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#309677* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*on some anime channel*
<@akaseki> woah
<@akaseki> this channel sure died
<+drak0alex> seems that way
<@ReneDescartes> I'll cast a resurrection rune.
<@ReneDescartes> BY THE POWER OF LOLI
<@ReneDescartes> Goddess of underage
<@ReneDescartes> Give me strength and revive this channel from the dead
<@ReneDescartes> WOOOOSH
<+drak0alex> you're bringing it to life or giving it a boner?
<@ReneDescartes> I'm giving myself a boner to get be able to spray the purifying jizz over the tombstone |
#309687* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(nathan28_at_work) i just used ed
(nathan28_at_work) that's like sexting right? |
#309768* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GreyMaria> okay wow this is some dark ass chocolate
<GreyMaria> it tastes like i'm eating africa |
#309953* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(holomorph) oh cool, ed 1.10
(Earnestly) holomorph: Changes: Rename ed.texinfo to ed.texi
(holomorph) ._. |
#309958* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Joins: gumby69 (webchat@DigitalIRC-v1gdab.snh.ptd.net)
<gumby69> hello
<gumby69> why was my account disabled?
<@b0rk> You're going to need to speak to MrJSmith about that
<gumby69> ok
<MrJSmith> rape is not acceptable on emp
<gumby69> ok
<gumby69> I did not advocate rape, just a husband kissing his wife until she gives in.
<@b0rk> Just because you don't consider that rape doesn't change the fact that it is.
<gumby69> ok, I did not know people considered a man forcing his wife to have sex with him rape.
* MrJSmith just facedesks
<gumby69> facedesks?
<MrJSmith> Its like a facepalm but i need the whole damned desk
<MrJSmith> Since when has that not been rape in the USA?
<gumby69> He would not be found guilty in court
<@b0rk> Bullshit
<gumby69> I guess 3 months is too soon after a pregnancy to expect her to want sex, but if it lasts for over a year and he did not make her have sex with him and got devorced intead he would owe child suport.
<gumby69> I never heard opf a man being charged for raping his wife before.
<gumby69> so how long is the ban?
<@b0rk> HAHA
<@b0rk> I'm just at a loss for words.
<@b0rk> You're serious about all this?
<gumby69> i am serious
<gumby69> A good wife should be submissive
<@b0rk> I'm more curious then anything I suppose
<@b0rk> Are you married?
<gumby69> no
<gumby69> i am oly 23
<@b0rk> Ever wonder why?
<gumby69> no
<@b0rk> Somehow not surprising
<gumby69> I know women like men to take control
<gumby69> and be domoniate
<@b0rk> And how do you know this, pray tell.
<gumby69> they do not like men that they can control
<@b0rk> I want to know how you learned this
<gumby69> men are sopose to be assertive
<gumby69> I know that is how society works
<@b0rk> Did someone tell you or did you learn it from TV or were you taught in school?
<gumby69> neither
<@b0rk> ...there were three options, it can't be "neither"...
<@b0rk> ...but go on...
<@b0rk> I'm serious, I want to know why you think this, how did you learn it?
<gumby69> I noticed women stayed with men who bossed them around
<@b0rk> Your parents?
<gumby69> no
<@b0rk> Your father wasn't dominating?
<gumby69> no
<@b0rk> So naturally your mother left him
<gumby69> both my mother and father died before I was 5
<@b0rk> So who did you grow up with?
<gumby69> she died
<gumby69> I not here to give my life story
<@b0rk> I'm just really interested to know how you developed such a misguided absolute definition of a relationship between a man and a woman
<gumby69> Women's role is to take care of childern and man's role is to be the head of the household
<@b0rk> I really just want to know why you think that and how you came to that conclusion, but you can't seem to tell me. Are you sifferring from any head trauma or physical disability?
<gumby69> Even christian pastors would agree with me (i am atiest)
<@b0rk> Screw it I tried.
<gumby69> the bible has the wife's role in marrage correct.
<@b0rk> OK, It's going to sound like I'm banning you, but...
*** @b0rk sets mode: +b *!*@DigitalIRC-v1gdab.snh.ptd.net
*** gumby69 was kicked by @b0rk (@b0rk)Comment: TL;DR I didn't think dinosaurs were still around
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#309984* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kerin> yeah in addition to being many times stronger, with bows you SLOW DOWN TIME WHILE AIMING
<kerin> i mean, holy shit, what
<jrvc> With a perk
<jrvc> I've got the perk to zoom in
<jrvc> Not to slow down time yet.
<kerin> well, the destruction tree doesn't have perks to slow down time OR scale your damage meaningfully
<jrvc> Exactly.
<kerin> you need to spend 6 perks to augment all three damage types by 50%
<kerin> with bows, 5 perks DOUBLES your damage for ALL elements
<kerin> AND that base damage scales with your archery skill, AND enchants that augment archery improve damage, AND you can't even run out of mana, AND you can crit + stagger + paralyze errybody for just 5 more perk points, AND if you switch to bows Emeril will come to your house to deliver a box of CinnabonsComment: On Skyrim's skill trees
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#310196* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks.
<Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL |
#310340* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HonkeyKong> Meh. If I didn't bang fatties, my life would be a lot more boring than it is.
<HonkeyKong> Okay, that sounds bad. :P
<joshw> IT KINDA DOES |
#310354* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DSiMTL> "Various money fraud and scams"
<DSiMTL> aside from the horrible construction here... unless you're actually talking about fraud and scams _directly_...
<DSiMTL> 'fraud' and 'scam' are TERRIBLE words to put in your bank loan application
<DSiMTL> as are 'sodomy', 'methamphetamine', and 'twerk'
<JRiNC> my competitor sodomizes customers like they were twerking on methamphetamines? |
#310362* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> why is fat free milk blue
<TheBadSpoon> wtf |
#310379* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Shrike> I wonder if Turing would have passed a Turing test
<&james> Can Turing "think"?
<@Shrike> would be an Android, or an iPhone user?
<@jorj> according to the government of the time he wasn't human
<@Shrike> hard hitting questions!
<&james> Imagine him getting in a flame war with Linus Torvalds.
<&james> Or RMS.
<@Valriete> Shrike asks the hard-hitting questions. jorj provides the hard-hitting answer to why these are still questions. :-P
<@Shrike> james: it would be fascinating
<@Shrike> "yeah keep talking like that Torvalds and I'll bum your eyes out" |
#310457* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Brainderailment> I just started noticing pain and got paranoid and started doing everything I can to postpone my visit to the doctor
<Brainderailment> open enrollment starts mid november
<Brainderailment> then I can get on that sweet government teet for my basic health needs
<RobotBebop> god, what a parasite
<RobotBebop> look at me, a rich white person, i never leech off of the government |
#310477* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< XMPPwocky> o11c: unsafe in Rust is almost a "better go read the docs" keyword at this point
< Sharp> XMPPwocky: That is literally what unsafe means |
#310481* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
18<28Tokino18> IceAcolyte, hatokow1ngz said 8hr 15m 6s ago: Having watched that video, I wonder- can we break that cycle? That cycle of emptiness, that cycle of turning to media rather than turning to a nice, physical, intimate relationship? Should we? Is it worth it?
18<25IceAcolyte18> wat?
20<Shards>30 hmmm
20<Shards>30 I knew he was gay |
#310497* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Khiriena> Hypothetical: The tribes of Apeshit and Batshit are in a religious war over holy ground. During the day, Apeshit sends one person -more than that is considered sacrilege- over to their shrine, at the end of the holy ground farthest from their village.
<Khiriena> This is impeded by the efforts of the Batshit tribe, who, as their "war tactic", during the nights, when the Apeshit tribe members are asleep, construct a maze of sorts. They aren't very creative however, so the maze only ever has one correct path.
<Khiriena> That is, the maze has three sections where one is to choose from two pathways. The wrong paths lead to dead ends, sometimes with literal death at the hands of the Batshit tribe members. Which paths are wrong changes every night, since the Batshit tribe members rebuild the maze each time. It is, however, consistently too large to be navigated around.
<Khiriena> Thus, assuming the Apeshit tribe members want to send someone to provide offerings to their shrine, and the offering bringer is guaranteed to survive if the correct paths are chosen in the maze, what are the odds the offering bringer will reach the shrine?
<Khiriena> In simpler terms, I guess.... The correct one of two paths must be chosen three times in succession to get through the maze. What are the odds of succeeding?
<DewdropMaple> That's a one-in-eight chance of success.
<DewdropMaple> Exactly one valid path out of 2^3 possible paths, so 1/8.
<Khiriena> Ah yes. Thanks & sorry, for both my stupidity, and my stupid "story". |
#310501* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+evilmidget38> lol768: To translate what Zoroark173 said, it's a homosexual pedophillic porno
<+korikisulda> Idk if it's necessarily the best one to start with, but it's a classic |
#310575* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zar> writing to yourself = external memory >_> |
#310588* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
I hear colleagues talking on my left:
"... and you can't kill children after the parent has returned"
"Yeah, I know, I hate this, but there's nothing we can do about it".
And I was like: WTF?! Is this for real? Why would they want to kill some child?! Then I realized they were talking about child and parent processes. What a reliefComment: IT guys talk
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#310593* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tenko> We have the same quit message XD
<Celti> Tenko: It's not the same! Yours has more capitals and an extra space!
<Tenko> But the meaning is the same!
<Celti> Pfffft
<Celti> Semantics! |
#310612* (?/2) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<snow_> officer allan day stopped me, claimed i looked intoxicated
<snow_> made me blow into a breathalyser
<snow_> he got back a 0.00 reading
<snow_> so he had to switch plans and make me do a dog and pony show
<snow_> then sent me to jail anyway
<normod> did you say "I don't have al day, officer"?Comment: #GeeKissUs
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#310622* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@Xena) Blackjack: just a few patches
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(%Blackjack) Oh my elbo was on the enter key
(%Blackjack) lol
(%Blackjack) elbow* |
#310627* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** f0rm3r has joined #atlanta
<Rezbo> and micheal was trying to lure a hamster up his ass
<f0rm3r> i'd forgotten why i avoid irc
<f0rm3r> thanks for reminding me
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#310630* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Grimmers: the digitizer in my phone is cracked
Grimmers: now it randomly clicks and opens things on its own
Grimmers: it particularly likes to keep calling my voicemail
Grimmers: I think it's trying to poke fun at me for not having any |
#310636* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`> king_crimson: what's the typical temps for a gtx 670?
<king_crimson> not sure, but since its nvidia probably like a thousand suns |
#310641* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[10:11:45] <+Flickerdart> Yeah but how many situations are there where you're walking along and suddenly you need a dick right this secondComment: Gamesurge.net #giantitp
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