QDB: Quote #304839
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 44 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.9% chance of being approved.

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Charlatan: I fucking hate ice.
(15:15:04) Charlatan: I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town.
(15:15:20) Charlatan: I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more.
(15:15:41) Charlatan: I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk.
Charlatan: I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off.
IllFlower: Charlatan: You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist.
Charlatan: IllFlower: A berserker-packing man-and-a-half?
IllFlower: Charlatan: "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."
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