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#301244* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <scgtrp> ?
<solemnwarning> ¿
<scgtrp> ¡
<solemnwarning> !
<solemnwarning> ☃
<Love4Boobies> take the time to read what solemnwarning is trying to communicate to us
<scgtrp> Love4Boobies: snowmen are asking exclaimed questions in spanish. |
#301255* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <Octopussy> Hybrid = HybridSin?
<nil> no
<Octopussy> oh ok
<Hybrid> never make that mistake again
<Octopussy> forgiveness please
<Hybrid> ok
<Octopussy> this is why i insulted you a few weeks ago
<nil> it's not wise to call thuggles HybridSin
<Octopussy> mistook you for HybridSin
<Hybrid> fuck me in the ass
<Octopussy> me?
<Hybrid> yes
<Octopussy> gladly!
<Octopussy> 8===D (_)_)
<nil> ...
<Octopussy> 8===(D)_)
<Hybrid> shit happens nil, sorry you had to see it bro
<Octopussy> 8===(=)_)
<Octopussy> insertion complete
<Hybrid> felt great pal
<Octopussy> np |
#301479* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag [06:24:40 PM] <d> Lyrai, for once can't just just behave like a proper English woman?
[06:25:25 PM] <Ryu> No
[06:25:25 PM] <Ryu> :D
[06:25:27 PM] *** Ryu is now known as XP-tan
[06:25:27 PM] *** XP-tan is now known as Sakura
[06:25:27 PM] *** Sakura is now known as CE-tan
[06:25:28 PM] *** CE-tan is now known as Ryos
[06:25:28 PM] *** Ryos is now known as Vanilla
[06:25:28 PM] *** Vanilla is now known as Worms_And_Plastic_Minnows
[06:25:28 PM] *** Worms_And_Plastic_Minnows is now known as Tama-Chan
[06:25:28 PM] *** Tama-Chan is now known as Osaka
[06:25:29 PM] *** Osaka is now known as XP-tan
[06:25:29 PM] *** XP-tan is now known as Angel_Rock`n`Roll
[06:25:29 PM] *** Angel_Rock`n`Roll is now known as SSJ99NekoBillCosby
[06:25:29 PM] *** SSJ99NekoBillCosby is now known as Sephiroth
[06:25:29 PM] *** Sephiroth is now known as Win2000-tan
[06:25:30 PM] *** Win2000-tan is now known as RIDE_THE_LIGHTNING
[06:25:30 PM] *** RIDE_THE_LIGHTNING has quit IRC: Excess Flood |
#301581* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag "Sometimes we tend to regret the things we always wanted once we have them but if you stop and think about it you come to realize that that thing you regret might be what you always wanted"Comment: for a special person
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#301584* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag deesine_h: suck my willy
FuzzYspo0N: HURR
deesine_h: xD
FuzzYspo0N: how do i shot comeback
FuzzYspo0N: OH GAWD
FuzzYspo0N: thats even more gross.
FuzzYspo0N: what an epic fail context to use that in |
#301614* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag Dvyjones Ballroom dancing.
19:45 Touchtales Hi fahad|mibbit
19:45 LordLandon I have hunger.
19:46 Dvyjones Tengo hambre.
19:46 Dvyjones :P
19:46 SnoFox (H)<joannac> SnoFox: I got a penalty for parting in idlerpg when I didn't! Netsplit or sth? :(
19:46 SnoFox What's sth?
19:47 LordLandon Sith.
19:47 fahad|mibbit Something.
19:47 *** Crispy_ joined #clueirc
19:47 Crispy_ If anyone said anything after I last spoke, please paste. |
#301750* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag h4rm0n1c says:
COME BACK TO ATI, WE LOVE YOU WITH LOWER PRICES AND ASSKICKING SPECS
KN says:
I was never ATI
KN says:
I used to AMD + nVidia GPU
KN says:
lol
h4rm0n1c says:
eurgh, pervert. |
#301793* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <Taerom> in my dreams, I jizz all over linux servers |
#301868* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:31 AM):
*I'm now on irc.prison.net
Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:31 AM):
*This is scary.
Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:31 AM):
*Well, I'm here.
Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:32 AM):
*Now just to find a channel...
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says (2:32 AM):
*Go to #dropsoap
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says (2:32 AM):
*I dare you.
Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:32 AM):
*...omigod it's an actual room.Comment: Turns out it wasn't a real room, he was just putting me on. But it was funny anyhow.
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#302024* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <@dreamghost> cant believe u guys use vi
<@lysol> vim not vi
<@lysol> vi is for beardos
<@dreamghost> emacs is what alllah intended
<@lysol> emacs is for richard stallman and other hydrophobes |
#302209* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag uahjerlbvhdsycdpeqeswlmvfiqujn |
#302217* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag nupanick: on a related note, I have decided it is bad form to submit one of your own jokes to qdb.us
nupanick: I will only submit funny things that someone /else/ said
PickYerPoison: I never submit things I say to quote databases on the reasonable assumption that I will find what I say a lot funnier than everyone else 80% of the time. |
#302235* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag < Scooby_> omg need sleep
< Scooby_> 6.50 am tommorow
< Scooby_> lordy
< Ragzouken> Alarm Clock HallejuahComment: #cogs
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#302266* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag Blue Waffle:Cause all great things come at a price |
#302330* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <Gaf> zombie movies are Twilight for hipsters |
#302365* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <B-Rad> ok the bored club needs more promoting, so go tell people about us >3
<Lawwy> hey, everyone in here
<B-Rad> haha
<Lawwy> go to the bored club
<B-Rad> they're already here dood
<Lawwy> ohh ye..... |
#302387* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag * Topic on #BoredClub on April 1, 2010 "#BoredClub is shutting down"
<MasterCloudy> Boredclub shutting down eh?
<MasterCloudy> Finally
<B-Rad> hey.. |
#302414* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <pitz> When you pee on my face
<pitz> Hope it gives poo hell
<pitz> Hope it gives poo hell |
#302436* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag * i (feedlive@<host>.net) has joined #TheFeedLive
<i> hi
<i> khut up kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!
<i> kevin and olivia hate each other lol
<i> is this live
<i> ........................................
* i (feedlive@<host>.net) Quit (Client exited)
<TheNerdTV> rotflol |
#302503* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag * Chuck-Norris roundhouse kicked the universe. That's how the Big Bang occurred.
<B-Rad> deep man |
#302536* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <Sinow> whoah
<B-Rad> I did once
<Sinow> whoah
<Jabler> One hand at a time :/
<Sinow> whoah
<Sinow> WHOAH
=-= Sinow was booted from #gekinzuku by GekinBot (Stop repeating yourself!)
<Kori> whoah sinow
<Kori> lmao |
#302580* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <Blecki> Also this girl in scary movie is adorable.
<Superpig> girl in scary movie?
<Superpig> is she the one who gets pinned to the ceiling by the fountain of semen?
<bzroom> speaking of fountain of semen, you should have seen my gal friend this morning.. she goes "matt stop" and i'm like what do you want me to do pinch it off? i couldn't stop laughing
<Superpig> bzroom: that's... that's great. really. thanks for sharing that with us.
<bzroom> no, thank you :)
<bzroom> for setting me up
<Zao> bzroom: In other news, you'll be a father in nine months.
<bzroom> fuck
<Superpig> damn buerocracy
<Superpig> if the libertarians got their way and could abolish the gubbirnment, the free market would provide you with your baby in more like nine days
<tyr4nt> woo
<Superpig> you'd finally be able to get them at drive-through
<Superpig> but noooooo. instead of instant babies, we've got death panels!Comment: AfterNET #gamedev
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#302595* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag dfdsgtergrhdfh |
#302609* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag (2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: just trying to root my n1, first step i took is: sven@zaphod:~/eclipse$ sudo -i
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: [sudo] password for sven:
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: root@zaphod:~# ifconfig eth1 193.174.132.113
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: root@zaphod:~# route add default gw 193.174.132.1
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: root@zaphod:~# echo nameserver 8.8.8.8 > /etc/resolv.conf
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: root@zaphod:~# telnet 10.0.55.2 636
(2010-04-20 11:50:47) nibbier: Trying 10.0.55.2...
(2010-04-20 11:50:49) nibbier: Connected to 10.0.55.2.
(2010-04-20 11:50:51) nibbier: Escape character is '^]'.
(2010-04-20 11:50:53) nibbier: Connection closed by foreign host.
(2010-04-20 11:50:58) nibbier left the room (quit: Remote host closed the connection).
(2010-04-20 11:51:36) freenode: lolololololololololololol
(2010-04-20 11:51:49) nibbier [~sven@mx00.linkprotect.de] entered the room.
(2010-04-20 11:51:54) nibbier: sorry for flood :/Comment: #android-root
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#302612* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag <Propmin> my laptop is dying
<Propmin> it's really slow and keeps screaming at me
<Propmin> my HD is probably going to die any minute
** Propmin has quit (Connection reset by peer)Comment: Turns out it was just a client crash. rizon #adeptusevangelion
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