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#24365 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[04:35] <Scary_Guy> Everyone clime aboard THE MAN TRAIN
[04:35] <Scary_Guy> punk is the engeneer
[04:37] <Sajami> is this normal chat?
#24368 (0/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dJOEk> DrgnDancr: when you lost your virginity .. did you at any point during those 3 seconds think: hey, i could do this for a living ? coz you couldn't ;)
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<uneekwahn> http://store.playboy.com/images/product/400/8386.jpg
<doe> uneekwahn you soft porn sucks
<doe> your even :)
<uneekwahn> sorry man, I'll try to get in some better movies
<uneekwahn> OH
<uneekwahn> you mean the link
<uneekwahn> whoops
<uneekwahn> my bad !
#24819 (0/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
([-[-S-]-]) wet dreams were cool
([-[-S-]-]) no work invovled
([-[-S-]-]) ;p
#25013 (0/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@King-Bob) a car is much like a women...both require money....and if u stop..both refuse the service they are designed for
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<[Shinji]> alot of the models are 24-24-24Comment: #geekissues
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digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm
DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.
digitaltrip: yup
DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?
digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe
digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course.
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<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's have sex", but I was playing DDR, I'd be all like "Bitch, can't you see I'm busy?"
#25208 (0/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<miriamb>  is there really horse in horseradish
#25385 (0/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components
e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from?
e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh
e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it again, and laugh some more
#25453 (0/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of ours died yesterday, we'd like to make a little site for his friends
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. no
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. RTFM
#25459 (0/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JP G
<Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?
#25643 (0/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p
<Mendez> I wouldn't know - I've never had a guy give me a blowjob.
#25649 (0/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #honda
* Topic is 'text, avalanche/tsunami, join/part, ident/host flooders under investigation by irc operators.'
#26211 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NIH> Dec 12 1917
<NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen dead.
<NIH> Worst... or best?
#26230 (0/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<L-3-3-7>  i want to dump my gf
<L-3-3-7>  i need to find a good way to do it
<sparc^_>  maybe you could DoS her... or install back orifice on her box
#26300 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<red_hat> haha. no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
Comment: an irc play, not a real log
#26345 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> don't you know that olean causes anal leakage?
<kisama> i ate ruffles WoW once
<kisama> and i fucking got owned
<kisama> with some bad anal leakage
#26386 (0/186) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(n909) the neat thing about the goatse.cx ascii
(n909) is that you don't have to paste the whole thing
(n909) you could just paste like the asshole only, for example
(n909) or just the cocknballs
(n909) you can be selective about the anatomy
(n909) whereas with the .gif, it's all or nothing
#27234 (0/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* shogun came to get down
* shogun came to get down
* Lv jumps around
* jebman goes down too
<jebman> ohh wait....
#27245 (0/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oDDY> did u take a picture :(
<oDDY> of ur new shirt :(
<OoROng> nah
<rcg> your shirt won't be new by then
<rcg> so you can't take a picture of it
<OoROng> it'll still be semi-new :D
<OoROng> technically, i'vehad it like a month
<OoROng> but i haven't had the balls to wear it out
<rcg> what's it say?
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVV
<oDDY> ...
<OoROng> it's a fishnet shirt
<oDDY> ooo!
<oDDY> sexy X_x
<rcg> oh
#27424 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kerrigone> well it's brown and looks like an AGP slot
#27970 (0/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<supz> what is better, butt pirates of the carribean or league of gay gentlemen?
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<LkAway1> I go up to random people on the street and tell them, "MrT loves you."
<DigDug> Lk is MrT's pimp daddy
<wwmrtww> he gives me fun prizes
#28295 (0/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Geezus-stick> irc has to be the greatest achievement of mankind
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