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#4130 (3/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet server?
<JediPimp> djazonic: format c:\ ; <insert linux CD> |
#4748 (3/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<watchy_> i'm so fat
<watchy_> i forgot where my leg was |
#4751 (3/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that.
<ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check. |
#4816 (3/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }
else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } } |
#5359 (3/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos? |
#5548 (3/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes
<vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ?
<CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour
<vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours
<CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13
<CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny
<CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest
<|]resta> or it could be the HIV |
#5741 (3/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port? maybe brute force my worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps? |
#5793 (3/327) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't support the internet! |
#6139 (3/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Clayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke. |
#6150 (3/210) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Babydog> ew yeah butt hair is horrit
<Akira_S> yeah, so shaving down there's a must
<alisdair> that seems like a lot of work
<Eulogy_> like hell i am going to shave my ass
<Stifler> thats why they get their boyfriends to do it
<Eulogy_> if i can't see it, i ain't putting a razor near it |
#6416 (3/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jason> What's NRE?
<Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy!
<Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive. |
#6804 (3/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted
<justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit
<cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit |
#6883 (3/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Pills) "You've got a low IQ" (new signon to AOL sound) |
#6889 (3/233) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<_Tenchi_> jwzrd-: are you a pole smoker too ?
<jwzrd-> _Tenchi_: why, you want your pole smoked ? |
#7157 (3/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real
<cuzzzin> debbie does dallas made me jack off |
#7172 (3/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet |
#7173 (3/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ice|P> blow jobs r better
<mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth
<nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand |
#7255 (3/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion to a beat
<Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have sex again
<TRIPtych> «WinAmp» Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power (High Speed Mix)
<TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p
<Kharnifex> *gets rectinol*
<TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f
<Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass
<Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that
<Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file |
#7384 (3/232) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive
<Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2
<Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P |
#7429 (3/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock |
#7484 (3/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this rate. |
#7776 (3/230) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode |
#7792 (3/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<veroniq> i want to learn how to make cyber-sex
<Poiny> good for you veroniq
<veroniq> could someone show me how_
<veroniq> ?
<Poiny> not me
<Poiny> im celibate to cyber sex
<CK-away> yeah I boycott cybersex, it hurt me too much |
#8241 (3/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spellweav> how much of your time to you spend hoing?
<Freaksh0> you mean fucking or pimping other chicks ?
<Spellweav> no..chicks in general
<Spellweav> how much in vitro time for your experimental probe
<Spellweav> on the whole |
#8259 (3/277) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo
<andy> You type like poop.
<andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case. |
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