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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 30 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.6% chance of being approved.

#305834* (?/30) ⚐Flag
ninjers: I was just chilling with a few of my closest friends discussing the latest video game and My dad Literally walks downstairs and starts singing to himself, "WORK DAT CLIT CUM GIRL". Its such an obscene song my friends were in shock and I was also in shock as well. I looked over at my dad and he said and I quote "Hey guys I got to go run some errands dont have a hen while Im gone." I got red in
ninjers: the face and really light headed. Why would he purposely try and make me look like a goon? I have known these friends for years and its like he is trying to split us apart.
stgn: wat
Ortzinator: wat
VoiDeD`: wat
inka: wat
ninjers: UGh my dad can be such a clam sometimes it gets me so emberstormed
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