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#308314* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Nanobot> If it doesn't have traps, it isn't an anime |
#308322* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@LexManos> I treat furries the same way I treat gay people, I don't have a problem with them untill they start sticking there dfick in my face
<@LexManos> and you know what most furries do?
<@LexManos> They stick there 15" dragon dildo in your face constantlyComment: Lul
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#308417* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tabs> my penis is too large to fit in a usb port
<Tabs> ive tried |
#308428* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Stormgren> question is, do I have any PNP in the junkbox at home
<Stormgren> I have 2n2222 coming out my ears
<Stormgren> I really should stock up my home stuff with PFETs and PNP
<myself> Hence the plethorae of same now in the drawers at your hackerspace :)
<Stormgren> *sigh* Yeah, I know. I should just throw a fiver in there and grab a few to take
<myself> Save on shipping, anyway.
<Stormgren> So when I have the urge to solder something but can't make it to the space for whatever reason, I can do so.
<myself> URGE TO SOLDER
<myself> should be a trackable stat
<myself> Word/Excel overdose, urge to solder reaching critical levels!Comment: #i3detroit
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#308468* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+murfoid> and just out of curiosity, what are those elements
<+Sweden> Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty and Autism
<+Sweden> I mean Magic.
<+Cepheus> Sweden: horses and friendship and it's... supernatural qualities?
<+Sweden> yes
<+Cepheus> just please stop masturbating to magical ponies in channel
<+Sweden> never
<+Cepheus> it's disturbing the rest of us
<+Cepheus> on many indescribable levels
<+Sweden> oh la la fancy british words
<+Cepheus> Sweden: i know anything longer than 8 letters oodles your noodle
<+Cepheus> but please, let's be civil |
#308537* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Katrina> interesting note: there is actually an ARM expansion chip
<NovaSquirrel> is it programmable though or is it LOL SEND MATH COMMANDS?
<Katrina> it's LOL SEND CHESS AI COMMANDS
<Katrina> well not CHESS but SHOGI whatever the hell that is
<leod> shogi is chinese chess
<leod> you have 3 billion pawns
<leod> and the board has rice field visuals so everyone can feel right at home |
#308545* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<leviathan> I want to get number one, but fleshlight is a scary mod
<leviathan> *flashlight |
#308646* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
daijitsu: usoy estando el color-os
Bran: was hast du gerade gesagt
daijitsu: ich weiss nicht
daijitsu: weist
daijitsu: kjadkfj
Bran: it's weiss
Bran: oder weiß
daijitsu: yeah. Wait what's 'white' then
Bran: weiß
Bran: :v
daijitsu: CURSES
Bran: You just assume based on the context
Bran: I WHITE WHAT THAT MEANS
daijitsu: so hitler was just saying knowledgeable people are good and everyone just went apeshit with the wrong message |
#308684* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sigmund> I got stuck having to go to my damn family reunion
<sigmund> 6 hours of pure hell
<sigmund> it was hilarious though when my little cousin, 4 year old girl, kept saying she wanted hot dogs
<sigmund> but when she said hot dogs, it sounded more like hung dongs
<sigmund> "I want hung dongs! I want hung dongs!"
<sigmund> poor girl didn't have a clue why I was laughing so hard |
#308694* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* SmilingDevil pets nailbunny
<nailbunny> what sounds do bunnies make?
<nailbunny> fuck it
* nailbunny purrsComment: #gaymers @ irc.rizon.net
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#308796* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Barnaby (Barnaby@70-2-246-157.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #420chan
* FBI gives voice to Barnaby
<+Barnaby> guys
<+Barnaby> im stuck in rural arkansas
<+Barnaby> help
<+Barnaby> i just got out of a church of christ service
<+Barnaby> i dont have muych time
<+Barnaby> oh gosd theyreer making em eat wiht more christianns
* Barnaby has quit (Quit)Comment: We sacrifice for the ones we love, don't we?
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#308896* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sebas> Holy shit.
<Sebas> The girlfriend's boss forgot to change the "THIS WEEK'S SALE" banners
<Sebas> So all the WWII books were proclaimed to be about "Cooking"
<Erasmus> Hahaha
<Sebas> I REALLY hope there wasn't too much about concentration camps in there. |
#308914* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MrGurns> <body> where should i hide the body? </body> <footer> Nevermind </footer> |
#308940* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gobiner> I just realized queer and queen are almost identical words and they're both slang for a homosexual
<Gobiner> god hates quee*s |
#308979* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tekk_> meoblast001: I have no idea, art style doesn't seem like it's really drawn to turn you on or anything
<meoblast001> Tekk_: it doesn't
<meoblast001> but it almost feels like it's trying to
<meoblast001> even if it doesn't know it is
<meoblast001> it's like "Hey, look at these tits"
<meoblast001> "But you're a fucking squirrel!" |
#309038* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Jaz> Tenari are you m or f?
<@Brewster> Tenari: say yes
<Tenari> I'yes
Brewster dances
Jaz walks to corner
Jaz sits in chair
Jaz stares at wall
<@Jaz> :l
<@Brewster> don't forget your dunce cap
Jaz stands
Jaz picks up baseball
<@Brewster> oh shat
[01:52:02] Jaz throws it at brewster
[01:52:02] Brewster ducksComment: #date on rizon | Perfect Timing | Yes the timestamps are necessary.
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#309145* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dark> Lol.
-*- Dark hugs Null
<Dark> Hi hi.
<null0010> oh god physical contact
-*- null0010 spasms and dies
<Dark> Hmmm.
<Dark> I should probably give her ass to mouth.. =_=
-*- null0010 disintegrates, rendering that impossible
-*- Dark shrugs |
#309161* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
stonewoot: Ports? i never had to set mine up for a Nintendo DS. I'll have to try opening my page RQ, one sec.
stonewoot: Login has been temporarily disabled due to too many unsuccessful login attempts. Please try again later.
stonewoot: ONE ATTEMPT
stonewoot: ONE
stonewoot: cock sucking fuckers
stonewoot: i hate that web page .. getting into it at leastComment: Verizon fios modem
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#309305* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<melstav> accelerate a beam of cows at the target.
<goekesmi> No, pigs. We were attempting to make pigs fly.
<thebug> a pig beam with a smoker target
* melstav envisions a smoker attempting to withstand a beam of near-relativistic pigs
<thebug> get a tour of FRIB if/when they finish it. that will be pretty crazy impressive size-wise
<thebug> it's an N-story tunnel, folded linac
<Bunsen> But yeah, it's good enough to approximate the bovons' environment as frictionless.
<Bunsen> Pigs, though... Pronouncing "bacon" in the particle style doesn't come across in text.
<myself> bacion? baconion? bacicle? bacork?
<melstav> porcon
<Anoria> somewhere I still have a stuffed cow named boson. bovon would have been even more appropriate.
<myself> strange pork, charm pork.
<melstav> upside-down pork
<Anoria> outside of town pork
<melstav> pork pork pork
<myself> inside a box pork
<myself> mama, mama, I went to market..
<Anoria> this little piggy went to fermi, this little piggy went to cern
<pjustice> This little piggy went oual oual oual, all the way home. I think you're doing this backwards. Smoke accelerator, pig target.
<myself> and the big bad gasket huffed and outgassed...Comment: Nerrrrrrrds!
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#309316* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Denizen> why would they sell a condom to a 14 year old
<Toad> tell them you want to try anal and need to put a condom on a carrot |
#309317* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< o11c> MadCamel: can you comment on the feasibility of gettin SCTP across the network?
< MadCamel> o11c: just allow it in iptables
< MadCamel> right now it only allows tcp and udp
< o11c> does the internet-at-large support it?
< MadCamel> no nat routers that I know of do
< o11c> also, /me is a total iptables noob
< MadCamel> that's why it died right out of the gate. home routers just drop stcp on the floor.
< o11c> I wonder if upgrading firmware would help with that
< MadCamel> it could. but convincing manufacturers to release updated firmware for every device they ever made.. then convinging people to upgrade their firmware.. Not going to happen. I only saw my first home router that supports ipv6 just last month
< MadCamel> this whole ipv4+NAT thing is one heck of a trap to try to escape :(
< o11c> never underestimate the power of players who want a new hat |
#309492* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<-- Quits: JINX_324 [Killed (Musashi (slipped))]
(FaceEater) his name was JINX_324 btw
(__import__) FaceEater, ya know, we DO have a scrollback ;)
(FaceEater) Bazinga
(Musashi) because that would be less interesting, duck
--> Joins: [JINX_324 (~IRIS@iae2-dpfxmyk96-430663365.dsl.bell.ca) to #ext3]
(Musashi) welcome back
(JINX_324) IS IT ME, OR DID EVERYONE STRANGLY LOSE CONNECTION? |
#309509* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Aloucious ) i would have a dragon dildo door stopper
Aloucious ) for every door
Aloucious ) in my house
Aloucious ) then invite peolpe over
Aloucious ) "why is there a dragon dildo there"
Aloucious ) "thats my door stopper" |
#309528* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Cassy_at_work> what kind of work are you doing?
< Frostypants> Right now, nothing much. I'm a freelance consultant with no clients right now.
< Frostypants> now you know why I post things to the forums as "blackrazor"
< Frostypants> ;)
< Cassy_at_work> WTF Oo
< Frostypants> hahaha
< Cassy_at_work> you're kidding right?
< Frostypants> Yeah
< Cassy_at_work> ok
< Cassy_at_work> Oo
< Frostypants> Even when I was 17, I didn't have that much random anger at the world.
< Cassy_at_work> oh boy that was a good one :D
< Frostypants> =)
< Frostypants> I'm not above trolling, but I have a little pride. :)
< Frostypants> not much, of course
< Frostypants> but a little |
#309594* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Gevallen_Engel_> and craigslist died
< Gevallen_Engel_> :c
<@asellus> fix it
* Gevallen_Engel_ rubs asellus on the internets
<@asellus> it's fixed \o/
<@Rufus-P> herpes just came out of my internet
<@Rufus-P> wtf guys
<@asellus> :\ |
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