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#8534 (1/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the computer, and stomp on repeatedly
<Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose any pages etc that you have
<JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN' page? |
#8701 (1/218) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** jamesm sets mode: -snt
<jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes, like, who gives a fuck
<jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!
<jamesm> fucking choad munching morons
*** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay |
#8984 (1/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands
<than> which was clearly bollocks
<than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks |
#9026 (1/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore like that |
#10478 (1/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acheron> hep: :P
<Acheron> And I say that from the bottom of my heart.
<hep> please to not be sticking it out unless you intend on using it.
<hep> today
<Acheron> Well, my tongue is a little longer than most, but S.F. is a
helluva reach, even for more gifted folks
<Mitzy> despicable.
<Acheron> Sorry. I don't get as much tongue-stretching exercise as I used
to.
<para> that's a .sigfile right there.,
<Acheron> keep your .sig out of my .file! perv! |
#10509 (1/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high ping when
they're winning?
<Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA
<Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :) |
#10695 (1/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Nfs> what good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models?
<@BLiNGO> umm
<@BLiNGO> you dont need fame to fuck models
<@Nfs> but its gettin hot in herre, so take off all your clothes..
<@BLiNGO> i am gettin so hot, i will take my clothes off
* @BLiNGO sets mode: -clothes BLiNGO |
#10859 (1/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack |
#10899 (1/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked. |
#10943 (1/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot> |
#12115 (1/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly |
#13110 (1/214) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad
<OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that
<OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try
<OreoTZA> ok, hello?
<OreoTZA> HELLo????
<OreoTZA> anyone seen this?
<OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED
<OreoTZA> holy shit
<Dawgyman> josh
<OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work |
#14521 (1/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<B|ack> I hate stupid people
<B|ack> god im so stupid..... |
#14738 (1/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tortoise> what should i name my turtles?
<archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun |
#15433 (1/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati?
<|TIA|PoP> nope
<|TIA|PoP> not i
<EmSea> was i talking to you |
#15565 (1/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
pinkboy so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to 1200lbs?
ScottM <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your 1200lb wife?
pinkboy I can't imagine that it would be too difficult, unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina. |
#15826 (1/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vqhmdragn> rawk!
<S4murai> exactly
<vqhmdragn> twat I cunt hear you I must have a ear infucktion, plz cum closer
<S4murai> I too have an ear infucktion butits ok, I have a pill to take every half whore
<vqhmdragn> I'm afriad I cunt afwhored such a pill :(
S4murai> a little less expenisive is a small prick to your finger. Tit's the Doctwhore's bill that'll clit you in the end.
<vqhmdragn> so twats up s4murai?
<S4murai> nut much, you?
<vqhmdragn> just chillin out
<vqhmdragn> wait, it's midnut, I just turned 18, that's twats up
<S4murai> really? that's ballsome!
<vqhmdragn> yea now I can buy cigs legaly, I cuntent bewhore |
#15932 (1/211) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zorix> fuckin sob.. one of utelfla's routers is down
<Zorix> i only got half the internet |
#16161 (1/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*headache throws mrfloppy__ a beer
<mrfloppy__> weeeeee, free beer
<nyk> watch it mate, you can get real pissed on that cyber beer |
#16300 (1/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BoZZ> my thing don't work...
<[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married... |
#16744 (1/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joelz> im gonna savet hgis log so I can prove im drunk |
#16778 (1/218) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you? |
#17959 (1/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum
<W0RMW00D> scrotum
<d1rge> damn im hungry |
#17975 (1/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with something, say....my dick, theyd blow it? watch out olsen twins! |
#18144 (1/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio? |
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