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#8293 (3/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms
<deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a sock and stuff ? :\ |
#8367 (3/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AsylumXKP> WTF?
<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel |
#8372 (3/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hito> Golden showers, fecal, fisting, bondage, S&M, cock-pumping, beastiality, dead people, babies, women, children, men, stuffed animals, trees, etc.
<Chubbzilla> ¤¦Hito¦¤ nice weekend planned |
#8405 (3/306) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Prison_Shank_Blues> i found a fuckin tampax in a public pool |
#8473 (3/230) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sisko> I want to crawl up into the place I once was.
<mandi> the end of your dad's cock? |
#8934 (3/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again
<@kt> bye |
#10236 (3/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<etch:#unix> i don't like unix or any of you either |
#11053 (3/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors to be seen
<Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'
<Mr_X> ... |
#11278 (3/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<VinnyD> wow is it possible to become gay from watching an episode of sanford and sons? |
#11385 (3/220) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[@Dz[Here]] Did you see Episode 2?
[@Dz[Here]] You'll want to have SEX with Natalie Portman after it
[@Dz[Here]] I seriously thing that... uh... $calc(($150 million / $7) / 2) guys want to have sex with her! |
#12088 (3/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles. |
#12105 (3/252) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating? |
#12321 (3/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Joins: pSYKOSONIK (Enigma@xxx.ipt.aol.com)
<Lan> I figured he'd have a little "p". |
#13111 (3/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<neia_doll> Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident..
<k-rad-bob> accident?
<neia_doll> so Im pretty skinny
<k-rad-bob> you got an abortion? |
#13254 (3/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Arno> i got kicked off a cray at school for running "pine" |
#14627 (3/213) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Lachlann was kicked by Gromph (omg , are u illeterate?) |
#14809 (3/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?
<Einstein> Time's up!
<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn |
#15213 (3/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.'' |
#15476 (3/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time of your life)
(live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p | Size:58.1mb]
<hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =)
RyanRony> are u 56k
<hyp3r> yeah =)
<RyanRony> eek, heh
<RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast
<hyp3r> no
<RyanRony> oh |
#17295 (3/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site |
#17323 (3/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting him and blocking him in. finally he gets by but not before he catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor, that's when i leave. i hear a keyboard getting slapped something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all to the words of "FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, GOD DAMNIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!" oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well |
#17638 (3/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads. |
#17894 (3/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4
<Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either |
#18286 (3/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[assman] if you wouldnt fuck brad pitt then you're gay |
#18619 (4/192) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@FiveNine> sailor moon is hot
<@FiveNine> they should just make that series a porno
<@kmad> yea for like 15 yearold
<@FiveNine> yeah
<@kmad> i wouldn't do her though
<@kmad> id get papercuts all over my dick |
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