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#32699 (0/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<r0bt3k> i watched all the tng back when u were swinging in your daddys testicals
<modulator> r0b remembers that vividly as the testicles were swinging against his chinComment: tng => Star Trek The Next Generation
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#32700 (0/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sueb[work> oh phoxxy, no freaking way is he sticking it there!
<drdank> sueb seems to have anal on the brain
<sueb[work> lol
<goatasaur> better than having brain on the anal |
#32798 (0/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Bengannn] my dad came home drunk, he was like "are you still playing the fucking computor, boy?" i was like "hell yeah" and he cut the internet cable :(
[Bengannn] i was like "wtf"
[Bengannn] and he said "if you feel like play the computor you can shove this up your ass" then he showed me how to do itComment: bad flashbacks in #tekheads
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#32963 (0/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bobby_> im just saying that i thought the puprose of ircops was be be non partial non arbitrary
<bobby_> judges
<lude> I'm not a fucking federal justiceComment: #geekissues
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#33074 (0/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ducklord> I understand religion
<ducklord> I just don't understand why idiots believe in it
<issuez> i think we're all aliens
<ducklord> I think we're all idiotsComment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33109 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
• n30 has a cum fiesta in his house. ..when i bust a nut ...its like throwing a bucket of gatorade on someone like they just won the superbowl.Comment: Scared many peeps away...
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#33325 (0/344) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> my descent into online hell is complete, I'm moderating up unapproved bash.cx quotes
<KArmA-> someone kill me and leave my bloated abused body as an example to othersComment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#33452 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[iggy2k]: or 'consumer whore'
[iggy2k]: that would be great to have engraved on it
[KirikaPhoenix]: that would be the ultimate irony
[iggy2k]: or
[iggy2k]: 'i was gonna get an iriver, but i got this engraved instead'Comment: In regards to the Apple marketing machine and iPods
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#33622 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@SlackDug> i hereby nominate "flashblock" for "useful extension of the year" award!
<@jestuh> wtf does it do?
<@SlackDug> jestuh: it blocks flash
<@timmo> [14:39] [jestuh] wtf does it do?
<@timmo> wtf jestuh
<@timmo> you tard |
#33900 (0/316) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> hypr
<AlmtyBob> NONE of those are funny
<AlmtyBob> but you know I love you anyways
* hypr sets mode: +b-o *!*AlmtyBob@*.sd.sd.cox.net AlmtyBob
* AlmtyBob was kicked by hypr (tata)
* hypr sets mode: -b *!*AlmtyBob@*.sd.sd.cox.net
<Conjurer> HAW
<D-viant> he said he loves you eD
<D-viant> that might be the only lovin you're gonna get for a while
<D-viant> I wouldn't look a gift lovin in the mouth!
<D-viant> ;)
<NinjaBot> Or a loving gay friend.Comment: #ramen
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#34039 (0/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FennecFoxen> _
<FennecFoxen> O O
<FennecFoxen> ^
<nullpuppy> |
<KeaponLaffin> -
<KeaponLaffin> o o
<nullpuppy> /^
<nullpuppy> ^/
<FennecFoxen> ^/
<nullpuppy> |^|
<FennecFoxen> *
<nullpuppy> -^-
<nullpuppy> -^_
<nullpuppy> _^-
<FennecFoxen> @|@
<FennecFoxen> |
<FennecFoxen> *|*
<Cerlyn> ^|^
<FennecFoxen> .|.
<FennecFoxen> ^|^
<EgoPC> o_OComment: Group ASCII art
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#34123 (0/274) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Eruntje> brain waves?
<Eruntje> i have brain tsunami'sComment: #MxO on stratics
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#34249 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* darkLem notes there are alot of bash.org quotes that are just Bill Hicks quotes
<darkLem> cheating bastards. |
#34483 (0/464) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<msk> i am seeing Kevin SMith talk tonight
<msk> at UC Berkeley
<phr0work> um
<phr0work> why's it such a big deal blondy?
<phr0work> what's kevin smith going to talk about?
<phr0work> how to write shitty movies?Comment: #bifemunix
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#35789 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
--- FennecFoxen has quit ("Client exciting!!!") |
#36084 (0/194) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Paratus> In AZ, if two men or two women are cohabitating, and claim that they're in a relationship, they get benefits as if the other person was their spouse. HOWEVER, if a man and woman are cohabitating, and claim to be in a relationship, they don't get benefits.
<Paratus> Bit discriminating, that.
<Blingo`> maybe if the guy only bang the girl in the ass? |
#36329 (0/200) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Denshuu> McGriddle = 3 DDR songs on Heavy |
#36412 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<what_not> the beheadings are becoming so cliche
<what_not> they should mix it up |
#36422 (0/206) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(23:55:23) (TCLe): ((Argh..it's like a migrane or something. I need to smother my face in a pillow for a long long time...))
*4 hours later*
(04:05:27) (TCLe): Aww...damnit
(04:05:34) (TCLe): I fell asleep ><Comment: #rotfw irc.esper.net
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#36553 (0/184) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> hey why aren't i on the political compass
<BlackDeth> conspiracy!
<BlackDeth> oh i have to take some test first
<BlackDeth> lame
<BlackDeth> i thought maybe it was some magical thing that analyzed our logs to see what our thought patterns were!Comment: #ramen
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#36699 (0/152) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
redrover1337: god I love metal slug... rented the game so I wouldn't have to get the rom which is a task daunting more than trying to find /good/ free porn |
#36735 (0/202) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Wynn> woo, I was so bored I just wrote a prayer to the ping
<+Wynn> our ping who is on IRC
<+Wynn> hallowed be thy ping
<+Wynn> thy ping be done
<+Wynn> thy pingdom come
<+Wynn> on client-side as it is on server-side
<+Wynn> give us this day our routine ping
<+Wynn> and forgive us our slow connections
<+Wynn> as we forgive those who disconnect while we're talking to them
<+Wynn> and lead us not into disconnection
<+Wynn> but deliver us from it
<+Wynn> for thine is the ping
<+Wynn> the power and the glory
<+Wynn> forever and ever
<+Wynn> /pingComment: #nationstates_general @ EsperNet. Long live pingism!
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#36964 (0/192) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Dessimat0r> OSX IS THE FUNGUS INFESTED SKIN ON THE ROTTING SKELETON THAT IS BSD
<@rolloffle> Dessimat0r: skeletons don't have skinComment: gnaa rules
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#37012 (0/214) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NeoHentaiMaster> yes, it is well known the riskes of opening a new server window, its just not worth it |
#37209 (0/190) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
!semi_! OPERWALL - also, quick poll, if i was trying to fuck a snake and it bit me, and the only chance i had to live was if you sucked the poison out, would you? what if i owed you $50?Comment: during an operwall ruckus
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