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#19437 (1/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vic> You really think there's muscles under there?
<X> well, we can cough and breathe, so there's got to be at least SOMETHING
<Vic> I'd bet it's just a cougher and a breather.
<X> probably
<X> like a little fan or something |
#21902 (1/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Megatron50000> I MAY BE PHATETIC BUT AT LEAST I CAN SEPLL!!! |
#25576 (1/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* suicide6x packets stikys brain
<suicide6x> Now you are dumb
<Yottabyte> too late
<Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection
<Stiky> shut up
<Stiky> more like
<Stiky> 26k now
<Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl
<suicide6x> ha
<suicide6x> exploit! |
#25641 (1/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN?
<uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN |
#26315 (1/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@PookaZzZz> elimidate??
<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish? |
#26420 (1/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
vupat03: oh well, i should start getting ready for bed
Gig103: does that mean "a quick game of bf"
vupat03: i'm gonna try BF quick on here with the additional memory
vupat03: wow
Gig103: LOL OMG i was kidding
vupat03: that was sad |
#27225 (1/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Xtcneed: hello
MissenLinxGOD: hi
MissenLinxGOD: this is
Xtcneed: thats what i would like to know
MissenLinxGOD: umm you IMed me
Xtcneed: like hell i did!
MissenLinxGOD: WHO IS THIS |
#27435 (1/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%AnkkaBlaa> swedish rodeo: fucking a girl doggy-style and whispering to her ear: "I have AIDS.." and trying to keep your penis inside her |
#27930 (1/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old
(@ian) and i was in like 4th grade
(@ian) so my friend (who lives on the other side of this kid)
(@ian) we drank some cokes
(@ian) and we were bored
(@ian) so we went out in the woods and pissed inside one of the cans
(@ian) and between both of us we like filled it up
(@ian) so then we were like hey justin.... this pop is warm i don't want it
(@ian) OK LEFT M3 HAFT IT PWEEZE!
(@ian) THIF TAFTE LAIK PISS KTHX
(@ian) *drinks some more*
(@ian) GROSS
(@ian) throws it down
(@ian) YOU GUYS SUCK
(@ian) *leaves*
(@ian) then his mom got all pissed off
(@ian) now that i think about it
(@ian) it's bad enough to drink a pop can that 2 other people's dicks have been on
(@ian) despite the fact that he drank half a coke can of piss |
#28313 (1/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no
backup, damm bash tab completion :\\ |
#28361 (1/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zippy2> im a poor sob
<Zippy2> having enough to live would be nice
<think> sell your extensive dildo collection
<Ooter> good idea
<Zippy2> think
<Zippy2> i cant sell it for much
<Zippy2> theyve got shit stains on them
<think> stick em in the dishwasher |
#28559 (1/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower |
#28805 (1/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^Neatoo^> I'm so tired of these thieves that keep stealing my condoms.... ITs like "Hey man can i have one of your condoms? " "uhhh no..." "oh..ok *swipe*"
<^Neatoo^> Its like a fucking credit card or something |
#29457 (1/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
• Nick: GayRightsActivist changed nickname to MavericK
• Channel Mode: ChanServ sets mode +o to MavericK
(@MavericK) this doesnt not mean im gay.
(Dodgy) hahah sena
(@CuT) hahahaha
(@Tumek) no ... we know you'll always be gay
(@MavericK) HAHAHA SHIT
(@MavericK) DOESNT NOT
(@MavericK) FUCK
(@MavericK) OOPS
(@MavericK) :/ |
#30510 (1/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dilbert> if i press in on my bellybutton real hard, i feel a tingling in my penisComment: #dcemu - irc.cheatlist.com
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#30669 (1/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Smith> why the fuck do you name your pen0rs
<Chronic> lol
<Chronic> hey baby wanna come back to my place and play with doody |
#32463 (1/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kisama> WHAT'S UP FAGETS
<rabiator> WHATS UP BICTH
* rabiator was kicked by kisama (ONLY I GET TO BE AN ASSHOLE, BICTH") |
#32548 (1/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thompson> whats wrong wiv looking at your sisters tits and her ass? |
#32813 (1/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Footle> I have a beautiful vision. It involves the authors of typhoon, a wooden stake, some rope, some napalm, lots of kindling, and a flaming torch |
#33705 (1/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rgreene> she's depressed for one reason or another and refuses to do anything about it, which trickles down into every facet of her life
<aliensex> rgreene: get the brick man and put her down like a cow.
<rgreene> alien: i happen to care about her...
<aliensex> rgreene: exactly. |
#34030 (1/321) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> escape from monkey island pc $4.99 shipped at ebgames
<splice> or free from usenet |
#34065 (1/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vajita> compare zeldas weight to that of mario
<Vajita> zelda is one heavy bitch |
#34170 (1/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?! |
#37609 (1/177) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Syntax> Deranged, pull my pants back up
<Deranged> no
<Syntax> Fine, I'll let him see my penis
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> Aww...look, it's hiding! |
#37698 (1/207) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<human39> Rick James died
<Xshare> human39, nooo!
<Xshare> wait..
<Xshare> that means half my school died.
<Xshare> They keep saying they're Rick James.
<Xshare> :-/
<woogs> LOLComment: #wht
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