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<BrokeAndDrive> Women: you've talked to one, you've talked to them all. |
#302631* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
evelsquirrel: how was selling your precious bodily fluids
ThePaemon: I can now afford to pay my dealer! :) |
#302674* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
04/25 08:43:22p <coconut> a/s/l
<+Bazerka> really?
<void-> 12/f/take-a-seat-over-there-country
<void-> (chris hansen reference, lol)
<coconut> orly?
* slug sets mode: +b *!*@pool-173-63-38-99.nwrknj.fios.verizon.net
* coconut was kicked by slug (try #allnitecafe)Comment: #dev on irc.quakenet.org
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#302699* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Easca> omg
<Easca> I have bluetooth
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#302741* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[01:06] <+_habnabit> God dammit. They must've spooged in the goddamn well that the zero key sits in.
[01:06] <+_habnabit> Because the stupid goddamn key sticks every time I press it.
[01:06] <cyber95> But how will you describe what they did in leetspeak?
[01:06] <cyber95> If 5P00G3 will turn into 5P00000000000000000000000G3?
[01:06] <+_habnabit> I was more concerned about my parenthetical abilities.Comment: #furry
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#302750* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Floccinaucinihilipilification (Bet@You.Cant.Spell.This) has joined #spam |
#302754* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neo> Nope, that one's in english
<Neo> I want the one in japanese
<Bigboi> said the socially awkward kid to his mother |
#302770* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theloniouspunk>: Purple people eaters!
<Sakari>: YEEES
Wait, no!
Don't eat me!
<theloniouspunk>: s'okay
I won't eat you.
I only eat blue people.
<Sakari>: ^_^
Oh but.
D:
I like blue people too.
AVATAR
YOU HATER
<theloniouspunk>: Err... sparkly people with orange eyes?
Cullen needs a good eating. |
#302800* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Biff> STOCK MARKET CRASH 05/06/10 NEVAR FORGET |
#302802* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ITIrfeenix67> I tried to change my password to penis but they said it was too short |
#302806* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i did not do this
Wilhiam Hydraconis: they got banned by lindenlab
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and that's MY fault ?Wilhiam Hydraconis: they did
Wilhiam Hydraconis: Heh!
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i spit on their dislikes rly
Wilhiam Hydraconis: ppl still come here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: wether that elite likes me being here or not
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and there are more that think like me
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i am not alone i found
Wilhiam Hydraconis: that is what is happening here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i control nobody
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and i'm no bullying nazi
Wilhiam Hydraconis: those in question took my RL pic
Wilhiam Hydraconis: smeared it with a swastika
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and carried it in here on a plaque
Wilhiam Hydraconis: just because my opinion differs
Wilhiam Hydraconis: is that better than a brash ?
Baloo Uriza: Wow, fully spun like a tweaker on the CB radio...Comment: lolzorz @ Bear Infohub... what a whopper!
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#302808* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Baloo Uriza: Why assault the newbies?
Sammi Niven: no
Sammi Niven: heh
Baloo Uriza: Besides, I thought everyone got over the brash kick back in 2007...
Baloo Uriza: Talk about a tired, worn out joke that wasn't funny to start with being beaten until there's only a horse-shaped hole left in the bricks.
Wilhiam Hydraconis: in this area Baloo a brash is considered a good means for a lot of things
Wilhiam Hydraconis: especially to keep ppl off bay that want to shove their opinion or better.. desires down your throat
Wilhiam Hydraconis: or to disperse ppl from clogging up on the landing zone
Wilhiam Hydraconis: or to keep them from approaching when using followers
Wilhiam Hydraconis: ppl opposing to brashes or mostly those too clumsy to use it
Baloo Uriza: Seems like mute could handle the first one nicely, and weaker pushes that aren't so obnoxious for the other two.
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i did mute
Wilhiam Hydraconis: all the time
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and the banned account in question would not let go
Wilhiam Hydraconis: confronted me
Wilhiam Hydraconis: kept bumping into me
Wilhiam Hydraconis: so i decided to shove it away from
Wilhiam Hydraconis: me
Baloo Uriza: So AR, set yourself phantom and mute the new retard.
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i did
Wilhiam Hydraconis: it got banned
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and now im called a bully
Wilhiam Hydraconis: the women in the blog is just lying
Wilhiam Hydraconis: Nicki Boucher is lying
Baloo Uriza: Well, if you brash kick folks, yeah, I can easily see where people would get "bully" from.
Andris Lacquey: I've returned, ladies and gentlemen!!!!
Wilhiam Hydraconis: it's pov based, Baloo
Wilhiam Hydraconis: there's more to the story
Baloo Uriza: There's only one way to view assault, I'm afraid.
Wilhiam Hydraconis: that's perception
Wilhiam Hydraconis: if yuou'd be willing to hear my whole story you'd understand
Andris Lacquey: Ooh, some heated business going on here eh?
Wilhiam Hydraconis: nope
Wilhiam Hydraconis: just discussion
Baloo Uriza: Nope, Wil's just trying to justify assaulting folks.
Andris Lacquey: And you didn't fucking say hello to me!?
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i been called a nazi
Wilhiam Hydraconis: an opressor
Wilhiam Hydraconis: a bully
Wilhiam Hydraconis: all because ppl did not get their way with me
Wilhiam Hydraconis: they tried so hard
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i ARd them
Wilhiam Hydraconis: they keep griefing me here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i fight back
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and they still wanna press their way
Wilhiam Hydraconis: just because i'm not 100 % pro gay
Wilhiam Hydraconis: what's that all about ?
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and why should i not defend myself ?
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and everyone agreeing with me is all a sudden a bully
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i did not do this
Wilhiam Hydraconis: they got banned by lindenlab
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and that's MY fault ?
Wilhiam Hydraconis: they did
Wilhiam Hydraconis: Heh!
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i spit on their dislikes rly
Wilhiam Hydraconis: ppl still come here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: wether that elite likes me being here or not
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and there are more that think like me
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i am not alone i found
Wilhiam Hydraconis: that is what is happening here
15:51] Wilhiam Hydraconis: i control nobody
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and i'm no bullying nazi
Wilhiam Hydraconis: those in question took my RL pic
Wilhiam Hydraconis: smeared it with a swastika
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and carried it in here on a plaque
Wilhiam Hydraconis: just because my opinion differs
Wilhiam Hydraconis: is that better than a brash ?
Baloo Uriza: Wow, fully spun like a tweaker on the CB radio...
Wilhiam Hydraconis: well.. you wanted to know .. :|
Andris Lacquey: *burp*
Andris Lacquey: Sorry, had to break the silence.
Baloo Uriza: Why sink to their level, though? You're not 12.
Wilhiam Hydraconis: bless yer
Wilhiam Hydraconis: there is a line Baloo
Wilhiam Hydraconis: they crossed it
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i just stick up for myself in this
Wilhiam Hydraconis: err.. better take cover too now
Wilhiam Hydraconis: Baloo ?
Wilhiam Hydraconis: look at the bunneh
Wilhiam Hydraconis: but i don't AR it
Wilhiam Hydraconis: just comes here for entertainment and kicking
Wilhiam Hydraconis: it's here in good fun
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i'll show you
Wilhiam Hydraconis: so that's the bullyin g in here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: Wooh !! :O
Wilhiam Hydraconis: ouch
KrazyKat Adored: no challenge
Wilhiam Hydraconis: so that's the horrible 'brashing' that is about here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: no much fuzz rly
Wilhiam Hydraconis: the bunneh never bullied me
Wilhiam Hydraconis: tho it is temperamental and sarcastic
Wilhiam Hydraconis: :P
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and a lousy kicker
Wilhiam Hydraconis smiles.
Wilhiam Hydraconis: but it's not abuse
Wilhiam Hydraconis: it's part of the world we live in here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i don't control the bunneh
Wilhiam Hydraconis: it's a free mind
Wilhiam Hydraconis: those complaining about the brashing and bullying are bullies themselves
Wilhiam Hydraconis: htey just want an atmosphere of pro-gay and talk about touchy rectums all day
Wilhiam Hydraconis: that is however not why ppl come here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and now that 'their power' is failing they scream bloody murder
Wilhiam Hydraconis: THAT is what's happening
Wilhiam Hydraconis: sorry.. but now you are filled inComment: the full rant
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#302847* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
A fathers love for his daughter, is the measure buy which she will deem her worth. |
#302922* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+RobiX> is public logging in here allowed, or not?
<+Computer> no
<+Plazma-Rooolz> no
<+mquin> RobiX: No.
<+marienz> RobiX: no.
<+BearPerson> no
<+Computer> no
<+DLange> no
<+JNSamuel> no |
#302944* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pitz> And I compare poo to a kiss from a rose on a douche |
#302960* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Traycer> Hell, I want to buy some Dawn now.
<Traycer> Damn that baby otter.
<Ash> [links to huffington post article quoting BP president Tony Hayward, "we had too many people that were working to save the world"]
<sadrik> Maybe Monsanto can help.
> Monsanto: crude-ready!
<dwarf> Baby otters: Selling soap better than Roc Hudson!
> someone please send a few bottles to Tony Hayward, along with a dump truck full of greasy animal carcasses recovered from the gulf.
> just slide them off the truck onto his driveway
<dwarf> Feh, driveway? How about master bedroom!? :)
> well, if you cant reach the master bedroom, because there's a porsche in the driveway, it's probably a convertible :D |
#303087* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PARLIAMENT> barack obama can you give me a week in Cabo with both daughters
<Kage> PARLIAMENT: you sick bastard...
<PARLIAMENT> wait
<PARLIAMENT> I didnt realize his daughters were children |
#303127* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Loonacy> They're waiting for my testimonial.
<Loonacy> Hmm... this wiener tastes like ass!
<Loonacy> A++++++ would suck again! |
#303135* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< tetsuo> cock
< tetsuo> 8====o
< CoJaBo-Aztec> clock
< CoJaBo-Aztec> ⌚ |
#303149 (0/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nuintari> two happy little bacteria cells have met, estalished a cute little rapport, wined and dined, enjoyed each other company as dear good friends, fallen madly in love, settled down for a night of loving mutal physical satisfaction, then realized that they are not sexual beings, said fuck all that, and then deciding that they should just remain friends, and immediately go into mitosis |
#303150* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cpod> wookie give me appreciation
* Wookie gives cpod appreciation!
* hertzmille has quit (BEEFCAKE beefcake.andirc.net)
<cpod> :)
<Captainkrtek> wookie give me love
* Wookie doesn't feel like giving Captainkrtek love.
<Captainkrtek> aww fuck
<ECLIPS3> ouch Captainkrtek. shot down again
<lostsync> bot hate
<cpod> haha
<Captainkrtek> wookie shoot me in the face
<Captainkrtek> wookie you were my only love
<ECLIPS3> Wookie, give ECLIPS3 a Sam Adams
<cpod> Wookie, give ECLIPS3 a Sam Adams
<ECLIPS3> Captainkrtek, you broke Wookie
* Wookie gives ECLIPS3 a Sam Adams!
<Captainkrtek> damnit wookie
<cpod> !op up and he'll obey you
<jearl75> wookie blow Captainkrtek
<Captainkrtek> wookie give me a beer im depressed
* Wookie doesn't feel like giving Captainkrtek a beer im depressed.
<Captainkrtek> haha wookies depressed too
<ECLIPS3> hahahhaha
<jearl75> damnComment: #droideris on irc.andirc.net
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#303155* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pyna> i watched a whole game that was a 0-0 draw and found it pretty unboring
<pgp> i prefer american football
<plb> they should have given everyone a real instrument, and all different ones
<pgp> but i enjoy soccer if i put some effort into it
<pgp> if i watch a soccer match knowing nothing about the teams it is often not fun
<iank> pgp: what do you do in between the times when they are moving around
<iank> pgp: in american football
<pgp> iank: oral sexComment: irc.slashnet.org/#mefi
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#303176* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
baka.yuki@live.com says:
big enough so that some jackass troll can't come along and sing Trolololo with your stockComment: How big should you be before you IPO?
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#303184* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bharath: Hey
u there?
see this log
"<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
"
Sent at 10:45 PM on Friday
Bokka: music related huh?Comment: What can you say about that!
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#303209* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SrgSiler|AFK> red headed scottish asian who only speaks spanish and is 6'4" MAKE IT HAPPEN |
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