 (3/183) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<melvin> eggdrops are elite tools
<melvin> very easy fizi!
<melvin> in fact, I think you should do it
<melvin> lilo is elite
<FiZi> [ melvin ] Serious?
<melvin> why yes, would I lie to you in hopes that we could laugh at you because you fucked your computer up? |
#19809 (4/247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* crikket stabbs x10 ads in the face
<Grue> Where're you getting x10 ads from? I get no ads. Bwahaha! \o/
<crikket> blah, i even have IE set them to restricted...
<Nikaji> hehe grue @ link
<Grue> But there is a price!
<crikket> prolly have to restrict the doonesbury site to keep x10 from popping up
<crikket> lol grue, your popup killer is adware isnt it? |
#21559 (3/203) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EnergyWasp> or its your dumbass self's fault.
<EnergyWasp> having a white background, i cant say it surprises me
<Kill_Me> what color is yours EnergyWasp?
<Paralysis> blacker than Michael Jackson, KM
<Paralysis> er, shit |
#22349 (4/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gilesw> so wtf is damn v-station
<gilesw> it was supposed to be out ages ago
<ToyLaNdeR> thats like a train station, but run by this guy named victor |
#23691 (3/365) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< pete> i no how viscous chicks can get |
#24454 (3/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Myrkul: Agreed, but pre-treat the area with some soothing kerosene |
#26322 (3/213) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Derek> i got gforce 2 ti 64 meg tv out :D
<Death_Mageorz> oooh
<Death_Mageorz> i want a tv out
<Death_Mageorz> so bad
<Death_Mageorz> so i can record shows |
#26348 (3/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Drewcifer> the carpets all nice and lubricated |
#26376 (3/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pupazz_> What American Pie Has Taught Us : No need to date if your mother bakes pie. |
#27046 (3/359) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SteamedHams> this scab tastes like coffee |
#27340 (3/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RomperStomper> deh ; ur fuckin geroge bush
<deh> geroge?
<deh> lol
<NecroOptic> he means garage
<NecroOptic> garage bush
<NecroOptic> like something that grows in your car port |
#28859 (3/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Insomniak> Did anyone else get a boner from watching The Lion King?
<Insomniak> that girl lion was suck a cock teaseComment: One of many easter eggs from the ZDaemon launcher
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#29055 (3/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mongvar> .de go develope the pictures for christs sake :P
<Bringa> ahah
<Bringa> gave them to the development store called 'my mum' today
<Bringa> they'll be done by Tuesday
<Bringa> remember, this is good ole germany
<Bringa> nothing works on weekends
<Bringa> and by nothing I mean Leon's mum!
<Bringa> :P
<Woc[food]> haha
<Errtu> dont invoke her voodoo wrath
<Woc[food]> I do hope her workmates don't read the Holy Bible
<Woc[food]> cause it says that if you work on the day of rest, you should be stoned to death :/
<Errtu> i'm stoned to death every dayComment: #tavern / worldirc
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#29312 (3/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zenaphex> Hmm. I don't think my mom has SATA. It's a Asus A7N8X.
<zenaphex> err :P
<zenaphex> mom=mobo |
#29571 (3/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LooSeLeaF> it's not your fault there are more livestock then girls in
your village MC |
#29647 (3/305) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<suppamooh> your anus has its own gravitational field, which "strangely", only attracts cocks! that's a mistery for scentists......
<kovakalu> suppa: gravitational field?
<kovakalu> suppa: it's black hole, but not the kind found in astronomy
<kovakalu> suppa: it's more related to gastronomy.. or rather the after-effects |
#29658 (3/439) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
«@ Dilbert» the trouble with anal sex is that most men's penis's curve a little, so it cant go straight upComment: From #dcemu on cheatlist
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#29704 (3/381) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
« DR_Satan0 » but jesus i couldnt look at my mom while she is riding me no matter how shitfaced i was..Comment: From #dcemu on cheatlist
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#30519 (3/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I tried to click View Source so that I could put it on my site |
#31282 (3/427) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
«Jordan` » Ah, the smell of crack smoke in the morning. |
#33154 (3/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened.
<fred> you "accidently" went on hugedonkeydicks.com when a friend walked in.
<fred> your hands had "slipped" on the keyboard.
<TheCommisser> he has already told you. he prommised.
<fred> Question: what were you looking for? |
#34131 (3/333) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CkDead> YUo
<CkDead> YUO BASTARD
<CkDead> YOU STOLE ;p FROM ME
<tweak> ;p
<CkDead> god damnit |
#37043 (3/171) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate?
<pr3d4t0r> Yeah. I figured I'd live more dangerously now.
<JavaGeek> mmm.. it doesn't say why she's incarcerated
<pr3d4t0r> Nothing adds to the thrill of sex like wondering "was she in the Big House for whacking her ex-b/f?" |
#38456 (3/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Random`Inferno> I god a bad unix joke for you
<Nikkou> Aren't they all?
<Random`Inferno> what do you call $cat|tail
<Random`Inferno> a redundancy!
<Nikkou> Half of me is glad I don't get it, the other half wishes I did get it
<Nikkou> I'm a halfling nerd!
<Rarzipace> A nerdling.Comment: #KeveX on slashnet
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