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#1367 (3/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(_dev) you go get what you want for supper
(_dev) and i will cook it
(Ashley) wings!
(TwinWorkn) Ashley: with dry weave?
(TwinWorkn) for added panty protection? |
#1487 (3/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says
<`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive |
#1529 (3/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AlexChiu> Brent: Oh yeah. Well, would you have felt better if I hadn't told you about it and you got hit with a noxious stench upon prying off a girl's dry, crusty panties? |
#1642 (3/317) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[pajama] if it weren't for the boobs.
[pajama] it would have dribbled on my bed.
[pajama] and that woudl have sucked.
[pajama] and no,. that's not a quote.
[pajama] however, some did get on my pants. |
#1700 (3/413) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy |
#2133 (3/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn videos |
#2414 (3/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically engineer one with a watermellon flavored pussy that gets sweeter when she gets exited |
#2829 (3/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while talking to you guys |
#2870 (3/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* FiShYmAn kills Noddy
* FiShYmAn sells the film to ld saying its olsen twins for $50
[Noddy ] rfol
[Noddy ] he'd get off on it either way |
#2910 (3/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground
<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad
<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel
<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> poop! |
#2922 (3/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Snag> on another note
<Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy?
<eldee> fake tan shit?
<eldee> wtf?
<Snag> ya
<Snag> i have supah white arms
<eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick your arm in the pipe dude |
#2977 (3/229) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha |
#3227 (3/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<memo> rgiorew09u34290
<Squizzle> Memo speaks ancient Decepticon! |
#3230 (3/341) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet
<NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures |
#3302 (3/193) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nitrifik_> I ROFL:ed :|
<nitrifik_> I need to get off IRC. |
#3319 (3/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city
<Blaz_> heather locklear
<Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something
<WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to do her |
#3352 (3/351) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dr\gonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux
<dr\gonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks |
#3363 (3/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me
<Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big
<Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder. It all depends on how far I was willing to go
<spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers |
#3636 (3/193) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate
<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality |
#3698 (3/223) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh? |
#3812 (3/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
รน MrP- slaps AlterAFK around a bit with his slapping thingy |
#3864 (3/273) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages
<shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY! |
#3969 (3/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us
<blazemore> and asking which bands we like
<blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them
<blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses"
<blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!"
<ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them
<ScumDog> as a universal message of love
<ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word |
#3976 (3/185) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids
<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen
<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks |
#4129 (3/199) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SilverJag> babyd did you get any play yet?
<eldee> babyd gets as much play as my atari |
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