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#310656* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hep> also dudes who think bleeding is gross?
<hep> semen is grosser
<hep> sry
<hep> and you all expect me to guzzle that shit down
<hep> so deal with it
<hep> 😎 |
#310708* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<putin> NO ETHERNET PORT ON MY BIGMAC!!! >:|
<renchamp> dont get computer hardware from mcdonalds thenComment: #FFFpeeps @ Rizon
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#310763* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<-- TheWilfox has quit (Quit: It's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice. It's a shame, I doubt that they'd even care.)
<@kitty> :/
<@kitty> why the quit message
<+nya> CorgiDude now listening to "kitty: I'm fine, that's my default quit message, my IRC box is being migrated sorry" by Anna Wilcox
<@kitty> oh, ok |
#310781* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Thero> https://i.imgur.com/sBTAn5f.jpg
<&gq> reltih: no really though
<%reltih> Thero: the fuck
<+Thero> spiderman
<&gq> spiderman, does whatever a spider can, OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HIS FACE, I'M SCREAMING, ALL OVER THE PLACE, WATCH THE FUCK OUT, THAT THING IS SPIDERMAN |
#310809* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nawcom> takin a mean dump
<nawcom> before i head to bed
<nawcom> if you ever have a bad day and you want to go to bed a winner
<nawcom> take a mean dump |
#310818* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BOOZy>| not sure if I want to laugh or cry;
<BOOZy>| just got off the phone, a client complains he's not receiving an excel file
<BOOZy>| so I check the spamfilter
<BOOZy>| and low and behold, the sender is trying to send a .exe file
<BOOZy>| exe, excel, the same right? |
#310819* (?/2) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< scgtrp> solemnwarning: provide amusement
< solemnwarning> scgtrp: Britain
< scgtrp> ...?
< solemnwarning> Oh. It's not funny from the outside? |
#310839* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<maime> For those of you who are not aware, Samhuinn is my pal from something like 50 net years ago.
<xsamhuinnx> something like that
<Elkman> Ah. How long is a net year?
<rJak> Two weeks.
<maime> I was thinking about three weeks.
<rJak> So this whole conversation has taken place for two net days.
<maime> I guess we've known each other for what? four years?
<rJak> No, maybe two net weeks.
<xsamhuinnx> damn near m'dear
<maime> and you're all adult and old now. It's so cute.
<maime> got a recent pic? |
#310859* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dodge> Why? WHY!? Why is my cable modem so fucking slow!
<spinn> germans are efficiently analyzing every packet
<spinn> it takes time
<Dodge> Efficient? I used to believe that. Then, I realized that Germans come in late, go home early, and take both American and German holidays off.
<spinn> then they goof off efficiently
<Machival> a lot probably even take the jewish holidays off, just to spite their ancestry.
<spinn> "ma, I'm going home for Yom Kippur" "I HAVE NO SON" |
#310895* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zx9p> we must remember that the bundesrepublik deutschland dodged a return to nazism only because adenauer prioritised anglo-american integration instead
<zx9p> whoops, wrong channel |
#310905* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<iamben> if you want a private conversation go to PM or pick up a phone
<wiktor_b> right but you just keep doing that
<iamben> i have an opinion to express |
#310976* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Neui> I hate debugging
<HdkR> I hate bugging
<HdkR> no wait
<HdkR> I love bugging, what am I talking about
* HdkR pesters |
#311019* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@eDRoaCH> so i have a question
<@eDRoaCH> how does one save in dragons crown
<@lupis> return question: what's dragons crown
<@Kizul> Dragon's Crown is that game with the super-busty Amazon and Sorceress of which there's tons of porn.
<@lupis> speaking of which... I just noticed my 1TB porn drive is almost full
<@lupis> how did that happen o_O
<@lupis> really need to purge some stuff <_<
<@Kizul> That's what porn's made for, man. :v |
#311028* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<asm> sexuality is probably shaped like a torus
<asm> there are no edges
<asm> but there is a hole |
#311075* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* &kapitank smiles at his router, with the knowledge that at any moment it can decide to stop for no reason whatsoever |
#311231* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<spyhermit> but then I forget, diblo's not really into humans
<Diablo> wat
<Diablo> wat is diblo into
<spyhermit> aliens.
<origamania> furries
<Diablo> "red fruit"
<origamania> so sunburnt gay men
<Diablo> oh darn
<origamania> lol
<Diablo> brb
<Diablo> I'll go wash off the sin you guys put on me |
#311322* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<deeznuts> what happenes if i delete system 32
<deeznuts> anyone know
<deeznuts> i might try it
<deeznuts> because i herd it is a virus |
#311404* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Quill: i use ableton live kimo
Optical Disc: Wow
Optical Disc: My DAW is LMMS + ZynAddSubFX
Optical Disc: In case anyone was wondering
Quill: i use wii music maker
Optical Disc: Mario paint
Quill: game and watch
Optical Disc: Butterflies
Quill: i use spoons and broken mother boards of 1998 computers made between june 25th and september 4th
Optical Disc: A piece of driftwood and a melon |
#311417* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Zoe:My social faux pas are what kills my will to live, Talgie.
Imagine, in moments of mild embarrassment, O fortuna starts blasting at full volume inside your mind, and you hallucinate replicas of yourself slow-mo leaping out of windows, putting barrels of various firearms in their mouths, running in front of innerstate traffic, screaming, always screaming...
Talgie:I am scared, amused, in awe, VERY CONFUSED, slightly turned on. wtf just happened |
#311473* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
is it just a law of nature: the person who could most quickly complete a given project necessarily works on some other, more important project |
#311519* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Maali> too bad my tinder profile says it too 'trianglist in kewlers'
<visy> Maali: why are you not drowning in <preferred sex organ>
<GargajCNS> cos he cant bend down that far |
#311540* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Ol' Larry Ellison is like EA Games... they see something good and profitable, buy it, fly it straight into the ground, wait for the fire to die, then expect people to want to buy the carcass... |
#311673* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alami> Dear Mozilla community, I’m conducting a survey (part of my PhD studies) to understand the pull request assessment process in open source communities- PLEASE, participate in the survey. What value is there in participating? 1. I’ll share the results with the Mozilla community as soon as they become available. This will include a report on how the PR asses
<alami> [survey URL]
<Spambot_9001> PR asses! That sounds interesting.
<alami> I’m conducting a survey (part of my PhD studies) to understand the pull request assessment process in open source communities- PLEASE, participate
<Xion> But what do the PR asses do? Don't leave us hanging
<alami> It's meant to be PR assessmentComment: When the character limit is just right...
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#311694* (?/2) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Rein> and the worst part is
<@Rein> i had to have the breakup sex by myselfComment: #geekissues
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#311697* (?/2) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[VoSx]domino> who do i pm about issues with someone sabotaging my channel
<[VoSx]domino> i actually payed for mirc unlike most peeps and i still have to deal with these morons
<Jargoz> what's paying for mIRC got to do with that?
<[VoSx]domino> because i'm a paying customer dipshit.. |
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