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<svchost1> and she said "why arent you smiling? i thought all you people were supposed to be happy"
<svchost1> i looked at her for a few seconds.. then i kept going..
<svchost1> then she starts shouting at me.. and i fucking ripped her a new asshole
<lahwran> sounds painful
<svchost1> im not a tough guy though... im a sweetheart really
<svchost1> i am nice to everyoneComment: #geekissues
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