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<Jack> i am 14 yr old boy and have had very very good news
* Burentsu wonders got laid? |
#28357 (0/214) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jack> lighting Technician at the Lace Market theatre
<Tinnes> not quite as fun as getting laid....but congrats anyway. |
#28383 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hunterr83> i can buy a used dildo with $15
<hunterr83> lol
<hunterr83> omg, i can't believe i said that |
#28410 (0/202) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Axiim> In the second matrix I was a pretty good cook
<@Axiim> but then they changed the Paprika program
<@Axiim> and I had a hard time adjusting
<@ex-machina> Yeah I told them to change it from a sweet to a spice on purpose you know..
<@Axiim> bitch
<@ex-machina> dude, there is no spice. |
#28468 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mattitude> <E-GOD> preinfo ›› American.Idol.S02E39-FTV ›› May-22-2003 @ 04:12:40 ›› 36m 25s ago
<mattitude> can anyone get that
<SO13> whoever capped that needs a kick in the crotch
<|WS-420|> ohh god
<SO13> maybe two
<mattitude> come on, please , fiancee wantss it
<SO13> she shoulda watched it on tv
<SO13> this is not the pop sissy boy contest capping group |
#28487 (0/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jay> looking at these xp boot screens with Catherine Zeta Jones
<paperlf> that's like sticking her poster on a nasty dumpster
<paperlf> but i'd bootup to her anyday. |
#28521 (0/280) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gothdaria> i'd suck on a dick longer if the guy didn't have hair |
#28545 (0/230) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Puthuff[pWg]> cg: how would youcopy a string to the clipboard thru the use of mirc script
<Catgirl[BTEG]> You can't.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> JESUS CHRIST
<insane> /clipboard text you want to put in clipboard
<insane> /clipboard -a if you want to appened text to text already in clipboard
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Wow.Comment: overly zealous mirc
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#28650 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Albatross[BTEG]> I have power titties
<+MrSaturn> is power titties a new way of saying "bitch tits"? |
#28768 (0/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ransid> hey im already running for president
<Ransid> all i need is 5% of the federal vote this time to gain federal funding next time
<Ransid> me pledge, legalize it, lower booze age
<Wilen> yeah!
<Ransid> think ill make 5%
<Stikes> don't homosexuals make up like 10% of population anyway? |
#28786 (0/232) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rbastic> OxD: no, i know gays, and i'm comfy w/ it.
<rbastic> OxD: well, comfortable.
<rbastic> OxD: not comfy. :P |
#28801 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN
<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN
<DigDug> oh no! where did lepper go?!
<Lepper> O-|-<
<Lepper> O->-==
<Lepper> o-<-==
<Lepper> -\-== |
#28844 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nasna> i'm a day a head of you all, 9/11 happened on the 10th here |
#28853 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
« xfade7 » competition is where you lower the bar to your chest, and a judge makes sure its testing, claps, and you push it all the way up.
« xfade7 » testing=touching
<ThUg_WiGGa> then i test my dick alot |
#28886 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@MafiaManMoro) im in ben at 2
(@puggo) lmfao
(@puggo) ur in ben are u
(@MafiaManMoro) *bed
(@MafiaManMoro) :oComment: #h|s / quakenet
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#28999 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* kingmob thinks about starting a new lj, i_fantasize_about_killing_my_callers
<@kingmob> i'd be worried about possible repercussions
<DJ-Pyro> i could be anonymous
<DJ-Pyro> it
<@kingmob> well, that's the problem with having a distinctive style
<gr> Good thing you don't. |
#29003 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mattyo> A long long time ago
<mattyo> there lived a man in a cave
<mattyo> a large man, whom had no emotions
<mattyo> day in and day out this man lived by beating on the weak
<mattyo> he would gather peoples address via the whois data base
<mattyo> and hunt them down |
#29056 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lepper> just talk in english, dont try to get all fancy gay on me |
#29086 (0/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Tagrineth pictures all the geeky fucks who will have Athlon FX + GeForce FX and think it's l33t |
#29087 (0/424) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mef> Palolstine |
#29148 (0/360) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Infe> i wonder if they'd let a plane go with like 200 arabs who all booked seats heheeh
<Infe> it would be politically incorrect to stop it |
#29159 (0/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[DP]BaD_DoG> ya death_dog says hpbs have an advantage over lpbs cuz they have more time to think |
#29178 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> i hate it when people think 8-track and ATRAC are the same thing ;[ |
#29492 (0/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guyver3> looks like hes fondling an imaginary barbara bush
<@Tommer> best kind :) |
#29537 (0/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be named Uncle Ben
<siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice |
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