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<kernel16> i think that if isreals and palestinians go to a kenny g concert they will live in peace after. |
#29564 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FOODGUSTO> it ended like it always do.
<FOODGUSTO> when I gonna try to make food
<FOODGUSTO> :P
<liarliar> you cut 4 fingers off ? |
#29682 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ToR911> anyone knows how do i make a print layout, so that i could print on stickers?
<Fresco> Ms. Publisher can print stickers
* Wimpie hands Fresco a "good helper" sticker
<[Piratez]> LOL |
#29817 (0/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
! TiTaN has still to call that chick
( @|darc| ) titan tell her you like her titties
( @|darc| ) tell her you wanna tittie fuck her... that usually gets 'em
( @|darc| ) then they're all like 'tittie fuck me darc oh ya'
( @|darc| ) yeah they do call me darc too
( +APE ) .......Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#29845 (0/374) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DjMadness:#linux> how do i mount my gfx card ? |
#29910 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MiXDuP> Token-Black-Guy aren't you s'posed to get killed? |
#29961 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ruumis> dude, if I ran the Catholic church, I'd keep shit real. I'd be like, "look, okay, some of us fucked up. real bad. now let's fix what's broke and move on." |
#30075 (0/280) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Tristan> Have you ever wondered what exactely is in 50 cent burrito's?
<@Tintivilo[NOVA]> children entrails
<@Tintivilo[NOVA]> oh sorry those are the 75 cent burritosComment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#30299 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tewl> ii think i may have accidentally drank my own piss today |
#30419 (0/306) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Tsuroki> Hey Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Hey Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Hello Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Fuck you Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
* Steve was kicked by AfroServ (Stop repeating yourself!)
<+Tsuroki> Steve will have 0 user-controllable functions besides myself.
<+Tsuroki> Im tired of him being abused just because Im new to this shit.
<@AmericanIdle> Tsuroki: It makes good Bash quotes, however. |
#30591 (0/352) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*S_R remembers orgasming over an AMD T-bird two years ago |
#31134 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<trenchoa86> i am penetrating your ass bitch
<KiKo> hey
<KiKo> I don't like your tongue moving there
<KiKo> remove it at once and get your face out |
#31158 (0/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<G3-Game> VOOP VOOP
<G3-Game> FURRY ALERT
<G3-Game> 50yr old guy arrived with stuffed toys in car |
#31197 (0/316) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off |
#31232 (0/460) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
NMCHAZ: how far can u deepthroat that??
TIGHT_LIPS: it goes all the way into my tight ass, babe |
#31262 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :) |
#31670 (0/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kae> oh cool
<Kae> if you hold shift and minimise mIRC it goes to systray
<Kae> and I'm sure you all knew that
<OWKnsmoss> cool as Tac fighters is it?
<Kae> well no, mIRC in a systray can't pull warp 5 nor does it carry 2 pulse phasers and a Photon torp launcher
<Kae> Now bite me OWK
<OWKnsmoss> But mIRC in a systray is so much more REAL |
#31750 (0/208) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Xarpolis> I have so much Porn on this computer... ;p
<@Xarpolis> hell, if I ever decided to take it in for service (because I do it all on my own anyway)
<@Xarpolis> I'd make my desktop be a huge mozaic of lesbians and have a what's left of the desktop be nothing but video's |
#31962 (0/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<toad> I just cut my toe nails for the first time in years with an instrument other than my teeth |
#31971 (0/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* sneaker98 has quit IRC (Quit: If I had a million dollars... I'd buy and sell a third world country. Because then I could say "I bought and sold a third world country")Comment: #MxO
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#32083 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[gogo-analMAYHEM]theoFOX> does anyone else have really ugly friends, or am I the only one? pm me |
#32209 (0/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kumqu[at]work> hm. "redhat package manager"... is that like athletic support for people who aren't athletes? |
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( Vorex ) do you want some penis in your ass with that?
( deyja ) only if the astroglide is freeComment: :o
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<RageAgainstTheAmish|datona500> i wonder if the aol car is running with new aol high speed
<Aunt_Jemima> lol |
#32638 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Root> is it bad to break a pencil into 6 pieces?
<CcNnCc99`e_UnIt> :o depends what you use it for
<CcNnCc99`e_UnIt> cough
<Root> well... i figured that i was able to get the hampster out, i should be able to get a pencil out |
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