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#37240 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
lazarius: I want a man bot here
lazarius: you could ask it for man pages.
lazarius: or at least some quickie help
lazarius: ... and I'm very quickly getting something bashable, aren't I?
***lazarius hidesComment: Man Pages
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#37971 (0/162) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Pi> at best buy they will tell you that a computer is wireless ready
<@Pi> can anyone tell me what "wireless ready" means?
< jerry> They haven't yanked all the wires out, but they could.
<@Pi> almost
< jerry> Either that or it has a slot for a wireless card.
<@Pi> THERE YOU GO !!!
<@Pi> WE HAVE A WINNER
< jerry> I prefer my first answer.
<@Pi> douchebags
<@Pi> "OH your computer is WIRELESS READY, so you could WALK AROUND WITHOUT WIRES!!!"
<@Pi> (after paying us for a wireless card and installation!!)
<@Pi> (but we don't tell you that) |
#38230 (0/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tenor> can i screw SS in the lung?
<Jaymi> go ahead
<zoltan> whatever you do, i call the heart
<zoltan> the pumping is quite erotic |
#38512 (0/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Teh Zog: .
Teh Zog: ...
Teh Zog: .....
Teh Zog: bah, I suck |
#38634 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* heinz coughs*rebecca loos*coughs
<Talin> Who?
<Talin> :
<heinz> the bloke beckham had an affair with
<heinz> er
<heinz> woman |
#38996 (0/146) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cymbaline> My hard drive badly needs a defaggingComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#39782 (0/178) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CellyWili> I'm.... Filipino/Japanese/Chinese with a hint of Spanish....
<CellyWili> O.o;
<Arata> That's so many insults in one that i'm at a loss for words. |
#39800 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<makkia> sorry for my bad english, warty is paragonable with sid or sarge ?
<linux_mafia> paragonable?
<makkia> sorry for my bad english, warty is ~= with sid or sarge ? |
#39885 (0/156) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xtalcy> i know the basic plot of star wars is the same as mall rats
<xtalcy> ive seen mall rats a bunch of times:)
<xtalcy> except instead of the girl with three nipples, theres yoda, and instead of the stage, theres the death star |
#39925 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<olly> whats cookin good lookin?
<reegs> youd have to catch me on a very rare occasion to find me cookin |
#40628 (0/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dcoder> brb
* Dcoder (Dcoder@x.x.x.x) Quit ("gone for good.") |
#40660 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[ELP]> whoa i'm typing to you
<[ELP]> I didn't realise it
<[ELP]> I thought I was imagining the conversation |
#41797 (0/170) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Larry__> Bush (Incumbent) 50%
<Larry__> CNN spelt 'Incompetent' wrongComment: #incomplete-chat
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#42255 (0/298) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RizBow> man, irc is like one big retarded crossword puzzleComment: #maddox
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#43202 (0/204) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PaulTech> Both my brothers are right now actually
<brentp> damn
<LP-Trel> Suckers
<brentp> they still kickin?
<PaulTech> ...
Action: kilroy2k served during the 1st "Gulf war"
<brentp> aka are they still alive
<PaulTech> .....
<brentp> AKA ARE THEY HURT?
<PaulTech> What the *FUCK* kinda question is that brentp
<LP-Trel> PaulTech: Of all the offensive nasty things I have and will say, if they are dead I apologize for that comment.
<brentp> yes
<brentp> i apologise too
<brentp> i will even attend their funeral if they are
<PaulTech> ...
<LP-Trel> brentp: Get your own apology. =P
<PaulTech> WHY WOULD THEY STILL BE IN IRAQ IF THEY WERE DEAD?
<bv|home> lol
<PaulTech> ><
<PaulTech> duh
<brentp> never thought of that frankly
<LP-Trel> PaulTech: Might still be picking up the pieces..
<PaulTech> ....
<LP-Trel> I'm just sayin.
<PaulTech> LP-Trel, did you grow a extra foot just to stick that one in your mouthComment: #cpanel on efnet
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#44891 (0/98) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<chevell> so there's this guy right
<crudesunlight> Right.
chevell> and he's walking across the street, minding his own business when BAM, he gets run over by a semi. and do you know what he said?
<crudesunlight> Wait, how could he say anything if he's just been hit by a FUCKING SEMI-TRAILER?!
<chevell> dammit, you beat me to the punchline |
#49853 (0/362) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Wingus> I think a hammer was originally one who carved hams. |
#53071 (0/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<divinesnake> You know you're a nerd when you would rather sniff 1gig of ram than a hot girls bra.Comment: #ramen on efnet
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#62184 (0/396) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jjpwnxu> i have nothing to do and I'm REALLY bored.
<Splinter>Lol, well I’m playin a really crap but addictive game which i want to complete and it’s really hard.
<jjpwnxu>Wait, I think i have played that! Is it called "Life"? |
#62583 (0/452) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sp3a> Quoting James from Facebook <comment-info-rt@facebook.com>:
<sp3a> > Hi,
<sp3a> >
<sp3a> > Unfortunately you will not be allowed back on our site. Thank you for
<sp3a> > contacting Facebook!
<sp3a> > |
#65005 (0/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
|rage---| anyone here have a ds?
|rage---| and wants to buy some games? :P
|aNaRcHiSt_| wanna buy a dead hooker?
|aNaRcHiSt_| got one in my boot.
|rage---| still warm?
|aNaRcHiSt_| just dip her in a bath dude |
#151945 (0/578) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
hippies91210 : i labeled my dick with my label maker
hippies91210 : wanna see?
Bigboi1765 : ...wat
Bigboi1765 : yes
hippies91210 : wtf?
hippies91210 : fag |
#184426* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
birrychrist: TOTALLY not gunna happen
commie628: it makes you suck his dick
birrychrist: it HAS to be blueberry |
#185334 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ichigo_> i always wonder why they call it comp sci
<ichigo_> its not science
<ichigo_> science is like, mixing shit in beakersComment: #4chan
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#198069* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Surge> PSN is better than xBox live
<Mikeh> isnt it PS Home or something?
<N0valyfe> idk, but PSN isn't even in the same league tbh.
<+Tom> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<+Tom> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
<+Tom> PSN BETTER THAN LIVE?!
<+Tom> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<N0valyfe> haha
<+Tom> God surge, i thought you were a noob, now i think your a die hard cun.
<+Tom> *coon |
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