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#305480* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Maedhros: There's something strangely rewarding about making a masturbation joke. I haven't figured it out yet, but for now, I'm just going to enjoy the feeling of accomplishment I get when I tell one.
DekuLink: It's ineffable. |
#305483* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Glenn: yo
Paco: hi
Glenn: how goes?
Paco: i woke up 38 minutes ago
Glenn: you could say, you woke up recently :P
Glenn: I don't give a fuck how long ago precisely
Paco: 39 minutes now
Glenn: I will talk to you later once you wipe the dick out of your mouth ;)
Paco: but you didn't finish yet
Glenn: oh I'm done |
#305484* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zeromind> related: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ijblkhggellgbgjjidpjollhaonnbfkg ...... ..
<Watarase_Jun> poor justin bieber, all those tards out there on the intarwebs making her fart |
#305516* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SnowGryphon> "Losing space in the billions - three point six/Now I'm feeling so wide - IPv6!"Comment: Like a G6 too?
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#305539* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xenith> I am tired of people saying the same shit over and over, and getting the same shit over and over.
<Xenith> "Oh my god, you use an iphone! You must like to suck Steve Jobs' cock!"Comment: dhbit chat #humour
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#305575* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
15:14:10 ThePuck • yo
15:15:37 @Hann • yo
15:27:29 d3x • yo
15:35:16 ThePuck • yo
15:38:38 d3x • yo
15:47:16 |fn|Champ2k11 • yo
15:48:57 d3x • yo
15:52:09 @Hann • yo
15:58:45 d3x • yo
16:04:23 @Hann • yo
16:04:57 Touma • yo
16:13:58 • Skipper [~Skipper@d90-136-54-239.cust.tele2.de] has quit IRC
16:19:11 @Hann • yo
16:19:16 • Jec [~Jec@74.221.134.178] has quit IRC
16:23:48 |fn|Champ2k11 • yo
16:32:06 nickals • yo
16:34:15 d3x • yo
16:34:47 @Hann • yo
16:34:51 d3x • yo
16:34:54 nickals • yo
16:34:56 d3x • yo
16:34:57 @Hann • yo
16:34:59 d3x • yo
16:35:01 |fn|Champ2k11 • yo
16:35:04 d3x • yo
16:35:26 nickals • yo
16:35:30 @Hann • yo
16:35:48 |fn|Champ2k11 • yo
16:35:53 d3x • yo
16:58:26 @Hann • yo
17:02:07 d3x • yo
17:03:22 |fn|Champ2k11 • yo
17:15:49 d3x • yo
17:16:22 nickals • yo
17:34:02 d3x • yo
17:54:50 bone` • yo
17:58:45 Touma • yo
18:04:11 |fn|Champ2k11 • yo
18:19:59 d3x • yo
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19:36:12 @Hann • yo
19:42:11 |fn|Champ2k11 • yo
19:47:39 Touma • 5 vs 5 pm me
19:52:20 |fn|Champ2k11 • thanks touma... 9:14pm to 1:41am .. and you ruined it :(Comment: #nrg/irc.gamesurge.net - timestamps add to the joke
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#305583* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Blast> i just had an idea for apic
< Blast> but it doesnt exist wtf
< Blast> gotta make it stat
< Blast> BRB
< Blast> i.imgur.com/YwQ5k.jpg |
#305614* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pietro10> hey I just realized
<pietro10> it's now illegal to play Sonic 3 on anything other than a PS1,2,3,Portable and a Sony TV
<pietro10> guess why
<oaa> why
<pietro10> Michael Jackson was signed to Sony RecordsComment: Michael Jackson did part of the soundtrack for Sonic 3
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#305616* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<itsnotabigtruck> right now though, the need for another module for every input device type sucks
<itsnotabigtruck> which includes but isn't limited to
<itsnotabigtruck> accelerometer
<itsnotabigtruck> touchscreen
<itsnotabigtruck> joystick
<itsnotabigtruck> gamepad
<itsnotabigtruck> keyboard
<itsnotabigtruck> mouse (possibly even multiple mice)
<+bartbes> well good thing we don't support most of those then |
#305636* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Faitherooski> Hiroki
<@Faitherooski> have my babies
<+Hiroki> Gladly |
#305667* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
kineticist I think slain went to bed because I called him a dickcub
timmy he was arroused by the presence of park and went to beat off
kineticist all over his mother |
#305687* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<greyghost> BRB, fire |
#305692* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+The_Vole> OMG 3 AM, NEED TO SLEEP
<+The_Vole> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<+The_Vole> later guys~~
* The_Vole is now known as The_Vole[sleep]
<@skeeter> night
<@Riversyde> bitch be crazy
<+The_Vole[sleep]> I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
<+The_Vole[sleep]> >:C
<@Riversyde> sleep, don't reply
<@Riversyde> save your rage
<+The_Vole[sleep]> ...breathe in, breathe out, remember the therapy sessions...
* +The_Vole[sleep] tries to zen
<nme22> GO THE FUCK TO BED!! |
#305707* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
munky: so this is a pretty small dataset we're looking at in the resulting queries
Tru: not too big
munky: 4 is a bit smaller than "not too big"
Tru: probably only 4-8
Tru: records
munky: i think that technically qualifies as "tiny"
Tru: actually 12 records
Tru: size doesn't matter :)
munky: ok, so only "very small"
munky: it does when you're looking at keys!
munky: it's not the size that matters, it's the query execution plan |
#305790* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
If there's a tsunami approaching and you're in the way — get high. |
#305802* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[21:49] * Frags slaps Frags around a bit with a large fishbot
<Gh0st> Wow. Godd job. |
#305812* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dothacker> when I want a larger one, I just let it sit while I go shower or somethingComment: He was talking about rendering fractals
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#305816* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
GLaDOS> sixofour: you telling me, put a cock up my ass, and aperture laboratories will split in half?
<GLaDOS> brb doing |
#305834* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
ninjers: I was just chilling with a few of my closest friends discussing the latest video game and My dad Literally walks downstairs and starts singing to himself, "WORK DAT CLIT CUM GIRL". Its such an obscene song my friends were in shock and I was also in shock as well. I looked over at my dad and he said and I quote "Hey guys I got to go run some errands dont have a hen while Im gone." I got red in
ninjers: the face and really light headed. Why would he purposely try and make me look like a goon? I have known these friends for years and its like he is trying to split us apart.
stgn: wat
Ortzinator: wat
VoiDeD`: wat
inka: wat
ninjers: UGh my dad can be such a clam sometimes it gets me so emberstormed |
#305840* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Cuz baby you're a faaaaapperwork
Come on show 'em howwwww you jerk |
#305867* (?/60) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@x9> ss23: i had an iphone before it was a hipster thing |
#305869* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<namivera> Bad: Your desktop background is a 13 year old girl.
<namivera> Worse: It's Rebecca Black.
<namivera> Worst: ...because you actually like her.
<namivera> Good: But you're also doing her mom.
<namivera> ...okay, maybe I'm not actually doing her mom. |
#305881* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Jupiter (helper@CE69FBAE.B2B660C2.C46514E.IP) has left #earthbound (Left all channels)
* Jupiter (helper@CE69FBAE.B2B660C2.C46514E.IP) has joined #earthbound
<_> Hey, Jupiter.
<_> Where have you been?
<_> We missed you.
<Eltee> i hear jupiter left all his channels
<Eltee> alot of people must've been sad
<Dr_Meowgon_Spengler> Jupiter groped me
<Eltee> graped you
<Eltee> for he is the grapist
<Dr_Meowgon_Spengler> yes he squeezed my nut :(
<DalaamPrince> what
<_> Hahahahaha.Comment: Jupiter is a service bot.
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#305965* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TheCoreMan> but dearming people is really really cool
<Androu1> unless you guys can rip off people's hands just like that
<TheCoreMan> lolol
<Androu1> if you guys can do that, then you're amazing
<TheCoreMan> I don't mean dearming in the sense of ripping their arm off, I mean removing their weapons :D
<Androu1> I do
<Androu1> it's the most effective way |
#305984* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* +Muff mangler
* cunt is now known as mep
* +twat face
<+twat> Aw mep
* slit is now known as mikeybee
<+twat> Spoilsports
<@mep> welcome
<+Muff> youre all pussies
<+Muff> or you were
<+Muff> i still am |
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